Joke of the Day - Have any?

[Coat 2,280]

- Thinking what made above post?

- i dont know :)

[T.O.R_John 425]

@T.O.R_EA7

 

Edited June 10, 2018 by T.O.R_John

[Boeing_787 1,455]

What did the keyboard say?

 

*sounds of keys being pressed*

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

- What a woman does in  a tree?

- i dont know :)

Have babies or kids? :ph34r:

[Coat 2,280]

[MehdiM0 9]

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning

[Coat 2,280]

Once I downloaded WinRar setup file and it was compressed in a .Rar file

[giant05 207]

When you are facing problem "This version isn't compatibe with your device"

 

And in YouTube you see some1 asks you to download an app 

 

Whe you download it it says: 

 

"This version isn't compatibe with your device" 

Same joke xD

[SkilL-KoRnEL 117]

[Xone 382]

I don't have nothing bad against Ronaldo but sometimes he is better actor than Jason Statham :D

Edited June 17, 2018 by Xone

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

i made a song its called tanki online

 

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oops wrong topic this is not a joke

[Hancho 3,902]

Cedric is back.

[Musa 5,352]

Edited November 9, 2018 by Musa

[cryptor 589]

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

 

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

 

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

 

Patrick: "What school?"

 

Read more funny jokes: https://short-funny.com/#ixzz5WYWsEOuz

Edited November 11, 2018 by cryptor

[S_L_A_X_X_E_R 287]

 

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

 

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

 

Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

 

Patrick: "What school?"

 

Read more funny jokes: https://short-funny.com/#ixzz5WYWsEOuz

 

What's the point of getting Jokes from a website... 

[dupuy 318]

So these German soldiers walk into a BAR. . .(gun guys you'll know what I'm talking about!)

[Destrod 2,634]

A good joke you say?

 

 

me

 

[Hell-Hound 575]

" And the lord said unto John, 'Come fourth and you will receive  eternal life'

           And john came fifth, and won a toaster

[dupuy 318]

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?"

 

Friend 2: "No I don't believe so. What is it?"

 

Friend 1: Well like any other problem he ever had, he worked it out with a pencil and paper."

[Nicola_M 1,563]

" And the lord said unto John, 'Come fourth and you will receive  eternal life'

           And john came fifth, and won a toaster

And john came fifth, and won 125 mines. :lol:

[Sliced 819]

What do you get when you cross a fish and elephant? Swimming trunks.

[monkeyburn 13,535]

Q: How do trains hear what you’re saying?

 

A: Through the engineers!

 

[Hex 11,520]

Guy goes to a restaurant and orders food. The waiter asks him, "What drink would you like to have?"

 

He says, "Coke."

 

The waiter then says,"Sorry, is Pepsi ok?"

 

He replies...

 

 

 

"Is monopoly money ok?"

 

 

[ZloyDanuJI 409]

[ZloyDanuJI 409]