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As the title says, this is an exclusive interview with myself. Yeah, yeah yeah, rolling your eyes and groaning "Why?" to this new piece of cringe. The reason being: I've always wanted to be interviewed and I wanted to do an entire article based on an interview. So yeah, two articles with... one article? I dunno.

 

Anyway, I hope you enjoy!

By the way, I cloned myself to talk with myself :D

No, no I didn't, I just made something up all you conspiracy theorists *cough cough* GoldRock

 

Everything I post will be in this golden color, and everything I post will be in this white color.



 

Hello, BLASTER872! Could you tell us a bit about yourself?

 

Alright, so my real name is secret  :ph34r: (Were you guys seriously expecting me to tell you?) and I live in California. My favorite food is probably pizza or some other junk food, don't care really. My only hobby is to no-life on the internet. Typical life.

 

Speaking of the internet, what got you into Tanki Online?

If you say miniclip this interview is over noob

 

Alright, so a few years ago, my co-workers were slacking off at a party and eating junk food. One of them was playing Tanki Online, and everyone was watching. Near the end, I called everyone together to talk about priority and work and boring stuff, and WOW! This guy was a PRO no-lifer and was using M3s (I think it was M4, not sure) and was playing in a Polygon DM and drugging and wrecking with a K/D of over 9000. I asked him "wut you playin' m8?" and he told me all about Tanki Online, and how the rebalance was good blah blah blah.

I just didn't say Miniclip, I ain't telling you if it even was Miniclip. Jeez  -_- 

 

Wow, that's not an average beginning! Well, moving on. What got you into E-sports?

I know, shameless advertisement of my clan.

 

Well, I was bored one day, so I decided to check out the "elusive" forums. I went on the forums quite a while after that but I think it took me one week to want to sign in  :lol:. After that, I checked out the E-sports section, and when I was a noob Warrant Officer 2, I decided to give it a go. Little did I think that my clan would become what it is now. By the way, I think I'm the only one who doesn't like our clan name  -_-

Go away noob this is MY clan.

 

Huh, interesting. Dragging this interview along, what are your thoughts about the Amateur Writing Club (*cough cough*, the place I'm posting this in)?

 

Well, I want to be honest: The only benefit is having some mult called GoldRock putting your name onto a list nobody checks and being able to participate in the AWC project. I am very glad the AWC doesn't have any obligations, and that I can still freelance  :P

 

I'm also a member of the AWC of course, we're the same person duh. It's spamville ok. And anyway, thanks for answering my questions!

 

I'd say no problem but there is a problem  :angry: (and it's you)

 

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this interview! I enjoyed.. um... interviewing myself.

Keep turning your turrets, tankers! This is BLASTER872...

logging out

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Lol

 

Lmao XD

 

Good job!

Yes keep laughing xD Thanks guys!

 

you are in eSports?

...

So are you... Pls you know me k.

 

Yes with his "pro" clan I suppose :P

:P yas, mah proo clan reks werld

 

An interview with a hand would have been MUCH better than of Blister872. Troll articles are the thing left here to read?

Salty? And BTW, whenever I write stuff it's troll. You know that!

 

lol, pretty interesting concept mate XD

:P Thanks. Didn't know noobiness and a creative inner-troll made life so easy

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Everything I post will be in this golden color, and everything I post will be in this white color.

 

Aaaand I lost it. Good job on making this emotionless robot laugh!

Edited by mydoom.exe
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I've never been a big interview fan myself, and (imo) they seem a bit pretentious, rubbing me the wrong way. The interview itself was enjoyable, the concept on the other hand, I dislike.

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Aaaand I lost it. Good job on making this emotionless robot laugh!

xD

Too bad I didn't laugh when I re-read article

 

:P  Unique, narcissistic, amusing, and lots and lots of strikeouts. Fun article.  :lol:

I'm a unique nug

I am narcissistic as the article shows

I am amusing

And those aren't a lot of strikeouts1!!

 

Thanks!

 

I've never been a big interview fan myself, and (imo) they seem a bit pretentious, rubbing me the wrong way. The interview itself was enjoyable, the concept on the other hand, I dislike.

Lol, stop calling something that ain't an interview an interview.

 

enjoyed the interview with DragonOfStorms?

 

 

Yeah I thought so

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I was gonna do that, but I was beat to it, oh well.

Great idea, love the concept... Totally never thought of it before, I have no idea what you're talking about....

Thanks! And yeah maybe some have thought about it before

 

Lol :lol: thats the most exiting interview ever! :lol:

Enjoyed ;)

Roddy don't post like you do now post like this instead:

 

 

:)  ;)  :P  :D  :(  :lol:  :angry:  :mellow:  :huh:  ^_^  :o  B)  :rolleyes:  -_-  <_<  :wub:

 

 

 

Tanks!

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