Contest [Issue 63] See Ya (Not) Tomorrow!

[KillerGnat 3,135]

Hi guys, I am LEAVING Tanki Online FOREVER. Why, you ask? Simply because of this

 

The fact that Tanki players would even consider electing someone as bigoted and rankist as Yisroel Rabin appals me. It's as if no one has done any research whatsoever on our current candidate of the Dictatorian party. Yisroel has openly come out as anti-recruit numerous times. Tanki players around the world are protesting against his extremely rankist comments (and don't even get me started on his small loan of a million crystals -.-). How can we expect a game like Tanki to thrive if we have such a narrow-minded dictator? It is for this reason that I've decided to leave my tank for the last time, joining the many other players who are taking up the cry of #RenouceRabin. Even the Tanki press has gotten wind of the increasing numbers of people leaving and has published a couple of articles on the subject.

seE!1one

 

 

Tanki's celebrities have gotten in on it. Oufa, Claudiu, BlackDrakon30; all three are listed in this next article.

 

 

 

Join with me, I implore you. Don't live under Rabin's rankist ideals. 

 

 

 

Edit: Made a couple of mistakes on the pics... forgot to cross some things out ;c. Apologies. And yes, this is parodying the people who vowed to leave America if Trump was elected. Credit must go to Rabin's #MakeTankiGreatAgain for giving me inspiration.

Edited April 18, 2017 by KillerGnat

[Extremetankmaster 8]

Cedric debonO swiftly reaches down and pulls the nitro lever''This is gonna be fun!!"The wasp surges forward pushing him back on his seat"Its amazing to be a overking!' **Sound of crunching gravel**

 

"What the shaft is that?"exclaimed cedric.A mammoth appears,a voice is heard"Say good bye"A shot from Extreme's shaft was enough to silence him for ever."Where am i?"Cedric wondered as he was surrounded by fluffy clouds.A winged tank comes and escorts him to tanki heaven.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                Mean while in the world below,Extreme gloats over his victory,a voice crys"Hey you dont deserve to be the next CM!!!"One shot was enough and silence remained.Then suddenly Cedric drops on him from heaven and restores peace to tanki,everyone  praises him and tanki lived happily ever after."

 

WHAT WHAT!!!! :huh:  :huh:  :huh: I die?I DIE?WHO THE HECK WROTE THIS!!! :angry: *SOUND OF RIPPING PAPER*DAMN IT!THIS IS IT!!!!! I AM QUITTING THIS FREAKIN GAME!!!

Edited April 18, 2017 by Extremetankmaster

[ChrisandStefanPRO 379]

My entry :

 

 

The roses are red,  the violets are blue, do not be sad, I will close the topic for you!

Edited April 18, 2017 by ChrisandStefanPRO

[Shaftermath 185]

So, farewell then,  Tanki Online,  MMOG.

 

 

Well, to be honest, it wasn't particularly M.

 

And if player numbers fall any further, the other M's in trouble, too.

 

And I thought it was O, but it keeps crashing.

 

But it was definitely a G.

 

 

So, farewell then, Tanki Online,  G.

[ThE-KiNg-Of-LeGeNdS 30]

I leave Taki onlne bcuse me splling and gramer very bad an peple don lik it so i decid to qit I wana say god bye to all friends that I meat on Taki. anoter reson to leav is bcause I hat when everone say "gld ploz amin"   and I hop eveone has a god day even thogh I not.

.

Fawel players of tanki.

 

 

-fucshi112233

 

 

 

 

(Please let me win, it took me so long to be able to type that holy crap)

 

 

That was my entry, but how about another one to entertain some people :D

 

If you are reading this, it means fucshi112233 will never be seen again in Tanki. He wrote this note to nobody all his friends, and was using his mom's laptop because his $2000 desktop was destroyed by his rage. This is being written as he is in a round and a gold is dropping and... there is lag... "THERE IT IS!" But he goes RIGHT THROUGH the gold, like he was invisible and someone else took it. Now he just brok--------------------------------------------------

 

Edited April 20, 2017 by ThE-KiNg-Of-LeGeNdS

[r_Hatchet1 11]

Well, it's been fun.

 

I'm leaving Tanki. I can't take any more of these updates. Daily Missions was the final straw. The abuse I have been giving my keyboard has ceased. I'd like to thank all the completely useless noobs who can't afford consoles great people of Tanki Online for the hole in my computer great memories. Thanks to the Moderators for never being there for me. Goodbye Newspaper reporters. I'll most likely never forget you all. I wish everyone the worst possible gaming experience best. 

 

Farewell.

[M4TR1X-FX 0]

Dear fellow tankers,

 

    This will be my final day of tank online. I started playing this game 5 years ago. The very first day I played i had no idea what i was doing, how to play, and what was going on. The next day after i played i ranked up to staff sergeant. The next day, First Sergeant, then Warrent Officer 1, then Captain, then Colonel, then General, then Fieldmarshal, then Commander, and finnaly, after almost a year I had finnaly reached the rank of Generalissimo.

 

    After i had ranked, I continued to acquire better and better weapons. Before you knew it, I had already obtained every single M3 turret, hull, and most paints. I started to dominate the battlefield. I could get up to 75 kills in 15 min, catch almost every single gold box that dropped, win almost every xp bp match, and come in first place in every battle. I was unstoppable.

 

   Even after I had stopped playing this game for a long time, I still go back to it time and time again to relive some of my old memories. The thing is the game is not the same as it used to be. Things such as simple as a goldbox are not the same as i remember. This game has not improved over all of its recent updates, but diminished.

 

    I have had enough of the new updates that tanki has added to this game. When i go back to play this game, it does not feel like the game that I remembered 5 years ago. This game has been ruined over the time i have played it. Thank you for everyone who has been part of the tanki community and who have helped me over the years. Thank you fellow tankers and good luck to everyone on the battlefield! 

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Best Regards,

 

M4TR1X-FX

[KodiakReaper 74]

MY FAREWELL RAP                      

                                                        Color Key: Orange= Caption & Reading speed

                                                                         White=    Rap

(If you want a beat while reading Here You Go: *start reading when beat starts in the video for the best reading experience* https://youtu.be/SggbHTCkB80) 

                                                                                     (Intro Verse)

 Yo this farewell rap goes out to Semyon Kirov-(not actually)

Yo It's been real but I couldn't keep it. 

I thought maybe the map Noise its tiny house I could leap it. 

I thought if I stopped playing with a laggy chromebook 

I could do better with the puffin browser on my 20-11 nook

but no, that house just kept denying me,

and my hard-drive in my nook, probably said "yo, you are frying me"

(Rap speed up x2-(Eminem Speed)

I got upset that the lag wouldn't quit.

I would of bought a new laptop for my benefit

just as I realized I spent all the money on my credit card 

So in the end buying a new laptop was kinda hard.

(Slow down to regular speed)

So farewell Tanki there's no purpose for me

as that house in Noise just kept bothering me.

Edited April 19, 2017 by KodiakReaper

[Kuhaku 87]

tankers, I'm writing this on my friends PC, after missing a gold box because my wifi cut, I accidentally well, um, you know destroyed my computer because of my um, anger issues. As a result, I'm now banned from playing TankiOnline on any device in fear that I might smash that PC as well. So goodbye tanki and farewell gold boxes, the most cancerous thing in the world. GOOD BYE

[ganesha-1 75]

I LOVE TANKI ONLINE!! :( I HAVE TO LEAVE IT :( BECAUSE I KILLED MY GIRLFRIEND :( ACCIDENTLY(OR DID I? :huh: ) BEFORE SHE :( GOT THE 50,000 CRYSTAL :unsure: WORTH GOLDBOX ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY SO THAT MY OTHER GIRLFRIEND :wub: COULD GET IT(I PROMISED THAT I WILL LET HER CATCH ONE :mellow: )!! NOW MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WILL FORGIVE ME :rolleyes: ONLY IF I DUMP MY OTHER GIRLFRIENDS  :( !! SHE ALSO :( BLACKMAILED TO EXPOSE ME!! :(  :unsure:  :wacko: 

SO INSTEAD I AM LEAVING TANKI ONLINE  :( !! :(  :(  :( 

GOODYBE TANKI!! :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(  :( 

:(  :( 4EVER :(  :( 

AND COMMITTING SUICIDE SO THAT I CAN AT LEAST GO TO TANKI HEAVEN! ^_^ 

one minute later.....

RIP I AM IN HELL FOR HAVING SO MANY GIRLFRIENDS :angry: 

Edited April 28, 2017 by ganesha-1

[Drazox 665]

Farewell Tanki-Online

 

One day your going to see her holding hands with

someone who took your chance. She wont even

notice you because she's too busy laughing with the

stupid jokes he makes. And it will burn your heart

seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing

that you're not the reason anymore. And then it will

finally hit you: it was her, it was always her.

 

@78190-facebook78

[joelpro12 735]

4+4-45x45x-456596+25465416+55x4x4+4x4+x6545x+6x5x+x5x5x4x+x56x4x+x5845x5x+5x/10

the answer is 7638.37+43x

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P  ;)

Edited April 20, 2017 by joelpro12

[Drazox 665]

the answer is 7638.37+43x

 

 

 

 

 

 

:P  ;)

***

[joelpro12 735]

http://www.goodmorningquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/farewell-quotes-close-door.jpg

:P not entry

Edited April 23, 2017 by joelpro12

[Drazox 665]

 

:P not entry

what this?

[Mystique 1,127]

..

Edited April 20, 2017 by Mystique

[Stamina 143]

                                                                    Time to click the red-crossed icon

 

 

hii tankers (I don't know why im telling ''hi'' when I'm quitting)

 

It might be interesting to know why i'm leaving.... :o 

 

really am I quitting?..yes

 

reason for my quitting is:-

yesterday I went in a battle ...then none was in a battle so instead of my m2s  I was playing with hunter smoky (green paint)  cos no one one was in battle & no one is seeing me...xD

then players started joining ...yes gold dropped but I was so slow cos of m0 compared to others..

someone took gold..but I did not give up when i missed gold..i tried my best in battle....i forgot to change from m0 to m2...I cracked first position in battle with my skills B) ..

next match started new players joined who are drugers & they killed me in 1shot (omg) but they did not stop..

they commented on my tank & called me ''noob'' but im so skilled I even came first but they cant understand...(why)

so I have no other choice..except to quit ...so I told good bye in the battle & clicked red-crossed icon

 

I had many sweet & cool memories in this game...thank u guys for all that fun..

 

I have faced  many difficulties & good times ...but this time I can't face this situation..this is so tough situation..me(doraem_tanker) faced experienced in this game like this colours..

 

yup i too don't  want to leave tanki , but time decides everything....

 

most happiest moment in tanki for me is :- "admin gold pls" & there it drops..& comes doraem_tanker caught the gold box..xD most joyful moment

 

hope I come back... :) 

 

okay cya guys..it's being too late

 

enjoyed a lot in TANKI ONLINE

 

BYE Tankers,Friends,Mods,Admin....... :) 

 

SIGNING OUT :-

doraem_tanker

Edited April 23, 2017 by Stamina

[Saipreeth01 1]

I'mma quit Tanki NOW! It's so aggravating...

 

I've got people who, whenever I kill them, say, "noob this", "noob that"... Man it gets on my nerves when people do that. Well noob-suck my genital situation.

 

And then comes these funky turrets that destroy my achievement "all M0 turrets". Man I thought they would do better.

 

Then there is the Gold Box supply. Now instead of "admin gold box plsss", players are asking "buyer gold box plsss" this roughly equates to

 

Buyer=Admin

 

The last and the MAIN reason I'm leaving Tanki is all the buyers. They got M2's at Master Sergeant and are railing, freezing, frying and shooting my poor Third Lieutenant @$$ around. I've always wanted a Voltage kit but sadly, they put it up on Dollar Shavers and not on crystals. This has caused many problems.

 

Therefore I don't live to die another day 'cause I'm not James Bond. I'm just a non-buying guy whose tank got shot at by M2s.

 

I AM QUITTING TANKI FOR GOOD. Thanks to @Yisroel.Rabin for that Tanki-quitting guide. It's given me a head-start on my mission.

 

So long, Tanki. Darn Thank you for the un enjoyable experience

@Saipreeth01

Edited April 22, 2017 by Saipreeth01

[manish17 1,085]

Well, numerous players will get hurt by this at the end but I will have to speak. Yesterday, I was playing at Rio and suddenly somebody dropped a gold box. I was excited at first, and I felt like I was going to get it (just like always). When the gold was about to fall, I just made a jump expecting to get it (since it was a battle in Space Mode), but it was too early and it ended with me eventually getting flipped. It never matters to me if I do not get a gold, or if someone keeps killing me throughout the battle - I just keep punching my Teddy Bear whenever that happens.

 

But this time I got flipped. Could you imagine that? I had never been flipped before throughout my long Tanki career spanning about twelve days. But it happened that day. My mammoth getting flipped in front of my eyes has lowered my head in shame and disgrace. Not only that but after the incident, my best friend simply said that I should self-destruct instead of crying. This made me even depressed, and now I have decided that I am going to vacate the game and just play with my teddy. My friends and fans, I apologize to you if you are harmed by this - please do not kill yourself. 

 

With love, 

@manish17xxx

[PracticeParkourStunt 2,542]

Thank you Tanki Online, thank you a lot! Thank you for taking away my time, my life, and last but not least: my wallet. Hope you are happy...

...Bye

[M-axis 589]

 

 

 

Hi guys, I am LEAVING Tanki Online FOREVER. Why, you ask? Simply because of this

 

The fact that Tanki players would even consider electing someone as bigoted and rankist as Yisroel Rabin appals me. It's as if no one has done any research whatsoever on our current candidate of the Dictatorian party. Yisroel has openly come out as anti-recruit numerous times. Tanki players around the world are protesting against his extremely rankist comments (and don't even get me started on his small loan of a million crystals -.-). How can we expect a game like Tanki to thrive if we have such a narrow-minded dictator? It is for this reason that I've decided to leave my tank for the last time, joining the many other players who are taking up the cry of #RenouceRabin. Even the Tanki press has gotten wind of the increasing numbers of people leaving and has published a couple of articles on the subject.

seE!1one

 

 

Tanki's celebrities have gotten in on it. Oufa, Claudiu, BlackDrakon30; all three are listed in this next article.

 

 

 

Join with me, I implore you. Don't live under Rabin's rankist ideals. 

 

 

 

Edit: Made a couple of mistakes on the pics... forgot to cross some things out ;c. Apologies. And yes, this is parodying the people who vowed to leave America if Trump was elected. Credit must go to Rabin's #MakeTankiGreatAgain for giving me inspiration.

  

My entry :

 

 

The roses are red,  the violets are blue, do not be sad, I will close the topic for you!

  

 

MY FAREWELL RAP                      

                                                        Color Key: Orange= Caption & Reading speed

My favs...

 

                                                                         White=    Rap

(If you want a beat while reading Here You Go: *start reading when beat starts in the video for the best reading experience* https://youtu.be/SggbHTCkB80) 

                                                                                     (Intro Verse)

 Yo this farewell rap goes out to Semyon Kirov-(not actually)

Yo It's been real but I couldn't keep it. 

I thought maybe the map Noise its tiny house I could leap it. 

I thought if I stopped playing with a laggy chromebook 

I could do better with the puffin browser on my 20-11 nook

but no, that house just kept denying me,

and my hard-drive in my nook, probably said "yo, you are frying me"

(Rap speed up x2-(Eminem Speed)

I got upset that the lag wouldn't quit.

I would of bought a new laptop for my benefit

just as I realized I spent all the money on my credit card 

So in the end buying a new laptop was kinda hard.

(Slow down to regular speed)

So farewell Tanki there's no purpose for me

as that house in Noise just kept bothering me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking forward to entering this contest! I already know what I'm gonna do...no one else has done it yet so I MIGHT scrape through :P

 

@organizer, what's our word limit approximately that you are looking for?

Edited April 27, 2017 by Hate
Please use spoiler for over-quoting, thank you.

[betta115 21]

Goodbye All,

 

I saw a gold the other day,

In a map far, far away,

But as I went under it,

And my tank could finally sit,

It just flew up, up and away.

 

And now I will quit,

So much for my new kit,

Because that gold flew far away,

This is all that I will say,

"I QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

See Ya, (Not) Tomorrow

 

[Penguin40 1,714]

I am, on this day, leaving Tanki forever. I am sad to say this, but the reason is that the Tanki Government rolled out the following poster against me:

 

 

This is insulting to me, to call me a slave cat and to not call me a slave cat! What’s more, they say they want me dead AND alive, and they simultaneously don’t say so! Imagine how painful that would be and would not be! And look at these cruel people, they want to make an innocent penguin suffer like Schrodinger’s cat, and they at the same time don’t want it!

 

Therefore, I hate this place called Tanki, and do not hate this place! I will, therefore, today pack my bags and leave forever, and at the same time, I will not leave forever! Goodbye and no goodbye. I am really sad to leave, and I am not at all sad to leave.

 

To end this and to not end this, I will quote and simultaneously not quote this famous and, at the same time, unheard-of phrase by The @Remained Writer - “See You Tomorrow!” (and not)

 

Farewell, and not! Here’s a last Smoky shot from me, and not a last Smoky shot! :shot:

:D :(

[Snootera 52]

              My entry (Kindly verify)

            "What begins will end,though it is not for the end that we begin"

 

Hello everyone...Or should I say Goodbye everyone or should I say Badbye everyone...

Leaving this is the only key now.There is no other way "out". For all who supported me farewell wishes to you. Keep supporting others like me but remember "only like me".Tanki will be Tanki , Online will be Online.

The release of magnum was like an artillery attack on me. I am fired,freezed,railgunned and i am ricocheting all around. Well,its time now. I am really sad to finally get bail and come out of these bars,that kept me confined.For all of you still inside,my last note, Enjoy being "Behind the bars".

Edited April 23, 2017 by Snootera

[daudiii 61]

[New rank brackets enter the game, starts fighting with second Lieutenants]

"Pretty soon my K/D is going to become how often I play this game.

 

[GUYS GOLD NO KILL NO KILL- says the evil mastermind, who then promptly destroys the innocent tanker.]

"Don't worry, I won't be killing anyone again."

 

 

very funny post especially these two points.