Contest [Issue 75] Tanki Horoscopes

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

What's all the things like leo, taurus, and stuff?

Zodiac Signs :ph34r:  :ph34r:

[tanush2607 0]

My entry-

 

HORORSCOPE-

 

If you find a Hornet with Nightmare paint  then the chances are that -

 

1. You will get a lot of personal discounts 

2. You will get rekt by a kid who loves to say '' go gold ''

 

If you get Gold Boxes in containers, then the chances are that-

 

1. Firebird will be a common enemy for you and your teammates, so remember to take freeze with you.

2. If you have Smoky(m2), then you will dominate the rest of the players as critical hits will land more often.

 

Last possibility, if you catch a Gold Box , then the possibilities are that-

 

1.You will lose your luck and therefore it will be not a good time to buy/open containers

2.If you play matches in small maps like hill,island etc, then your luck will be doubled so that means it will be a good time to open containers

 

FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT SUFFER FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE CONDITIONS-

 

You will have a Horrorscope, not a Hororscope. So be alert for ghost animators.....

[Hamza_Aleem_Shami 9]

 

 

 

Taurus:

Today you will find yourself lucky on green long maps... and the CTF mode will be preferable.... However the TDM will not a good option to play as the druggers won't be allowing anyone to get kills.... On the other hand, playing xp/bp will make your mood lighter and there are chances of getting a gold box or two... Best of luck for today...

 

P.S. Don't believe in horroscopes rather believe in yourself :)

 

 

 

Edited May 13, 2018 by Hamza_Aleem_Shami

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

CANCER

 

As the name states, Your life = cancer. Yes, it is. In your forthcoming days, you have to be very careful in mines. You've high chances of losing gold boxes because of that. (I'm not talking about Save the gold event noob).Try not to play on Sundays or your dad is at home. The chances of losing your Wifi at that moment is also high. Don't worry, You've high chances of getting an Animated paint. Not the one you think, But the one that you wouldn't even be thought about it.

 

Lucky Paint:- Soft Flowers

Lucky module:- Lion T-B

 

FYI 

That had happened to me for past 2 weeks, Since cancer is my horoscope, I've just written it down here.

 

A horoscope Based on true events.

Edited May 14, 2018 by Best_of_thunder_2015

[snowstorm 1]

                  As the light of the glorious gold falls, forget everything. Go for it as you may find yourself extremely successful in the getting the gold. With the Isida watching your back, you are destined to become first and score 200+ crystals. Freeze may leave a icy scar on you, however it may just warm your heart. However what lies ahead for you may just be a bunch of mines, so brace yourself for the worst to come.

[LUCIFER1_the_dark 1,230]

I was expecting some humorous horoscopes but I have found just a few.

Come on everyone, don't wanna win?

[Bydo 20,133]

Leo

 

 

The red hot tank who is never with out heat, this is why they enjoy using firebird over all other tanks. They like to be on the cool side using camouflage to hide, But are for ever burning things down.. Well they are well know to be hot headed at times but lovers in the battle fields . They enjoy teaming up with twins . For catching golds , Which they seldom get due to  when they get too close to it they end up melting it ,and it becomes a pool of hot lava..

 

Lucky paints : all camouflage paints that don't burn up.

 

Lucky numbers : 3 , 9 , 13.

 

 

 

ViRGO

 

 

As your moon a lines in space mode , The early part of the month , Your love life will fail if you decided to use twins or rail  . If you choose to use fire or isida you will see sparks fly early this month  . Your creative juices will bloom later, when the v-logs will host Mr & Mrs tanki video's . For moving this is not a good time due to your stars will clash with MM, as it  will take priority  Closer to the end of the month your love life will be frozen in time . Bad luck will be hiding behind walls and under bridges .

 

Lucky paints  :  Electra , Spark , Raccoon

 

Bad battles  : all team battles , you wont find love in groups. Best way to find it is on your own in DM ..

 

 

Libra

 

The tank that stays in the rear . Who enjoys staying out of the lime light and takes no credit for healing others in team battles to win. There the type who seldom is noticed until its too late. Then they  like to creep up behind to attack. There paints are mainly standard styles   nothing to stand out in. Due to they want to just blend in with others . If needing to go to battles there always there to  heal you in the time of need , Always a good shoulder to lean on. Can't say much on them seeing there like a ghost tanki .

 

Lucky Numbers : Not sure if they even have any , no one has ever found this out.

 

Lucky paints :  Black , Blue ,  Green

 

 

Scorpio

 

Watch your back with this sign , they like to shot from behind when you lease expect it . There good at dancing under the stars in Moon Silence  or for a good laugh in chat. They enjoy using rails most of the time but then likes to dapple with Magnum . They can always be counted on for battles .

 

Lucky numbers : 2, 4 ,  9

 

Paints : enjoys Tiger , Alien , or any out going bright colours

 

 

Cancer

 

 

The Clown of the game . Who enjoys trolling in the forum or in open chat . He is never out spoken but keeps to himself about what and how he thinks on the game. For battles he enjoys a good battle but with lots of laughs to make his day more memorable . For weapon of choice it would have to be Ricochet . They enjoy seeing the shots bounce all over the place and surprising others in battles.

 

 

Lucky Numbers : 3, 5 , 8.

 

Paints : African , Zeus , Tracer , or any bright fun colours

 

 

Taurus

 

Twins is the weapon of choice. They like to dominate the battle fields with long shots and close up . They enjoy tossing you around , or off balance in battles. Enjoy using wasp to move fast all over large maps. Seldom can get golds but great for Parkour tricks.

 

Lucky Numbers :6, 8 , 1

 

Lucky Paints : Zebra , Ibris , Black

 

 

Gemini

 

 

The players who enjoy going to DM battles and teams up with friends. Enjoys  Parkour and a good laugh on April Fools day events. Tanks of choice would have to be striker , they like to be teamed up hurtled in a corner of the map with Isida taking pop shots at unsurprising tanks randomly .

 

Lucky Numbers : ??

 

Paints :  Black . Black smith , Barbershop

 

 

Aquarius

Spends hours mastering Hammer, but still can't nail Rugby mode , Cause they enjoy going for gold with large tanks. There clumsy large tanks get in the way of playing and still trying to learn how to turn turrets.But will jump into any Flag battles and sit on there nest.

 

Lucky numbers : 9 , 7 , 5

 

Paints ; anything goes as long as it makes them sick.

 

 

Pisces

 

Falls to pieces when gold drops. They have a bad habit being in the  wrong place  when it drops. They enjoy chatting in battles and dropping golds in team battles .They usually like to stay with Shaft in battles this is why they seldom get golds.

 

Lucky numbers: 3 , 2 , 1

 

Paints : Ibris , Storm , Strawberry

 

 

Capricorn

 

Very educated on the game  .Enjoys a good gold rain but finds himself looking for a umbrella . By the time they find one its too late . There never prepared for the unexpected , always on the wrong tracks when hunting.

 

Lucky numbers : 13, 7 , 11

 

Paints: sticks to standard camouflage

 

 

Sagittarius

Likes to strike when the turrets are hot. Enjoys any type of battles to show how good they are . They hide there creative side of them , and when they do show it in the creative forum , they blow players away with there talent . They break rules to help others win .

 

Lucky Paints: Orange  ,Invader , Grassland 

 

Number :  1,4,9

 

will be changing them as time goes on ..

Edited May 22, 2018 by Bydo

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

ViRGO

 

As your moon a lines in space mode , The early part of the month , your love life will fail if you decided to use twins or rail  . If you choose to use fire or isida you will see sparks fly early this month  . Your creative juices will bloom later, when the v-logs will host Mr & Mrs tanki video's . For moving this is not a good time due to your stars will clash with MM, as it  will take priority  Closer to the end of the month your love life will be frozen in time . Bad luck will be hiding behind walls and under bridges .

 

Lucky paints  :  Electra , Spark , Raccoon

 

Bad battles  : all team battles , you wont find love in groups. Best way to find it is on your own in DM ..

My brother cannot find his love and get married D: yey!!

[Gold-Max 30]

Taurus:-

 

You may suffer the loss for you crystals,lovers and friends.But you may get the thrice the things you may loose.Your friends may drop golds for you.you may get promo codes from tanki next week.

[dangdeath 1]

Capricorn: 

 

You are in desperate need of change. A new paint is a good idea. Suggestions include Green paint, which will bring you a sense of professionalism and self-confidence, and also Golden Star, which will help you by making your wallet less heavy! You should try out a few different game modes instead of just CTF and CP. Give Assault and Rugby a try! If you catch a gold box today, it will be a container gold box filled with 125 speed boosts. You will find great joy by dropping gold boxes for others. Good luck!

[Tanko757 0]

Scorpio-Accuracy with the fabled Shaft may be good, but friendliness with Isida may grant you great fortune.

[awesomedude1025 186]

Gemini: You will have a lot of stress nowadays getting killed , make sure to get your M3 Thunder soon. There are chances of getting few goldboxes or buying containers. Do not leave your close ones in Tanki. You may win few contests in the forum but with hard luck. Good Paints : Spectrum , White. Oh and don't forget to come online on the forum on 25th May!  :)

Edited May 17, 2018 by awesomedude1025

[thunderousrailgunner 1,934]

Knowhere in Tankiverse...

 

Dear Leothunder,

Chances of you finding your girlfriend is quite high this week. Look out for a Geminisida. She will attract you with her pretty blossoming nanobots. Your destined life partner is not like a gold box, arriving randomly. She is something more than that, like a freeze who stays with you forever, even if you wish to let her go. Beware, as your journey ahead may face some difficulties with Scorpeezes and Cancerochets intruding in your way.

But, you will stay happy defeating those intruders in your way, with powers of Lord Hazel-nuts and Lord Multieur-de-WO3-admin residing with you. If everything that has been predicted fails, do not worry, as you will brace yourselves for another big upcoming event if your life  ;) 

 

Your lucky day = Freeday

Your co-zodiac today = Twinaries

Your lucky colour = SmoBlack

 

That was my entry.

Edited May 23, 2018 by thunderousrailgunner

[pikachu938 14]

 

Gemini -

Do - Play everyday and complete daily missions.

Don't - Think of digging golds or trolling anyone.

Expect-  To find love in your rival clan.

Lucky Paint- First Love.

Lucky Turret - Thunder.

Lucky Hull- Viking.

 

 

[BabyG0D 106]

:ph34r:

 

 

Pisces

 

Fishy as you are you will read this through anyways, the stars and planets point to you discovering a grave fact as you read through this so grab a seat and prepare for the ride.

 

You will be eliminated the moment you spawn in the next map you join.

Only way to avoid this fate is to follow my every word.

Unless you want to face a d/l of 1.6x10^-19 (Yes really x_x)

Annihilation is inevitable if you follow your current path.

Railguns will hunt you down in the dead of the night.

Exit button will fail to work.

Good for you as you have my personalized horoscope.

Unbeatable is what you can become.

Let go of your ideals and embrace the stars,

Lighting up your path even in the darkness

In order to survive

Be sure to follow the next steps.

Let’s begin on how to save your life

Error 404: Please make a payment of a 100$ Blue Sphere to continue reading…

 

 

Edited May 23, 2018 by BabyG0D

[Benefactor 6,888]

:mellow:

 

 

 

 

Aries - You will be the first one to die in every battle today. 

 

Taurus - If your are playing on the red team in CTF it's OK to charge the BLUE flag.

 

Gemini - Today you will die twice as much as anyone on the battlefield but in only half the time.  

 

Cancer - Try moving forward and backward with your hull instead of just sideways.  

 

Leo - Thunder is the turret of choice today. Let them hear you roar! Don't have it and you're not a buyer? Too bad. Go outside and get a life.

 

Virgo - Stay put. Do not venture out of your sniping spot. The mine is your best friend today.

 

Libra - Don't complain about druggers. For once, try drugging and see what happens. If you win, your anger and complaints will soon disappear.

 

Scorpio - Lag. Don't play today. But no harm in lurking the chats.

 

Sagittarius - Looking for that one-shot kill? Don't rage quit if it doesn't happen. Go ahead and spam that double-damage key! 

 

Capricorn - You seem to be a mult today as nothing will go right, but the enemy will love you - until you decide to switch sides.

 

Aquarius - Stop challenging everyone who kills you to a 1v1! And stop running when a challenge is accepted! For once, just play the battle you entered.

 

Pisces - Your best strategy today is to imitate a statue or a blind cab driver. And then maybe later on log in to Tanki...

 

 

 

 

[Person_Random 4,991]

Sorry I wrote horoscopes for all the signs.  I couldn't resist after 1 :D :D

Horoscopes:

Aquarius: Join a parkour battle. You’ll be surprised how great your skills are even if you haven’t tried before.

Pisces: Stay far, far away from DM if you want to increase your D/L, as everyone will target you. You’ll have a much better time in TDM.

Aries: A great time awaits you if you use a melee turret in CTF. You will capture a flag and/or carry the team.

Taurus: Take a break from whatever turret you are using and try a sniping weapon. Also, you will feel a strong desire to buy a paint from the Garage/Shop.

Gemini: Don’t play a battle on one certain map twice.

Cancer: Avoid firebird at all costs. There will be multiple firebirds against you. Or equip a protection module against firebird.

Leo: You will catch a gold box and/or earn many crystals. Another thing: Stick with a turret and hull you are familiar with. This time is not the time to try to learn how to use a new turret.

Virgo: Join a DM and watch how easily you will soar to the top half of the leaderboard.

Libra: You will have enough crystals to buy a few items in the garage, but you can’t decide on which one. Oh well, I can’t help you there.

Scorpio: Charge into a DM with a light hull. This might sound stupid, but then there’s a great payoff. Even if it seems bad at first, persist through the full 10 minutes.

Sagittarius: Using a Pro Pass, create a battle on an unfamiliar map. If no Pro pass, join a battle on an unfamiliar map. It will be a fun adventure as you explore and try to stay on top of the scoreboard.

Capricorn: Go watch a V-Log and enter in the question of the Week.

[KillerGnat 3,135]

Thanks for the entries everyone! Results will be posted in the upcoming issue  ^_^.

 

 

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