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Keepin' It Real (Issue 1) -- Gold Boxes


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Disclaimer: Everything in this article is sarcastic, but feel free to try it in a battle, especially if you're in a battle with me!

 

 

 

KEEPIN' IT REAL

#1: GOLD BOXES

 

Hello tankers! Today I'm going to be telling you how to properly catch gold boxes, and teach you a few tricks that will work every time you play!

 

First off, when you hear the siren signaling the gold box is dropping, make sure to look around for it. If you find it, go to the opposite side of the map and wait for the box to appear. This helps because you will be the first one to know when the box is actually dropping. When it is visible, rush towards the box. There is no need to use speed boost, as it will only make people dislike you and call you a "hacker" for using supplies.

 

Secondly, when you are heading for the location of the gold box, make sure to stop and destroy everybody that is around you. This way there will be less people blocking you from getting the gold box, meaning you will not have to worry about people destroying you while you are heading for the gold box.

 

Thirdly, make sure to dodge all of the supply boxes from the moment the siren goes off to the moment the gold box is caught. This way, people will not think that you are selfish and will probably thank you later. There is nothing worse than people on a computer game calling you selfish for taking supply boxes.

 

Fourth and finally, don't try to get the gold box at all! This will make people think that you are incapable of getting the box, so they will ignore you the next time it drops and will not try to kill you.

 

That's all for this time tankers! If you follow these steps, you will be a gold box king in no time! You'll be known as the best gold hunter in all of Tanki! This includes the Russian community, English community, Dutch community, etc. So what are you waiting for? Log into the game and start collecting gold boxes now!

 

 

~by Ruodrik~

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Best way to catch golds?

Whip out ur credit card spend a few hundred dollars to buy lots of gold supplies. Create a private battle and spam the 6 key.

There will be no one around you so just happily collect all the boxes for yourself

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Ruodrik... that is sarcasm right?

Disclaimer: Everything in this article is sarcastic, but feel free to try it in a battle, especially if you're in a battle with me!

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Ruodrik... that is sarcasm right?

Disclaimer: Everything in this article is sarcastic, but feel free to try it in a battle, especially if you're in a battle with me!

 

I'm getting the gold. Besides I can only make it down to WO3.

 

gz m8, good one

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