Other [Issue 74] The Perfect Ways To React in Tanki

[Flexoo 6,980]

 

Imagine this. You are in the battle and after a while you run into a guy with an attitude that he rubs in to your face. He's a real pain in a neck and you want to deal with him smoothly and quickly. But what to do? Generic responses or ignoring often don't do the job. Well, fear not my friend because we're bringing you more sophisticated methods that will help you in more than one situation.

 

 

Model Situation #1: Someone is offending you for using supplies while he hypocritically uses them himself.

 

Your Answer: Retaliate back with; "I am deeply sorry. It did not cross my mind that constitution of human rights made this feature exclusively for you!"

 

 

Model Situation #2: Some guy starts to offend you because he is butt-hurted that you are always outsmarting him and destroying him every single time.

 

Your Answer: Open chat and type; "Maaan, you will need more than one shot of tequila for all that salt."

 

 

Model Situation #3: You flipped this one guy and he obviously can't take it so he calls you nub, lagger, hacker and claims he is much more skilled than you, potentially invites you to a 1v1 through a set of constantly coming, angry, grammar-bending messages.

 

Your Answer: Make a screenshot of this guy flipped while standing next to him, buy the in-game gift Claws, or Tangled Turret, upload the screenshot to image hosting web site, paste the link to the picture in the Gift's text field and lastly, insert a short description saying; "This sure takes a lot of skill!", to add some sour lemon juice to his injury. Then send the gift to that poor soul.

 

 

Model Situation #4: You got lag (welcome to Tanki) which messes your tank movement and causes your teammate to bump into you. He's obviously in a situation between life and death and so he starts raging like this; "Who taught you how to drive a tank? Can't you move?"

 

Your Answer: Now, it's probably super hard to do this in normal chat, but since everyone loves to invest smartly, buy in-game gift and use it to express yourself.

 

 

Not only will you successfully shush and stun the target, you will give your hardly earned crystals a meaningful purpose!

 

 

Model Situation #5: Someone pushes you off the map milliseconds before you hit 'that' amazing shot.

 

Your Answer: Shake it off, then approach the person from behind quietly and make sure they don't see you. Then, ram into their tank and shoot them off the map. Write "THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAA!" in the chat. Don't forget to record the process and keep rubbing it in their face in gift messages or PMs. Job done, 100%.

 

 

Model Situation #6: Someone asks you for the password to your account.

 

Your Answer: Convince them that your password is 'boonelbillugaerauoy.' When they unknowingly try to submit it, not realizing it's gibberish, then come back to you and say "you liar! That's not your password!" Reply back saying "read it backwards," then reply back with a ")))" 10 seconds later.

 

 

Model Situation #6a: Someone asks you; "What's your password?"

 

Your Answer: A cluster of letters and numbers.

 

 

Model Situation #6b: Someone tells you to; "Write your password!"

 

Your Answer: "Your password".

 

 

That's all from us for now, folks. We are convinced you now know all the essentials for proper social communication with other humanoids jammed in those tanks.

 

[Flexoo 6,980]

DISCLAIMER

 

This article was written purely for entertainment purposes. In any of these situations, we advise you to simply ignore the chat offenders or any other unpleasant people you will meet in the battles by using the ignore option ;).

[Magenta 5,165]

Aww that's so cuuute

[X-Toxical 174]

lmao wouldn’t pushing someone off the mal get you reported for sabktage and multing? :lol:

[Mustard 531]

youareagulliblenoob. :P

[lukey0 27,543]

Nice :LOL:

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

lmao wouldn’t pushing someone off the mal get you reported for sabktage and multing? :lol:

DISCLAIMER

 

This article was written purely for entertainment purposes. In any of these situations, we advise you to simply ignore the chat offenders or any other unpleasant people you will meet in the battles by using the ignore option ;).

[T-B 49]

Nice and funny!

Next time please post some roasts for annoying situations. ;)

[tankcalm 324]

when i flipe somone, i usually go above him, and do what i had to do.  :ph34r:

 

it's the ultimate roasting in tanki, nobody can handle that lol

[gokuMI6 1,290]

@Flexoo So this is what you have been up to

Good guide  :ph34r:

[Benefactor 6,888]

Model Situation #88: "admin gold pls"

 

Your Answer: "alright, just give me a minute"

 

 

Absolutely harmless, yet you will be a god for a split second.

[Tanko757 0]

Who tried to click send?

[tousif_the_master 2,240]

hahahah, So funny! Amazing Article indeed :D

[pringerfinger 934]

O____O what does ")))" mean......O____O

[maryam98 1,171]

O____O what does ")))" mean......O____O

A smiley

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

O____O what does ")))" mean......O____O

*shakes head at the noobiness* :P :P

Edited April 10, 2018 by GrandExecutioner

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

yeah i type "youaredunb221" when someone asks me for password

[pringerfinger 934]

*shakes head at the noobiness* :P :P

Pffft...A new generation of tanki has arived since I've been gone....-_- I don't understand their motives......

[GrandExecutioner 1,403]

yeah i type "youaredumb221" when someone asks me for password

[maryam98 1,171]

 

yeah i type "youaredumb221" when someone asks me for password

 

I tried out the youareagulliblenoob trick.. The person just said lol and we had a chat over normal things..

[Crip 4,735]

This was great!

 

I approve.

[Burrito 6]

As a Burrito, my tortilla is free of any additives including a salty attitude.

[LewisMon 12]

Lmao, this was great.

[Showbot 819]

amazing stuff

[rishabhhaunt 1,629]

Had fun reading it  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: