[Issue 54] [Special] Newspaper Crystal Giveaway... with a twist!

[vrock_TURBO 0]

Arbimota
vrock_turbo- i need it more
 
How does NASA organise a space party?
They PLANET.
 
The puns are real...........

[ADHDWISPER000 0]

@HEROTI16

@HEROTI15

 

- I would like to buy a new boomerang, please. Oh and also, can you tell me how to throw the other one away?
 

[alandgfr_alandgfr 34]

@alandgfr_alandgfr

@liverpoolaum

when tanki servers closed (me and my friend)

me:what to do?

my friend:lets go kill him     http://prntscr.com/brutif

Edited July 12, 2016 by alandgfr_alandgfr

[adith987 0]

1.adith987

2.robbie56

 

What is the difference between here and there?

The letter 't'.

 

 

[S_U_P_E_R_B 58]

Name: S_U_P_E_R_B   ,  S.U.P.E.R.B

 

Joke:

 

Why is six afraid of seven because : 7,8,9  :D

[13rilliant 8]

13rilliant

 

Cooljake_PRO

Joke: What does a Dentist call X-Rays

 

Tooth Pics

 

[InfernoScorpion_007 41]

@InfernoScorpion_007

 

A thief broke into my house last night searching for money...

 

 

So I woke up and searched with him

[AhmadBinTahir 186]

@AhmadBinTahir

Minute.Destruction

 

 

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don't have chairs.

 

P.S The IP of both the accs will be the same as the first one is mine.... the second one is my brother's.

[robinthemac 0]

robinthemac 

Tank_New_player

 

Good Luck everyone else.. ;)

Edited July 12, 2016 by robinthemac

[islamnam 0]

@islamnam

@DooM_DeX

 

 

My joke :D :D :P --It's a math joke:

-Son: Dad, it's so cold in here!

-Father: Go stand in the corner.

-Son: Why?

-Father: The corner is 90 degrees.

[minaj-d7 0]

minaj-d7  :)

 

abc123456_GT :)

 I am house keeper  every  time I leave the man I keep the house  

[r_salwan_dod0 0]

minaj-d7 <-----brother  

 

salwan_dod  

 

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? 
A: Because he was always spotted.

[Lonely-boy 0]

-Lonely-boy

-breadwinner276

 

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He Neverlands

Edited July 14, 2016 by Lonely-boy

[demonplus 0]

usernames: demonplus

                  demonpeeker

 

 

 

smith standing on a roof  heard a man approach shouting patrick your daughter is dead

in his moment of crisis smith jumped from the roof of a building which had 9 floors

as he sailed past the 8th floor he remembered that he didnt had a daughter

as he sailed past floor 5 he remembered he wasnt even married

at floor 3 he remembered his name name was not patrick!

gimme a brake he wanted to say but instead said gimme a brick

and as the lifeless body of smith lay on the ground a brick landed on his face with a THUD!!!!!

and that made a really good gravestone toooooooooooo................... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

                                                                  :)

moral : beware patricks and bricks ^_^

[inferno601 5]

username = inferno601
                  inferno60

a horse walks into the bar
bartender says why the long face 

[jaapiscool 55]

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

 

 

A waist of Time

 

 

jaapiscool

donaldo9000

[Dragon_Master12_PRO 2]

Dragon_Master12_PRO

VEN0M

 

Why do birds fly south in for the winter?

 

Cause its easier than walking.

[Gambit 94]

(my nephew)

 

 

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lbs. can of coffee, and a 1 lbs. package of bacon.

 

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

 

 

 

 

The drunk replied, "'cause you're ugly."

 

[daudiii 61]

[member='daudiii]

[member='nomanhasan]

 

   Two friends were riding on the same bike at insane speeds . That bike's brakes were out of order .

The friend siting behind : "Why are you riding so fast although there are no brakes?"

Rider: "So that we may reach our destination before accident."

Edited July 17, 2016 by daudiii

[leonny-boy 12]

leonny-boy

jelmer-boy

 

A joke about Donald Trump

he tries to manage the head of the state, but he can't even manage the state of his head.

[Thunder-Bear 44]

Thunder-Bear

Skills_From_Jelmer

 

 

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs

[twanny-boy 0]

twanny-boy

boerenkracht

 

Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?
A: Blue paint

[Kroboski88 94]

@Kroboski88

@Yisroel.Rabin

 

I have lots of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work

[RohanSh 11]

[member:RohanSh]

[member:rohan_tanker]

 

What's big and grey and has 16 wheels?

An elephant on roller sates.

[BlackPanther101_XXX 2]

BlackPanther101_xxx

Pheonix_Warbird

 

My boss told me to have a good day... so i went back home.