[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish.

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

Granted, but your crystals in the garage will flow out as the paint flows in.

 

I want a gold rain in polygon ctf x1000 please :P

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Granted, but you won't catch any :ph34r:

 

I wish for an OP kit :P

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

Granted already Juggernaut mode ;)  But you will not have the opportunity to use it.

 

I want Tanki to drop x3 times gold, to celebrate the end of war. Please don't corrupt it, we all need that for our efforts.

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

Granted but I will take all of them

 

I wish that I could have a wish. 

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

Granted, It is just a paper written as "wish" 

 

I wish that To developers go for a vacation for 100 years. 

[TakeAShower 300]

Granted, but they are replaced by even worse ones

 

I wish that Tanki Online would release the new mode sooner.

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

Granted official release prponed frm 2020 to 2018.

 

I wish I don't play TO.

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Granted, but it was all just a dream :ph34r:

 

I wish for a soda

[saurabhmann 509]

Granted but it was washing soda

 

I want a unlimited wifi connection wherever I go

[Heles 9,220]

Wish Granted. But you will have terrible signal wherever u go

 

I want to be omnipotent 

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted, but that would make you on equal grounds with God. God will get you for that!!

 

I wish I had someone who will clean my house everyday and keep up the yard work.

[saurabhmann 509]

Granted , but it will be your mom

 

I wish for a house by the countryside

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted. Your house is by the countryside, but in a slum.

 

I wish I had a lemon that tasted and was just as sweet as lemonade.

[saurabhmann 509]

Granted but it will be as bitter as groud.

 

I wish to travel the world in 1 day

[u812ic 1,629]

Granted. But you discover your landing coordinates were wrong and you land in the the middle of Demolition Derby and all the vehicles are equipped with Magnums. 

 

I wish I had a Tailor that would tailor all my clothes for free. 

[iRose 52]

Granted, but he/she will steal your clothes one day and never come back

 

 

I wish I met Jacob Sartorious

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Granted, but by the time you meet him, you will eventually ask yourself,"What the hell am I doing here again?" :ph34r:

 

I wish for another beer.

[iRose 52]

Granted, but you'll have every single disease  

 

I wish for a phone

[saurabhmann 509]

Granted

 

 

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I wish for a ship without holes.

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[r_trooll15 827]

Granted, but it will be made of sugar and will dissolve in water

I wish for the laws of physics to not work in tanki

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

Granted join the space mode and you will fly, up up and away.

I wish to wish the wishes of a million wishers.

[r_trooll15 827]

Granted, but the wish machine blew up

 

I wish for the wish of my wish's wish to be wished by the wish of a wish that was a wish by a wish by me.

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Too many wishes.

 

I wish for another million bucks :ph34r:

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

Granted, whrn you have million bucks another million will be added.

I wish to be a noob.

[saurabhmann 509]

No need to Grant , you are one already .

 

I m gonna start a donation campaign.