Joke of the Day - Have any?

[sid262 283]

ek nimbu hota hai aur ek kela.... kele ne nimbu se kaha abe tujhe toh log nichod nichod ke khate hai..... iss par nimbu ne kele se bola... abe tu kya itna hass raha hai....kele ko toh log nanga kar ke khate hai.....  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Edited March 8, 2017 by sid262

[C__F_C_O_N_T_R_O_L_S 800]

Lol i like it

[sid262 283]

A scientist disconnected his doorbell..

Why??

Because...he wanted to win the No-bell prize!

[C__F_C_O_N_T_R_O_L_S 800]

:D

[Hate 5,582]

Parallel lines have so much in common.

It's a shame they'll never meet.

[sid262 283]

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’

 

[r_Difference1 10]

#veryfunnyjoke

Edited March 14, 2017 by r_Difference1

[Taco 2,820]

Did this one a while back..

 

[i_am_me_007 1]

So there were three lady scientists named: Mary, Megan, and Rosie.They were working on an important project: 'How to land on the sun'.

 

   Mary said: It's completely impossible.

   Megan said: It's possible, but you'll die in the process.

   Rosie said: I'll just go at night!!!

 

XD

[sid262 283]

Ant: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

 

Elephant: An ANTique !

 

[Guest]

[Bem 521]

Sounds like I'm going back to school tomorrow :(

 

[yonatanthesuper 314]

I LOVE THE MISSION UPDATE ! After the changes that were done to the missions in tanki where you have to complete a mission in non pro battles,i had a mission to do 250 kills using the holiday paint,reward- 50 armor and 50 dd.

 

turns out i spent way more drugs to complete the mission than what i got as a reward!

 

Edited April 3, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[BRO0088 1,724]

Today I laughed

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Today I laughed

 

 

^ I think he laughed too hard that he ended up crying from laughter :ph34r:

[Guest]

I LOVE THE MISSION UPDATE ! After the changes that were done to the missions in tanki where you have to complete a mission in non pro battles,i had a mission to do 250 kills using the holiday paint,reward- 50 armor and 50 dd.

 

turns out i spent way more drugs to complete the mission than what i got as a reward!

 

[yonatanthesuper 314]

Ok i got one.

If you punch yourself and it hurts does it mean your weak or strong?

[r_Kiv1 687]

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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a raffle ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again.

 

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[FailArmyGT 210]

Lol :}

[Gubitnik 401]

nothing

Edited May 10, 2017 by Gubitnik

[Hex 11,520]

Know how I escaped Iraq? Iran.

[Mr.General.Ghost 647]

[The.Phenomenal.One 384]

A Shaft walks into a bar.

" Hey, why the long face? "

 

~Annonymous

That joke should really apply to Magnum mostly now tbh  ;)

[r_GaIaxy2 8,611]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[monkeyburn 13,548]

A bird flies into a bar..............................................Ba-doop-chiiisshh!  :rolleyes: