Things noobs say or do

[monkeyburn 13,523]

After playing an hour in silence DM when I was Commander, both sides departed except me (blue team) and a Generalissimo (red team). After destroy him several times (knowing he was a him and not a her by what he typed later), he typed in the BC, "i played long enough now it's time to separate the men from the boys."   Oooo  :blink: I thought to myself. "so scary."  :D

 

Peering from around the corner, I saw him make his way towards the back-ramp to the roof top. In turn, I leaped from the mid-ramp to follow him, where after typing in the BC, "like this" - at my discretion, opened up on his unsuspecting backside.  :lol:

 

Yea' he left... :)

[delnina2 1,570]

Noob's words: 

 

Admin Gold plz. 

No kill me plz. 

Flag.  

No Cap. 

lolololol.

Me Pro ok ?

Left, me need crys. 

No no no. 

Noob Hacker. 

hhhhhhhh.

hahahahaha. 

Edited January 10, 2017 by delnina2

[NERF836 202]

Noobs say noob

[Guest]

axaxaxa

place mines for me please

don't kill me

come 1v1 noob

I'm noob at xp please be okay with me if i'm not good enough

ro ? no b instead of go and po bazam ;(

[I3.R.0 1,700]

come 1v1 noob

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

come 1v1 noob

If someone asked you to duel instead of 1v1, does that make it any better?

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

When a noob says "1v1 scared?" before I didn't even reply.

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

"change to rail noob"

then

"pls rail"

 

Like I will really change after he said me noob?

 

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No kill. ~ *DM mode*

Edited January 12, 2017 by Skills.n.Girls

[MLG_Quick_Scoper 41]

I still remember this noob who couldn't turn his turret, MUed firebird to almost 30 once he started and drugged way too much, then, later on in the game, I get hooligan and MU smoky m1 till its practically able to pwn vikings, he calls me a momma purse, even tho all I did was save for hooligan, I legit used smoky/hunter all the way to master sergeant and this dude hating cuz he blowed off all his drugs and mued m0 firebird, he goes like " I have main acc come 1v1 momma purse buyer drugger noob and then I go like I have a main too, I pull out my Colonel into a EN5 chat while hes still getting his " gissmo all m3 xt main" and he said " My brother is using right now " , I start taunting him about his super cool mlg gissmo then he starts going like " stop bullying me cuz your high rank you no lifer momma purse" I just put him on ignore cuz anything else he would say was probs what his dad did or what he does

[ToiletPaperRoll 1,318]

NO KILL - When I type this command in battle, it means DO NOT KILL ME.

 

GOLD BOX - Please someone drop a gold box.

 

Team (Turret/Hull) - The player(s) with the same turret or hull can team up with me in DM battles.

 

Super 9999 kills mission - Means that I am completing a super 9999 kills mission, and let me get kills for that mission.

 

Team Battles - TDM, CTF, CP

 

Gold box for my gold box mission - If I have a gold box mission that requires me to catch a gold box, please drop it immediately to help me complete that mission.

 

Save the gold box for me - This command means that all the players on my team must let me catch the gold box and fight off enemies at the gold box drop zone.

 

Super 99,999 XP mission - Means that I am completing a super 99,999 XP mission, and let me earn experience points for for both healing team mates in team battles using Isida, or killing enemies as well.

 

Pass flag - Players on my team in CTF mode, must drop the flag and pass it over to me so that I can cap the flag.

 

Let me cap point - Players on the enemy team in CP mode, must give me the chance to capture a control point without killing me during the point capture.

[Truthteller 4,204]

1 v 1

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

1 v 1

Duel?

[Truthteller 4,204]

Runner

[ManoWar_awesome 26]

I see this one all of the time: no kill goldz plz no kill me

[T-34-3m 360]

The context was a pro battle with no supplies: "nub drugurs im parkoring dont kil me". Priceless.

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Put a Shaft in the right hands, you'll win most battles (me) and get the top of the leaderboard (me) get a dictator for catching golds (not me when i used shaft) you'll be surprised. Plus, doing missions everyday (me) and saving up (me) I didnt have drugs and got a 6.24 k/d. Nowhere near as good as 102.0 but that's still very good.

 

Maybe he did buy some crystals? Who knows? Who cares? Only people who take it too seriously. Add drugging into that and battling with low rankers is where complaining can begin since he'd be m2 versus m0s.

 

I bought Voltage kit. Im not a buyer, but i saved up from WO2 to get it. I made 26,000 on average each rank up, but from 75% ish through WO4 to 3rd Lt I made a good 70,000 crystals and had no Beginner's pass during that time. You don't have to be a buyer to get what you want, just spend your crystals correctly or just dont spend at all like I did and know how to get them.

I don't need to buy the kits when I can just buy the turrets and hulls for a discount on a sale :P

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

See entire topic for details :P

[Benefactor 6,888]

"I want _______! Give me ______ now!"

[robbie56 2,403]

*****

 

Noobs swear a lot.

[Threat 12]

"admin pls drop gold pls"

[Benefactor 6,888]

"I am an admin"

[LittleWillie 3,199]

"no kill"

 

i forgot the biggest one: 

 

In DM, "team?" Might as well type "cheat?"

 

I swear in one 5 player game, 3 players decided to team in Skybox!  So they got to a corner laid out a unch of mines arounf the buildings and huddled there.  Thing is, in DM there is no reason to assault a defensive point or even go near it, not on a big map like that. So the brave brave Sir Robins had a real exciting match I guess.  I never saw 'em again after I saw what they were doing.

 

3 out of 5 on one team! lol

Edited February 5, 2017 by LittleWillie

[Benefactor 6,888]

 Whiner gets killed by someone on DD: "druggers"

And yet, his team is drugging 2-to-1 when compared to the opponent team.

[Threat 12]

What in the hell is a "drugger"

[railguniz4noobz 2,394]

What in the hell is a "drugger"

You.