[Forum Game] What would you say to your tank?

[u812ic 1,629]

Tanki has gone from virtual to reality with all the features we all enjoy, including respawning, supply drops...everything. Each player has been given one hull and one turret of our choice plus a crystal card. All the crystals we have earned will be accredited to card.

 

A store has opened up where you can buy new hulls, turrets and all the other things a player may want to buy. Unfortunately, Tanki was not able to open a garage for you nor to make it possible to make purchases from a garage. 

 

You have the ability to transport your tank to any of the TO maps through teleportation. 

 

That's the background. Here's the game:

 

1...The person below you is your next door neighbor, also a TO Tanker.

 

2...Whether or not you like each other doesn't matter, unless you make it matter. 

 

3...Do you like/love/hate your tank? Do you whisper sweet nothings to your tank? Are you emotionally attached to your tank? Did it do poorly in battle that day or did it do extremely well? What are your reactions towards it? Have you given it a name?

 

One day, while talking to your tank, you neighbor overhears you. Tell us what it is you said. Then the neighbor makes a comment on what he/she overheard. Then that neighbor is overheard talking to his/her tank and that neighbor makes a comment. 

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Example:

 

u812ic: I love you, Big Bertha. 

Player X_y-z (neighbor..person below me): When's the wedding?

 

Player X_y-z (talking to his tank): What is wrong with you Tonka? You were acting really sluggish, today.

Player_Player (person below Player X_y-z): Don't talk to Tonka that way. It isn't his fault. Tanki is building some new maps and the air was a bit polluted with the dust. 

 

Player_Player (talking to his tank) ..................

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Get the idea? I hope this isn't too confusing. You can make it serious, funny or however you feel. Maybe there are things you really wish you could say to your tank. Say them and your neighbor comment. 

 

All Forum rules apply. Please refrain from being too insulting to your neighbor. He may sabotage your tank. 

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I'll start:

 

You did great in battle, today, Mr. Vulcan. We actually came in 3rd!! I loved the way you handled that Magnum. You deserve a fresh coat of paint. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Musa 5,352]

Free

[Rocket_Raccoon_XXX 1,507]

I don't know about this, but I'm calling my tank TanKy!  :wub:

[iRose 52]

Isida!! If you play that trashy just go home!! I can call Vulcan anyday

[r_trooll15 827]

Don't talk to Isida that way!! Isidas flourish when they are loved by their owner, and wilt under hate from their owner.

 

Isida, let's go kill some more people tomorrow so that we can boost you to m1 before we spam the forum. Today was an awesome day! Thank you, Isida!

(I love you too, Isida)

*Earlier that day, we got 1st*

[SprayGround 2,851]

The game has existed for more than a week, while the posts in it are less than 10. Rules.

Closed.