[Forum Game] Corrupt-A-Wish.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

granted, you are poor so you donated to your mom and she gave your money back

 

i wish to see better tanki updates

[saurabhmann 509]

granted, you are poor so you donated to your mom and she gave your money back

 

i wish to see better tanki updates

How kind of me that would be *rolling_eyes*

 

Granted but everyone except you will like them .

 

I want to win a lottery

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

Granted, you win $1. WOW!!!

 

I wish to make my own clan WITH the best players in it!

[Sparkle 31]

Granted, but they won't listen to you.

 

I wish to get trolled by m0s xD

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

granted, but they'll give up in half a micro-second cuz ur too strong

 

I wish to increase my KD

[opidude 437]

Granted, but ur 0.49 KD is beyond saving. Better luck next time.

 

I wish to get a potato for my birthday 

[r_trooll15 827]

Granted, but it is Ostrica. GL

 

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

Granted, the only problem is that I lied :ph34r:

 

I wish that a certain purple dinosaur would devour cheeseburgers instead of giving out free hugs.

[BlackEliteEnemy2 250]

Granted, but dinosaurs wont be purple

I wish I can sleep forever

[gokuMI6 1,290]

Granted , But you died

I wish to go to space with the rocket i make and study Time dilation  B)

Come on corrupt my wish @Scientist's

Edited April 2, 2018 by gokuMI6

[magnustester 0]

Wish granted but your ship explodes and you get sucked into a black hole

 

I wish for the Tanki Online moderators to delete this thread!  (You are probably going to say that they are going to make another one)

[gokuMI6 1,290]

Grarnted , the answer is above me in []'s

I wish before i die i taste all the foods i like 

[BlackEliteEnemy2 250]

granted, but they all taste bad now

I wish i meet Devil or God, even if i have to die

Edited April 3, 2018 by BlackEliteEnemy2

[X-Toxical 174]

granted, but the devil eats you before you can see him.

i wish for my wish to be corrupted

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

okay i will corrupt the corruption of your wish so it is no longer corrupt

 

i admin gold plz

[21985_the_master 422]

Granted.1 old gold box with 100 crystals for you sir.

 

 

I wish I had some M3s in my garage.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

You get Wasp Vulcan M3

 

 

I wish to have a million dollars

[LaserShark 2,095]

Wish granted, you have a million Zimbabwe dollars, worth about a couple cents in US currency. (A lesson in inflation for y'all)

 

I wish to be Batman.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Granted but you're Detective Comics 27 Batman.

 

I wish to never go to school again

Edited October 29, 2018 by TankiNoob2000

[21985_the_master 422]

Granted but you have to give exams for everything you have to know before quit.

 

 

I wish to be an assasin. :huh: 

Edited October 29, 2018 by 21985_the_master

[LaserShark 2,095]

Granted, your next target is Batman.

 

I wish for summertime.

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Granted, except summertime is a bit too hot. It burns.

 

I wish to have 100 US dollars, legally acquired, in my Steam (the gaming platform) account, to buy some games I want.

[21985_the_master 422]

Granted but Valve will close down.(oops)

 

 

I wish I could go to the past.Back in the 1980s.

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Granted... wait, 1980 BC right?

 

I wish to be able to play tanki without my internet interrupting me.

[21985_the_master 422]

Granted.You will play Tanki Offline.No players,no story just visit your empty favorite maps.

 

 

I wish I could be my countrys president.(Greece).