20 Punny Tanki Related Jokes!

[Ninja 10,468]

Hello, 

 

 

 

and welcome tankers, to a list of Tanki related puns and jokes! Some may mention specific people and I do not intend to offend them! All these are thought up by me so I hope you enjoy! They are in no particular order.

 

 

1: What is a hulls favorite piece of clothing? A Tank top.
 
2: Cedric finally caught a Goldbox, tankers called it a golden moment.
 
3: A Major was once destroyed by a Recruit, for the rookie; it was a Major achievement.
 
4: A Generalissimo created an alt, he got bored as soon as he ranked from Recruit. Somebody asked him for his password; trouble was, it was Private.
 
5: Tom asked a mod if he could ban a noob, he didn't provide a screenshot, Tom was banned; and this reason was given: 'Banned by request'.
 
6: Godmode_ON was destroyed by a Wasp/Smoky, he felt stung.
 
7: Another time Godmode_ON was destroyed by a Hornet/Smokey, he later mentioned the Hornet was a Genus. (Google 'Hornet' if you don't get this one!)
 
8: What's the worst weather that can happen in Tanki? Thunder.
 
9: A tanker was surrounded by enemies using the 'Huntsman' kit, when asked later why he didn't aim correctly he replied, ''I couldn't see, it was too Smoky''.
 
10: A tanker received the 'Eat My Dust' achievement, he was notified by email and subsequently flagged the email. (Outlook users should understand this!)
 
11: A tanker destroyed so many with his Railgun, his scoreboard had to be transported by rail freight.
 
12: A curious Recruit saw the PING readout in the corner of his screen, he tried thinking what the letters stood for, sadly his brains lagged behind most other tankers.
 
13: Godmode_ON was destroyed by a tanker using the 'Eyjafjallajokull' kit, he erupted in outrage.
 
14: Tom always came lead place in every single battle he entered, people called him a 'pro', but his real secret was that he was a Dictator.
 
15: What is the best turret to use for flying? Vulcan.
 
16: An M1/M1 combo was once faced by an M3 Smoky, it was a critical situation.
 
17: Tom and Harry both bought the 'Cardinal' kit,  since then they have been known as 'Twins'.
 
18: A Mammoth was carrying the Flag, it fell into the void, the team suffered a heavy loss.
 
19: On the first login of the day, Tom was told that if he finished first in a battle he would receive 450 Crystals, sadly it was too much of a mission.
 
20: An M0/M0 combo once met a tanker using the 'Jam' kit, he suffered a sticky end.
 
See YOU in battle!

Edited August 11, 2016 by Ninja

[F.I.N.I.S.H.E.R 2,397]

Hahaha ='D

[Crip 4,735]

Lol...

[gabriele02 3,813]

lol :D :lol:

[Mr.Ace 1,116]

Not that funny but good try .... :/

[Cyborg 3,189]

Lol, must have taken some efforts :p

[VaudeVille 1,428]

Not bad :P

[ToHoYoNTaDa 1,147]

:lol:

[OscarWatkins 64]

 This quite reminds me about all those crappy jokes  I used to make before. *Nostalgia*. Great effort! Keep movin and you will surely get better. ;)

[L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y 820]

 

 

2: Cedric finally caught a Goldbox, tankers called it a golden moment.

 

 

 

Lol this will definitely never happen :mellow:

[Ninja 10,468]

Lol this will definitely never happen :mellow:

Hopefully it will but... yeah... don't hold your breath.

 

 This quite reminds me about all those crappy jokes  I used to make before. *Nostalgia*. Great effort! Keep movin and you will surely get better. ;)

 

 

:lol:

 

 

Not bad :P

 

 

Lol, must have taken some efforts :P

3 hours total.  :D After that I ran out of inspiration.

 

Not that funny but good try .... :/

Ahem...  :(

 

lol :D :lol:

 

 

Lol...

 

 

Hahaha ='D

 

 

Lool, nice.

Thanks for all the positive feedback, I will be making a poll soon asking if I should do another.  ^_^

[Ninja 10,468]

I voted Idc ok.

Your opinion...

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

:lol:

 

Nothing more needs to be said.  :P

Edited August 4, 2016 by Blackdrakon30

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

 

7: Another time Godmode_ON was destroyed by a Hornet/Smokey, he later mentioned the Hornet was a Genus. (Google 'Hornet' if you don't get this one!)

Smokey? Or smoky?

[Ninja 10,468]

Smokey? Or smoky?

Smokey is a proper noun and first name, whereas smoky is an adjective referring to an object being filled/smelling of smoke.

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

Smokey is a proper noun and first name, whereas smoky is an adjective referring to an object being filled/smelling of smoke.

Searched it. The turret is Smoky, not smokey -_-

[Ninja 10,468]

Searched it. The turret is Smoky, not smokey -_-

Fine....  :P idc.

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

Fine....  :P idc.

Put your tongue back inside. A fly may sit on it :)

[Ninja 10,468]

Put your tongue back inside. A fly may sit on it :)

Never heard a better piece of advice in my whole life... 

 

But I won't listen

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P: :P :P :P :P :P :P :P: :P :P :P :P  

 

 

[Ninja 10,468]

Funny for some, not for me

OK... What sort of jokes do you like then? I might try to include some in the next article.

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Lol

[Ninja 10,468]

Ok, good.

Electrolux, can you make Idc bold please? xd.

Wat? Why?  :wacko:

[Ninja 10,468]

-.- Something more funnier. 

Not exactly helpful.  <_<

[BLASTER872 1,892]

-.- Something more funnier. 

These are funny....

 

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Anyway gz.

[marto85 631]

Nice