[Forum Game] I Declare a Pointless War!

[R3VOLUTION 20]

Rules are simple. Declare a war, state any random reason, and state the weapons you're using.

 

If player above you declared war, state your counter-attack, then state another war!

 

Remember, no swearing!!!

 

Example

P1: I declare a war on PUM because the steaks of the world have been stolen, and i use a RPG

P2: I put duct tape over your mouth to keep you quiet. XD. PUM, i declare war cause i can, and i use a Potato gun

 

Good luck!

 

To start off, PUM, I declare war cause I am bored, and I use my weapon "The Derpinator"

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

I hacked your derpinator.

 

 I declare war on you because you insulted my pineapple. And I will use my TV set. It has quite a temper.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I eat your pinapple and then whip out my Mammy Tunder M111128373 and REKT it

 

 

I Declare War on TPBM cause you are a noob

[Indian_Tanker 468]

I robbed your mustang so that you will never call me a 'noob' again

 

I Declare war on TPBM because he opposes peace

[Duchess 741]

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[Quarks 2,255]

I call you a hypocrite and leave.

 

I declare war on PUM because they are a nug. I have a cheaper guitar and I will play out of tune chords until you ears bleed. At max volume. With a whammy bar.

[S-H-A-R-V-A-N 84]

IDK what but i'm better than the PUM

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

I laugh

 

I declare war on you because you insulted my cousin's roommate's dog's old owner's mother's maid.Then I laugh again and your ears fall off. :D

[Quarks 2,255]

Um, I'm allergic to dogs.

 

IDW on PUM 'cause I learned you're a mult

[r_I_already_won0 2,339]

 

 

IDW on PUM 'cause I learned you're a mult

How?????? I surrrender.  You got me.

 

IDW on PUM because he found out I was a mult, I use my robotic peach

[R3VOLUTION 20]

Eh? I use a magical solution(definitly not hack), and erase your post. IDW on PUM cause you are replying to my post, and I use a Giantly Altered Thunder XT m3 with 9000/50 micro. jabwahahaha!!

[R3VOLUTION 20]

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thanks

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I reply with . Aahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Cause your hull is a M0 Wasp i then whip out my M123456789S Smoky with 5000000000000000/50 MUs (its mounted on my Titan M123456789 with 500000000000000000000/50 MUs ) and 1 shot you

 

 

IDW on TPBM cause i am more pro than them

[R3VOLUTION 20]

I use my secret weapon the derpinator to turn u into a crazy laggin noob. IDW on PUM because I hate buyers, and I use a Wicked messed up turret that is merge of vulcan,twins,shaft and hammer than I blast you all the way to an alternate universe where being a pro is illegal!

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I destroy that alternate universe with my pro-ness

 

 

 

I DPW on TPBM cause they used a derpinator on me and I destroy all their weapons

[pieface101 285]

I'm still alive

 

I declare war on PUM because I can't binge watch Netflix and play in Gubakha at the same time. I use a rubber band.

[r_Valk8 2,086]

I break the rubber band,

 

I declare war on Pum, Because I am noob and I use pizza shooting gun.

[R3VOLUTION 20]

I eat your pizza (blech! anchovies!). IDW on PUM cause I want to keep my game alive and active, and I use a device that disables your internet and wifi for all of eternity!!

[r_Valk8 2,086]

My nets still working so ha,

IDW on Pum cz he is low rank and I use m4 Striker turret.

[BLASTER872 1,892]

I'm the same rank as you.

 

I use M4 thunder + drugs

 

IDW on PUM for not having all M3s and I throw at them 80 tanks on the same team with M4 Thunder Viking

Edited December 24, 2016 by BLASTER872

[r_Valk8 2,086]

O it just happens that I'm on their team too.

 

IDW on pum for stealing mah sandwich and I use striker.

[PotatoDemon 6]

idw on a sandwich because i like bacon and i throw potatoes

[r_Valk8 2,086]

^ You didnt avoid my attack...

 

I'm not sandwich soo.

 

IDW on pum for eating mah sandwich and I use striker m3.

[DeathByBoss 104]

I counter-attack u with devil protection module(100% protection; godmode_ON protection)

 

I declare war on PUM for chewing loudly and I have a fearsome math teacher by my side

[Ayanokoji 26]

i counter attack your protection by licking it off

 

 

i declare war on PUM for spitting gum on ma shoe and i throw toilet paper

Edited January 15, 2017 by Ayanokoji