Things noobs say or do

[Indian_Tanker 468]

Help pls, i have mission

 

Take me in your clan pls i have 10 golds

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

Can you help me in gold ? please please please please plz plz plz

 

STG ? OK. Drop 1 plz for stg plz :) dropping thanks and who dropped took it lol

Edited May 14, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy
Posts merged.

[Let-Me 28]

drop gold or i will ban you

[Benefactor 6,889]

[Guest]

THE ULTIMATE NOOB:

http://prntscr.com/f9sx1l

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Get on your side and there ya go :D

Well, sort of

[Amagi 1,728]

Pretty much 90% of battles these days.

[ToiIetPaper_BS 528]

I am a noob

[Nolo 366]

I am a noob

same

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

I think all say "was gold"

things what noob say:

* noob.

* hacker.

* no kill, when gold drops.

* admin, drop gold.

(i make another topic about what they do.)

When someone says hacker meaning he / she isn't noob.

Edited May 21, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy
Profanity removed. Kindly avoid quoting profane content and instead report them.

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

plz bro i want to join ur clan plz 

 

 

 

 

I want to hide that i have a clan especially i am the leader :D

Edited May 21, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy

[xRose 257]

What I say: 

- Gold?

- no kill pls when gold

- no kill you noobs

- pls let me have gold, i have mission

- 1v1 me noob

 

I'm a noob gold hunter xD

[maryam98 1,171]

same

  

I am a noob

Me too

[GeorgeOnsiAlfy 306]

Can you help me in gold ? please please please please plz plz plz

 

STG ? OK. Drop 1 plz for stg plz :) dropping thanks and who dropped took it lol

 

 

Better STG:

 

~~~~~~~~~

Noob: STG ?

 

Dropper: Ok.

 

Noob: plz drop 1 for STG plz plz

 

Dropper: i dropped

 

Noob: Thx so much

 

Noob: i am attacker

 

Dropper: i am defenser i am mining

 

Dropper: has taken the gold box.

 

Noob: WHY!?

 

Dropper: i took it by accident sorry ;(

 

Noob: drop other one!

 

Dropper: i don't have more ;( sorry

 

Noob: drop more you took it drop more!!!!

 

Dropper: has left the battle.

 

Noob: you're reported!!!!

 

 

Edited May 22, 2017 by GeorgeOnsiAlfy
Added spoiler.

[Epic_Space_Mango18 592]

 

 

Better STG:

 

~~~~~~~~~

Noob: STG ?

 

Dropper: Ok.

 

Noob: plz drop 1 for STG plz plz

 

Dropper: i dropped

 

Noob: Thx so much

 

Noob: i am attacker

 

Dropper: i am defenser i am mining

 

Dropper: has taken the gold box.

 

Noob: WHY!?

 

Dropper: i took it by accident sorry ;(

 

Noob: drop other one!

 

Dropper: i don't have more ;( sorry

 

Noob: drop more you took it drop more!!!!

 

Dropper: has left the battle.

 

Noob: your reported!!!!

 

 

Changed you're to your, because most players in Tanki are young teens who don't know their Engrish

[Noob 43]

:D

[DRAKO523 795]

​Any Clan I Can Join!!!

​Hi Can I Join You're Clan

​Hacker's

​Drop Gold Please :D

[Guest]

 

 

Better STG:

 

~~~~~~~~~

Noob: STG ?

 

Dropper: Ok.

 

Noob: plz drop 1 for STG plz plz

 

Dropper: i dropped

 

Noob: Thx so much

 

Noob: i am attacker

 

Dropper: i am defenser i am mining

 

Dropper: has taken the gold box.

 

Noob: WHY!?

 

Dropper: i took it by accident sorry ;(

 

Noob: drop other one!

 

Dropper: i don't have more ;( sorry

 

Noob: drop more you took it drop more!!!!

 

Dropper: has left the battle.

 

Noob: you're reported!!!!

 

 

I can relate to that soooo much.

 

Also:

Noob:(on other team) ok now we protect

 

Me: don't use the public chat for plans u noob

 

Noob: shut it

 

Me: I was just reminding u

Edited June 9, 2017 by Guest

[Crip 4,735]

Noob in 2012: "Tanki is dying" (I was scrolling through some old Forum posts and people were still dissing this game back then).

 

...

 

Noob in 2015: "Tanki is dying, Semyon out"

 

...

 

Noob in 2016: "Tanki is dying, Cedric out...bring back Semyon!"

 

 

I also saw someone in the chat recently who was leaving the game.

 

Them: Bye guys, I've been playing this game for 6 years and I'm finally leaving. It really is so trash.

 

Me: It took you 6 years to come to that conclusion?

 

<_< That's 6 years of your life you're never getting back...

[Guest]

Noob in 2012: "Tanki is dying" (I was scrolling through some old Forum posts and people were still dissing this game back then).

 

...

 

Noob in 2015: "Tanki is dying, Semyon out"

 

...

 

Noob in 2016: "Tanki is dying, Cedric out...bring back Semyon!"

 

Conclusion: The game isn't gonna die anytime soon  :P.

[Mr.General.Ghost 647]

1- Plz drop gold(Everywhere)

2- Anyone have accounts(EU10)

3- any girl? (Go see in EU24)

4-Stop drugged noob (EU10)

5- No kill! Nooob firebird stop killing me ******* (For gold box) (Everywhere)

6- XP - experience (lol)

[personia 4,036]

Infinity

 

 

Infinity is a number. Shut down and go cry 0 IQ noobman.

 

 

So, arguments are firstly!!!

 

If we have a line for any sym-s, how a math law would be for they's number?

 

_ _ _ ... _ is our X-sym line.

 

M - number of sym-s, that we can to write!!!... So, combination = connect M to F (F - any). If we have M that connects with a 1 sym, we have M combinations. Why? Because M is a 1+1+1+...+1, and every 1 connects a 1 (look combinate). That is why we can M*1M, and that is why combination is a *!!!

 

My eng is bad, but it is not too bad!!!

 

Number (MAX) of TO nicks = 39^20+39^19+...+39^1!!! And its (39^21 - 39) / (39 - 1)

 

GLORY FOR AWESOME ME!!!!!1+...1....+!1!+1!.

[HAPPSHOT 2,029]

Omg ESM  you made a topic for what i say  :wub:

[Sliced 819]

Omg ESM  you made a topic for what i say  :wub:

noice

[Crimson_Tank 285]

Normal English: Can you guys leave please? 

Has the gold box dropped yet?

Yo, does anybody have a gold box to drop? I'm broke and could use some crystals.

Admin if you're here and have a gold box can you drop it please?

I'm a girl, anyone else the same gender as me so we can talk girl stuff?

 

Translation into Noob English: Can left pls?

Gold was?

Gold pls.

Admin gold plz.

Any girl? 

some extras: Noob shaft!! 

Drugger.

Noob left pls.