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Namaste doston. Aaj mein apke liye ek anokha interview laya kuch logon ke saath jinse aap pehle se hi parichit honge. Aap sab unse shayad har roz milte honge, lekin aap unki shakhsiyat ke baare mein nahi jaante honge. Kaun? Padhiye aur jaaniye!




Dhwaj



(Dhwaj ji ne kamre mein pravesh kiya. Ve bahut bechain aur kamzor dikh rahe the. Koi bhi unhe dekh kar ek pareshan aadmi ke bare mein sochega aise. Ve dheere se kursi per baithe aur tab bhi bahut bechain the. Ve meri lekhni jaise chhoti chhoti cheezon se dar rahe the.)

Neutrino- Namaskar Dhwaj ji. Kripaya apna parichay dein

Dhwaj- (aankhein idhar-udhar hilti hui) Pranaam, mera naam Dhwaj hain. Mujhe apne rakshakon ke alawa koi pasand nahi hai. Mujhe kisi se baat karna pasand nahi hai. Mujhe akela par surakshet rehna pasand hai.

Neutrino- Aap apne suraksha ke bare mein itne chintit kyun hai?

Dhwaj- Main bahut dhamkaya jata hun. Log mujhe uthakar kahi bhi lejate hain. Kabhi-kabhi ve mujhe kahi bhi chhod dete hai. Mujhe aisi paristihtiyan pasand nahi hai.

Neutrino- Aapka jindagi mein sabse bada dar kya hai?

Dhwaj- Asurakshet hona, dhamkaya jana tatha map ke kone mein gum ho jana aur wapas naa aa pana.

Neutrino- Aapka lakshya kya hai??

Dhwaj- Mein har tyohaar ke liye naye suits kharidta hun aur mein ye aur karna chahta hun. Mein apne laal or neele suits pehen kar tang ho chuka hun. Lekin mujhe jyada kaam pasand nahi hai. Christmas ke samay mujhe teen teen jagaho par ek hi baar kaam karne ko kaha tha aur uss se mein naraz hua tha.

Neutrino- Badhiya! Mujhe aapse baat kar ke bahut prasannta aayi!

(Dhwaj dar se bhaag jaate hain.)



Control Point



(Control Point kamre mein pravesh karte hain. Ve mahange kapade, vastra aur juute pehente hai. Ve umar mein bahut chhote hain, to fir ye sab unke parivar ke paison se liya gaya hai. Ve bahut mashhoor dikhai detein hain.)

Neutrino- Namaste Control Point ji, apna parichay dein!

Control Point- Namaskar, mera naam Control Point hai lekin mere dost mujhe CP ke naam se bulate hain. Mujhe yeh naam bahut pasand hai, aapko kya lagta hai??

Neutrino- Bahut accha hai.

CP- Mujhe pata hai, mere dosto ne bhi yahi kaha tha aur ve mujhse kabhi jhoot nahi boltein.

Neutrino- Aapko kaise pata ki ve kabhi jhoot nahi boltein?

CP – Kyunki ve mere dost hain…

Neutrino- Rehne dete hain..

CP- Mujhe nahi pata par mere paas bahut sare log dostin karne aatein hai, jese ki mein koi superstar hun

Neutrino (mazak se)- Shayad se kyunki aap bahut aakarshak hain? Aapka sabse bada dar kya hai?

CP- Koi dost na hona; mujhe tab bhi nahi pasand jab mere doston ki beech me jhagada ho jaye aur mujhe kisi ke taraf jana hota
hai. Mein uske paas jata hun jiske paas jyaada tark hota hai.

Neutrino- Aapke kya uddeshya hai?

CP- Aur dost banana; aur inn doston ko gold box se door rakhna. Kyunki jab bhi gold box ka aagman hota hai, tab mere sab dost mujhe chhodkar uske piche daud lagate hain.

Neutrino- Koi aur baat jo aap kehna chate hon??

CP- Ji haan! Yaad rakhen doston ki aap har najariye se kisi bhi cheez ko dekhen. Alvidaa!

(CP kamre ke bahar jate hi doston se ghir jaate hein)



Repair Kit



(Repair Kit ek maa ki tara dikhti hai, 40 saal ke aas paas. Ve aakarshak aur ache dil vali dikhti hain)

Neutrino- Namaste Repair Kit ji, aap kaise hain?

Repair Kit- Mujhe cripya RK bulayein, mujhe atyant dukh hoga agar mera ajeeb naam aapko kasht pahunchayega.

Neutrino- Chalo phir RK ji apna parichay; kripaya apna parichay dein!

RK- Namaskar, mera naam Repair Kit hai lekin mujhe log RK se he pukaarte hain. Mujhe har koi pasand hai aur mein hamesha madad karne ke liye taiyaar hun. Mein ek chikitsak hun aur aapki jaan meri haathon mein suraksheet hain. Mere chaar bhai hain.

Neutrino- Kya aapke bhai aaj aapke saath aaye hain?

RK- Aapki unse mulakaat kuch der mein ho jaee gi.

Neutrino- Theek hai… Aapka zindagi mein sabsa bada dar kya hai?

RK- Kisi ki madad na kar pana aur apna kartavya palan na kar pana. Aur ha, kabhi koi mera bematlab upyog kare tab bhi mujhe dukh hota hai aur main dar jati hun.

Neutrino- Aur aapka uddeshya kya hain?

RK- Mein apne bhaiyon ko sudharna tatha unhe pyaar ke saath ek dusre ke saath rehna sikhana chahti hun.

Neutrino- Badhiya! Aapse baat karke mujhe bahut khushi hui, dhanyavad!

(Ve shanti se room ke bahar jaati hain)



(Mein agle sakshaatkar ki prateekshaa kar raha tha ki mujhe bahar se ladne ki aavazein aayi. Mein kamre ke bahar gaya aur do pehelwan ko ladte hue paya.)

Neutrino- Kya ho raha hain yaha?!

Pehelwan 1- Mera abhi interview hai aisa bataya gaya tha, par ye mujhe andar nahi jaane de raha.

Pehelwan 2- Murkh, mera interview tujhse pehle hai, meri galti nahi hai ki tum mein dimag ki kami hai.

Pehelwan 1- Tumne mujhe kya kaha?!

(Ve firse ladna shuru kar dete hain.)

Neutrino- Ruko! Dono hi andar aakar ek saath hamare saath baatcheet kar do.

Dono Pehelwan ek saath – Theek hai..

(Hum andar pravesh karte hain. Sirf ek hi kursi hone ke kaaran mein un dono ko khade rahne ko kehta hun.)

Neutrino- Apne parichay dein. Pehelwan 1 pehle aap.

(Main baayi or waale Pehelwan ki taraf ishaara karta hun.)

Pehelwan 1- Mera naam Double Armor yaani ki DA hai. Mujhe kushti karna pasand hai.

Pehelwan 2- Mera naam Double Damage yaani ki DD hai. Mujhe bhi kushti karna pasand hai.

Neutrino- Kya aap done ek doosre ko jaante hain?

DA aur DD ek saath- Hum judva bhai hain.

Neutrino- Ah, issey baatein samajh aati hain. Aapka jindagi main sabse bada dar kya hai?

DA- Kamjor banna, DD se haarna.

DD- Kamjor banna, DA se haarna.

Neutrino- Aur aapka uddeshya?

DA- Aur kushti karna, DD se behtar banna.

DD- Aur kushti karna, DA se behtar banna.

Neutrino- isse hamari Interview ki samapti hoti hai. Aapse baat kar ek bahaut maza aaya

(Ve kamre se bahar jaate hui bhi ladna aur badhakna shuru karte hain ke pehle bahar kon jayega)



Speed Boost



(Ve jaldi se aakar baith jate hai. Ve patle par kafi mazboot lagte hain. Ve bahut tezi se baat karte hain. Unki raftar unki baat ko samjhna hi ek kathin karya bana deti hai.)

Neutrino- Namaskar Speed Boost ji, aap kaise hain?

Speed Boost- Mujhe kripya Boost se hi bulayein. Aap mere bhai behen se mil chuke hain?

Neutrino- Kaun?

Boost- Kit, DD, DA aur Mine.

Neutrino- Aha, ve aapke bhai-behen hai?! RK ji ne kaha thi ki mein unke bhai-behen se milunga, par maine abhi tak Mine ji se mulakaat nahi ki hai. Kripaya apna parichay dein..

Boost- Mera naam Boost hai, mein ek khiladi hun aur mujhe bhaagna pasand hai.

Neutrino- Aap ka jindagi mein mein sabse bada dar kya hai?

Boost- Samay se kaam na karna.

Neutrino- Aur aapke uddeshya?

Boost- Mein Olympics mein daudne mein vijetaa banna chahta hun.

Neutrino- Koi aakhri shabd?

Boost (tezi se)- Ji mein ek cheez (ghadi ke aur jhaankte hue) ..arrey nahi! Mein apne kaam ke liye der ho raha hun. Milte hainnn.

(Ve jaldi se kamre ke bahar bhaagte hain)




Mine



(Mine kamre mein pravesh karte hain. Unki gusse vali shakal mujhe sujhaav deti hai ki unhe krodhit hone mein samay nahi lagega. Ve mujhe gusse se ghoorte hue kursi per beth jate hai.)

Neutrino- Namaskar Mine ji, kripaya hume aapke baare mein batayein!

Mine- Mera naam Mine hai. Mujhe insaan nahi pasand. Agar ve mere jyaada paas aye to mein gusse se phat jaata hun.

Neutrino – Mein ye yaad rakhunga. Aapka sabse bada dar kya hai?

Mine- Chalo sochte hai, ek aadmi jisko insaanon se nafrat hai uska sabse bada dar kya ho sakta hai?

Neutrino- Theek hai, theek hai ye baat aaram se bhi boli ja sakti thi.

Mine- Ab aap un kuch laakh logon mein se ek jinhone mujhe niraash kiya hai.

Neutrino- Mujhe farak nahi padta. Waise aapka uddeshya kya hai?

Mine- Haal hi mein kuch logo nein mera saath galat tareeke se khilvaad kiya hai aur mujhe unhe sabak sikhana hai. Dhyaan rakhein ki aap bhi un mein se ek naa ho.

Neutrino- Koi akhri shabd?

Mine- Main yeh sandesh sabko bhejna chahta hun. Mera sahi upyog karein aur inaam payiye. Par mijhse panga liye aur apni maut ka saamna karein. Aur ha, mere bhai jab zameen par aa jate hain, tab unke niche koi chhipa rehta hai, uss se bache rehna.

(Ve uthkar mujhe gusse se dekh kar kamre ke bahar apne pair patak kar jaate hain.)



Bas aaj ke liye itna hi, mitron. Asha he ki aap ko isko padhne se mazaa aaya hoga aur inn vyaktiyon ke baare mein jaanne ko mila hoga! Alvidaa!

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Edited by Tofu
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Bhai neutrino DA or DD waale mai tumne likha hai DD - DD se behtar banna

 

 

 

 

Fixed, thanks
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gold box inn bhai-behenon ka saccha bhai nahi hai, wo baad mein parivar mein juda - sautela hai :ph34r:

ya najaayaz.. .-.

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