Other [New Year Special] Secret Santa ft. the EN Reporter Team

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Welcome, tankers, to the Newspaper's New Year/Christmas Special! To celebrate Christmas, the Reporter team decided to host a Secret Santa event. Each Reporter was randomly assigned someone whom they were responsible for giving a gift to. Of course, this is a hypothetical piece. Without further ado, let's get right into it!

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Blackdrakon30 (@Flexoo was their Secret Santa)

I have this policy of giving nice and useful gifts but since Marc literally held me at the gunpoint to pick something in less than five minutes, I had to pick two less elaborated gifts, one nice and the other one helpful. So the first gift is this drakon model because one does never have enough drakons, amirite? And the second gift is this wonderful correction tape, which Drak will certainly find useful next time he approves topic in the AWS:

 

Our dear Admin seems to be ever-so-subtly suggesting something!

 

Destrod ( was their Secret Santa) I would get him something comic related. Probably a comic guide because I feel like he would be good at creating comics and after all, writing is his passion and so is humour. I would also get him crayons because he acts like a kid sometimes (jk love you). I would buy him a book with the best jokes since he needs new ones likes to make them and I feel like he could spice things up a bit:

Just another satisfied customer as a result of this wonderful event. 

 

Flexoo (@stanzhang was their Secret Santa) I met Flexoo a year ago, exactly a year ago in December, when he interviewed me for an article which was [Holiday Special] Winter Holidays around the World. A few days later, my application as a Reporter was successful and I was accepted among them. Quite a coincidence. ^_^ Firstly, I knew him as a Reporter, and now he is our Admin. He always uses Bender as a profile picture on Skype, so for Christmas, I decided to make him a handcrafted Bender costume as a present, I hope it suits him (get it?):

 

PS: you should wear it today because today is a gift, that's why we call it the present.

 

Hexed (@Yisroel.Rabin was their Secret Santa) I don't really know Hexed well, so, for that reason, I'll get him a pair of pink, polka-dotted socks because that's what you get for people you don't know very well. :wacko: 
 

Nothing quite signifies a close relationship like custom made pink-polka dotted socks!

 

Marc (@Hexed had the almighty honour of being my Secret Santa) I'd give Marc ^{_{(the legendary)}} some balloons so he can celebrate something like his birthdays or special occasions anywhere, anytime. These balloons will encapsulate his moment and make it as lovely and colorful as possible. Honestly, a needle for the scares won't be that bad either!

 

 

As a token of my appreciation, I popped the absolutely horrible very thoughtful gift straight away. 

 

Nyx (@Blackdrakon30 was their Secret Santa) Well, considering I don't have to actually give them the gift, I'd give her a penny 'cuz I'm a tightwad piece of my mind because she's new and needs experience. She can have my frontal cortex, considering I'm doing so bad at maths right now, anyway. :c

 

Yes, our loyal team of hunters successfully managed to find a piece of BD30's brain. 

And yes, that may or may not be a potato.

 

stanzhang (@Marc was their Secret Santa) I have seen that Stan seems to be quite the drone enthusiast, so I'd give him a brand new drone (top of the range). Then, I'd give him some exclusive Parkour lessons with yours truly :rolleyes:, topped off with a new Skype profile pic because his current one sucks:

Unfortunately, a new drone would break my non-Admin bank too much, so had to settle for a pro pic instead

 

tweezers (@Vikingsrallentando was their Secret Santa) I'd gift tweezers a pair of toenail clippers. He seemed kinda lonely this year. You rarely see a good personal grooming set that is without a pair of tweezers and a pair of clippers. I hope this will fill any voids in his life and set him up for a fantastic 2018!

 

Lethally precise tools, these don't come cheap! lucky Admin is rich

 

Yisroel.Rabin (@tweezers was their Secret Santa)I would get a bunch of giant letters as a message to him. First, I'd get him:
An "M" to symbolise his massive skill;
A   "U" to symbolise his unlimited supply of jokes;
An "L" to symbolise his love for writing and;
A   "T" to symbolise the truth in the articles he writes for the Dictator.
Then, what I'd do is, I'd take those letters and line them up on his lawn, so that every time he goes out, he's reminded of all his talents by the giant letters spelling "MULT" on his lawn:
 

@Marc for Newspaper Designer Candidate?

 

Vikingsrallentando (@Destrod was their Secret Santa) With Flexoo's gradual rise to power within the Reporter Team, a once powerful Viking has been sent to the corner. I am pleased to announce that all these problems will come to an end. Presenting, a real Viking's Helmet. This piece of wonderous metal is a renowned object, necessary for restoring the Honor of a forgotten Viking. Why is it necessary you say? I shall elaborate with the words of every concerned parent on Earth:

'You need a lot of iron in your diet, or else you won't grow strong.'

We have retrieved an exclusive image of V'entando trying on his powerful helmet for the first time and a

very threatened Flexoo can be seen in the background.

 

 

Well that was it, tankers! Merry Christmas Happy Holidays, we hope you have a great festive season!

 

That's me done, over and out!

[Stratosphere 2,234]

Awesome! :D

[Coat 2,280]

Lol

[Mjro7 2,837]

Funny one boy :D 
well done  :lol:

[lukey0 27,543]

Nice :LOL:

[Do.Or.DiE 521]

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

Just a quick tip, don't use that link, images never work, they expire after a while. Only way to tell is to copy image address and look at it. 

[Najafgarh_ka_Nawab 22]

Any santa for me?

[Cool_Is_Back 262]

@Marc is funny  :lol: :lol:​ ​​

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

This is hilarious :lol:

Edited February 6, 2018 by BlueDragon_tamki