How to get a Boyfriend in Tanki

[zaintahir 458]

How To Get A Boyfriend In Tanki

 

 

 

There have been a lot of articles about how to get a girlfriend in Tanki Online, but we must realize that guys aren't the only ones that need help. We should help out our sisters in the game and give them a few tips as well. In a few simple steps, you girls will have a relationship in no time! ( And yes, I realize no girl is gonna read this, just play along.)

 

Note : Don't take this article seriously, I just made it to mock all the 'How to get a Girlfriend in Tanki' articles, which were also a joke I hope.

 

Step One : Pick a name

 

First of all you need a good name. Now you can choose names such as *Insert name here*_The_Girly or Girly.Tanker73 which would be good. However, to appeal to men further, I suggest names such as The_Waifu_Dream (If men are anime fans) or names such as xX420360_GIRL_360420Xx. Your choice ;)

 

Step Two : Get a man

 

 

Believe it or not this step may take the least amount of time. First of all you need a confirmed age, depending on your own, don't want a problem like that now would we? Next, be subtle. Don't just say "HeY L00K!Ng for a bF anyone s!ng1e"? Instead let them friend you. I'd say that regularly you will get five friend requests. Find the best one and move on. Look for similar taste in music, art and the like. Whatever type of guy you like you can find out by yourself. Also if they are too quick I suggest you deny them. Try to have people just be your friends as that will help. Keep your standards average, remember you aren't looking for the Prince of RivenDell or something.

 

Step Three : Start a relationship

 

Remember that if he doesn't want to be in a relationship, don't force him to and just settle for friends. Good friends are just as nice. Now for one month you should play with him and get to know each other. Participate in 1 vs 1's and do 2 v 2's together. Drop golds for him, and if he drops golds for you, well you know what that means. Now when you think the time is right, get in a relationship with him. It would be good if you find out if he lives close-by beforehand. If you want then you can get in an actual relationship. Congratulations!

 

Also as a last note : Don't try to find a relationship on Tanki, it's a really really bad idea.

Edited July 12, 2017 by tweezers

[tweezers 1,034]

Approved. 

 

-Minor grammar corrections. 

[Ninja 10,468]

 

How To Get A Girlfriend In Tanki

 

Contrary to the title. 

[Magenta 5,165]

Approved. 

 

-Minor grammar corrections. 

 

Contrary to the title. 

nice correcting, tweez.

[HAPPSHOT 2,029]

Its so small :c

[tweezers 1,034]

Contrary to the title. 

:blush:

[Kuhaku 87]

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[Possibility 282]

Hmm, I must say that this is a very, very original idea. 

[Mr.General.Ghost 647]

But this is game xD not dating website xDD

Edited July 13, 2017 by Mr.General.Ghost

[zaintahir 458]

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Ill just pretend that's constructive criticism, Thanks for your feedback!

 

 

Hmm, I must say that this is a very, very original idea. 

I made this as a parody for all those 'How to get a Girlfriend in tanki' articles. 

 

But this is game xD not dating website xDD

Check the last sentence ;)

[Flaw 16]

I might try this out...

You thought I was going to say "Joking" here.

 

 

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Its so small :c

You're in the wrong article.

 

Copycat :P. Yis is gonna go purple with anger :ph34r:

Anyways, its brilliant

I'm not mad. xD I'm so glad my article was so good someone felt the need to copy it. :x

 

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Just kidding, great job. But mine's still better. :ph34r:

[zaintahir 458]

You're in the wrong article.

 

I'm not mad. xD I'm so glad my article was so good someone felt the need to copy it. :x

 

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Just kidding, great job. But mine's still better. :ph34r:

*Que article war*

[Truthteller 4,204]

Girls don't exist.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Proof that they do

Fake news.

[Crimson_Tank 285]

Fake news.

 

CNN

[Lewis.Hamilton 1,110]

Fake news.

Exposed: Marc is actually Donald Trump?

[Coat 2,280]

I'm not mad. xD I'm so glad my article was so good someone felt the need to copy it. :x

Yeah, you're not mad.

[Coat 2,280]

 

 

 We should help out our sisters in the game and give them a few tips as well.

 

First called them sister and then help them getting a boyfriend. Genius.