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[Issue 54] [Special] Newspaper Crystal Giveaway... with a twist!


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Idk if it's acceptable if I list two of my friends who aren't logged into the forum, but in the chance that it is:

 

Big_pink_ball

 

Nosrac_Neelhtak

 

 

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

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1. basenji7

2. DragonOfStorms (draconic clan leader)

 

Why don't mathematicians get drunk?

 

 

Because you can't drink and derive  :P

 

There are 10 kinds of people in this world, people who don't know binary, people who know binary, and people who can understand this joke in base 3. 

 

 

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@arnav0506

The European Union lost 1 GB of data..

1 GB = 1 Great Britain, so.. The countries want to download FIFA 16.. But EU said Google play store was in GB.. So, the countries ran to California for app store.. => Brexit to be followed by grexit, italeave, departugal, slovakout, byegium, franbout, spain-pain and byEU

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1. @Lethal_Injection

2. @Blackdrakon30, my forum buddy.

 

They say that a picture is worth a thousand words, and no words are needed to describe this joke of a picture!

 

 

 

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Really, Tanki?

 

If that picture doesn't work, then here's an alternate joke:

 

What did the right eye say to the left eye? "Between you and me, something smells."

 

 

 

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Nicknames:USATankerTanush_0527 and USATANKERKRISH0521

A Patient walks in the clinic

Patient: Hey Doctor, I have a problem

Doctor: What?

Patient:There is a big crack in my Butt, I think I need Plastic surgery

Doctor:You Fool, Everybody's Butt has a crack in it

Patient:Oh. sorry I forgot

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@ilybae

 

Scene: Using the Siri app on my iPhone.

Me: Siri, call my wife.

Siri: Samantha Mclaughlin is not in your contacts.

Me: Samantha Gibbs is my wife.

Siri: I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife

Me: Call my wife.

Siri: Which wife?

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@indiarules

 

 

 

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

 

 

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@iiHasTaPower

@asmit_the_best

 

 

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

 

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@BlueDragon_tamki

@Vats_cr7

 

*a math teacher and a bio teacher talking in the hallway...*

Math teacher: here are my email address and phone number if you want to contact me

Bio teacher: thank you

Me: *appeared out of nowhere*

Player math teacher has been banned for a week. Reason: sharing/transfer of account

Math teacher: whaaaa

Bio teacher: he didn't do anything wrong. He's innocent!

Me: say that to the administration

Player math teacher has been banned FOREVER. Reason: hacking through the ban system

Player bio teacher has been banned for two weeks. Reason: insults, profanity, and lying

Math teacher: <_<

Bio teacher: :blink:

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Usernames 

 

 (ik - myself .... i am poor)

 

 (he is a real lad)

 

 

Joke:

 

Why did the prehistoric chicken cross the track?

 

To see his dead mate (who had been steam rolled by a Mammoth)

 

lol

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