Joke of the Day - Have any?

[ftp 1,696]

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...

[ftp 1,696]

 

 

This is my 500th post. What a special post <3

Edited May 12, 2017 by crystalmaiden

[hhgb 2,655]

I can't move, breathe, speak, or hear and it's so dark all the time.

If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

[yonatanthesuper 314]

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Patrick: "What school?"

 

2:A naked woman robbed a bank,

nobody could remember her face.

Edited May 15, 2017 by yonatanthesuper

[yonatanthesuper 314]

wow thats fun*

[Hex 11,520]

Q. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

 

A. The retail store.

[Hex 11,520]

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Hex 11,520]

This is Joke of the Day, not Photo of the Day :wub:

 

Ok that was a joke ok.

[fe4f3 1,002]

This is Joke of the Day, not Photo of the Day :wub:

 

Ok that was a joke ok.

I laughed ok?

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Don't give me that look or you might end up selling hot totties on the streets.

 

 

Oh and hot totties are really spiced up alcohol. :ph34r:

[kaisdf 3,320]

A Spanish magician counts to three and disappears. He said, uno, dos, and disappeared without a tres :P

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

Did you leave Tanki for a leaf ?

[Amagi 1,728]

"The entire player base of this damn game"

- A random Tanker ranting in public chat

[Tofu 6,773]

A Spanish magician counts to three and disappears. He said, uno, dos, and disappeared without a tres :P

Someone has been reading my Skype status

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

My Joke:

 

How to win the points

 

 

 

 

 

Your Answer: Don't Open me!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I told you don't open me , no answer.

 

 

 

 

 

You got trolled again this is your answer:

 

 

 

 

Hey tankers!

 

Every year for Tanki’s Birthday, we organize THE GAME, our traditional quest where everyone with the rank of Sergeant and higher can win rare paints, fully upgraded equipment, and also a “Dream tank”*

 

The quest will be held from the 5rd to the 9th of June.

 

For those of you who don’t know what it is, THE GAME is a great event with riddles and puzzles spread over 5 days. Every day at 9:00am UTC, we’ll be posting a special video with the first step of the day. Your task is to navigate through all the puzzles and find the keyword of the day.

 

 

To take part, you need to register at the special GAME website. Only players with a rank of Sergeant or higher, and with an email address linked to their account, can participate.

 

• Attention! Registration on "THE GAME" website does NOT require your account password. Instead, the website will send a unique code to your email address. This will allow you to register and login on the website (make sure you check your SPAM folder just in case).

 

As you progress through the quest, you will earn special points that will affect the size of your prize. Every participant will only have one chance per day to enter the keyword.

 

The first participant to enter the correct keyword will receive 100 points, the second will receive 99, the third will receive 98 and so on. The 90th competitor and the ones after him, will all get 10 points each. If you entered the wrong keyword the first time, you will have a second opportunity to enter it on the fifth (last) day of THE GAME. However, you will only get 5 points for that.

 

The personal score of each competitor will be announced immediately after entering all 5 keywords.

 

Prizes

• The player with the maximum number of points, will receive 1000 units of each supply**, 100 Gold Boxes, any paint from the Shop and a Dream Tank*

• Players who place 2nd to 10th will receive 500 units of each supply**, 20 Gold Boxes, any paint from the Shop, and any alteration of the winner’s choice.

• Players who place 11th to 100th will get 100 units of each supply** and 10 Gold Boxes

• Players who don’t make it to the TOP-100, but have 30 points or more, will get 20 units of each supply**.

• Players who score exactly 25 points will receive 10 of each supply**.

• Players who do not guess all five keywords will not receive any prizes.

Calendar:

• 2nd June, 15:00 UTC — Registrations for THE GAME open on the special website.

• 5th June, 9:00 UTC — THE GAME starts

• 8th June, 19:00 UTC — Registrations close

• 9th June, 9:00 UTC — The fifth (last) day of "THE GAME"

• 9th June, 19:00 UTC — Keyword submissions close.

• 13th June, during the day — Winners are announced and rewarded.

 

Any questions or discussions about "THE GAME" can be conducted on the following forum topic.

 

Good luck, tankers!

 

* The “Dream Tank” consists of the player’s preferred turret, hull and module, fully upgraded, available at the player's rank. The choice may also include XT equipment.

** excluding gold boxes

 

 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy

[maryam98 1,171]

@TSY_the_crazy's Joke: 

 

I just quoted the post instead of opening all your spoilers ;)

Edited June 2, 2017 by maryam98

[fe4f3 1,002]

I just quote the post and that's how i save my time :P

^{_{still its so satisfying having a lot of opened spoilers c:}}

 

I dunno why, but I love this: c:

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TROLLED!!!! Nothing here. JOKE!

 

 

 

 

Secret: This is joke 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited June 3, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy

[fe4f3 1,002]

^How many more times will you post this in different forums?

[Benefactor 6,888]

[maryam98 1,171]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TROLLED!!!! Nothing here. JOKE!

 

 

 

 

Secret: This is joke 2.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Simply quote the post, so much easier

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

I will tell you my joke.....

 

 

 

 

 

Wait!!! That was my joke.  

 

 

 

 

Edited June 4, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy

[D_A.N.I.E.l 55]

I will tell you my joke.....

 

 

 

 

 

Wait!!! That was my joke.  

 

 

 

 

wasn't funny the first time and isn't funny this time.

[Blue-Flame-Dragon 591]

Nobody got time for this

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

Click on image for topic!

 

JOKE:

 

Edited June 4, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy