Contest [Issue 78] Give A Speech!

[Dyslexia 7]

I am assuming not, but for the sake of not disqualifying any entries, would that be your entry or a sentiment for someone?

def an entry

 

also, no word limit right

Edited August 5, 2018 by Dyslexia

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

def an entry

 

also, no word limit right

There's no word limit, but try not to make it one word or a couple hundred pages as speeches that long or short aren't viable (I realize that this contest isn't particularly realistic, but still.)

[Dyslexia 7]

There's no word limit, but try not to make it one word or a couple hundred pages as speeches that long or short aren't viable (I realize that this contest isn't particularly realistic, but still.)

how's the length of my entry ^

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

how's the length of my entry ^

It's of a good length.

[MAYANK501 0]

so we know we have been playing this battle since 8 hours and of course we need some food and our tank need some oil . biggest problem is that we are losing in starting we all was playing quite nice but after some time where are our spirits gone they must be knowing that we will get tired in 8 hours !! but we have to proof them wrong! we should tell them we don't have "TIRED WORD IN OUR DICTIONARY" we have some player whom are never giving it up and i know some are just watching that how the hell we will win . Guys we just need two flag at o win and they one but we have nice defense cause of which this battle is hanging out since 8 hours we will just make them bow down their head down and give us some respect !! so guys they must be winning but they will do a mistake which can help us to do win against them . And yes if we win we will get large amount of cry that will make our pocket heavy and their heart heavy of loosing winning game .     so guys attack them an don't give them chance to take game back into their hands .                              

 

                                        THANKS 

[thethiefofvictory 339]

 

 My dear friends! I know you are losing hope. The enemy is crushing us, and eight hours of continuous play are not easy for the mind. But O my friends, remember when we were dominating by 50 flags! Remember when the enemy could not dare leave their base! They may have gained strength, but that does not mean we cannot win. Look around you! The enemy still fears us. They still hesitate to fight us. Do not lose hope, my friends, for we will win.

 

A new player has joined us only ten minutes ago, and already he has shown how good he is at this game. Already he has captured four flags, daringly sprinting into their base, picking up the coveted piece of cloth, and running back to us, surviving impossible odds! Does he not inspire you? Does he not inspire you to fight with courage? Does his play not fill you with hope and pride?

 

Look at your crystal bar, and remember how long we have been fighting this. Hundreds of thousands of crystals are at stake. The prize is big, the contest fierce. We can win this. You know just as well as I do that we can win this. If only we fight harder and remain hopeful, those crystals will be ours. If we win this, we will write history with our blood, sweat and shrapnel. The books of history, the pages of the Tanki Records will say that we fought with courage and did not lose hope. That we had a dream of victory. That we fulfilled it.

 

We will win.

 

Do not lose hope, my friends, for those who do are destined to fail!

Do not let the decaying battlefield, the deteriorated, once magnificent color of your tank deter you! Let them inspire you instead. Let them be a sign of our courage, the courage that our enemies lack!

 

The time has come. The time has come for us to win. Do not lose hope at this critical time. Fight, fight for our victory! Long live our team!

 

I, unlike the Reporters, am not familiar with literature or movies, so I actually have no idea of whether it resembles any speech in real life or fiction. Apologies if so - it was unintended, but I will rewrite my entry if so. Or remove it altogether. 

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

can we parody a famous speech?

 

or it has to be made from scratch?

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

can we parody a famous speech?

 

or it has to be made from scratch?

Unfortunately, you cannot parody a famous speech as you would still be using the original speech as a skeleton. Sorry about that.

[PeregrinTook 25]

I don't know how to do a spoiler. :/

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

I don't know how to do a spoiler. :/

[.spoiler] *text here* [/.spoiler]

 

without the .

[Aigaion 636]

I seriously hate you than my English teacher who she gives me homework's in grammar. 

 

I seriously hate you.

 

HATE YOU. :(

judging by what you just said, and how you said it, you do need a grammar teacher. 

[Best_of_thunder_2015 1,354]

I am assuming not, but for the sake of not disqualifying any entries, would that be your entry or a sentiment for someone?

Are you serious ? not the entry

 

Im telling that from my heart!

 

Either you or flexoo does this grammar contest every month and Im tired of it.

judging by what you just said, and how you said it, you do need a grammar teacher. 

Of course, I do.

 

I don't want to professional in this language field. English is for communication not my mother tongue .-. .

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

Are you serious ? not the entry

 

Im telling that from my heart!

 

Either you or flexoo does this grammar contest every month and Im tired of it.

It is a newspaper, you cannot go around like "ply my frndz plz u hav to win dis for us. v shud win!!" and expect to win a contest.

 

 

Of course, I do.

 

I don't want to professional in this language field. English is for communication not my mother tongue .-. .

Even my first language isn't English. Yet, I can teach my English teacher. :3

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

here it is

 

 

Aye! Why those down faces? This isn't lost, we can turn this around. If we lose, nothing less would happen, other than humiliation. So, my friends, do you want to be humiliated by these lower ranked tankers? Or, want to shine in glory, after taking over a battle which we were losing for 8 hours?

 

If glory is the case, then fight! Fight and capture those flags! And show them what we are made of! Unless all of you play, we cannot win this. I, alone, cannot win this. 2 guys cannot win this, we have to do this as a team. As a team, united in glory, on the road to winning this battle!

 

Now, my friends, let us play and win this battle!

 

 

 

 

A short attempt okie

Edited August 5, 2018 by Total_SkiIl

[Benefactor 6,888]

I seriously hate you than my English teacher who she gives me homework's in grammar. 

 

I seriously hate you.

 

HATE YOU. :(

Hate and love are very closely related, very strong emotions.

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Here's my entry:

 

Go!

 

Noobs chat professionals play. ^_^

[Michael_Jackson_PRO 4]

 

Be Seated, . . . This glorious battlefield was once our glorious battlefield, and the enemy tanks, where their future coffins, and our tanks, where our instruments of victory. Alas, as time moves on like it does for most things, we grow weary, and so has the enemy. Though they have coffee. Right about now, the point count is even, now a few of you will leave this memorable place with a bad K/D, or maybe not the most honorable amount of score, a lot of people live off of those two things, score, and K/D, but I am here to tell you this, every tanker is scared of losing one, or both those things, and anyone who tells you different is a damned liar. But a real hero of the team fights for the glory of the team, and not to their personal best, that's why they call a team... A team, we must live, fight, sleep, and need it be, die... As a team, this "personal hero" stuff is a load of horse poo, we have the best equipment, and spirits in the world, in fact, I pity the poor buggers who we will destroy in a minute, If we can keep moving, and be advancing as a team, a win is a sure shoo-in, but we will only win it by fighting, and showing the red team we have more guts than they will have or will Ever have and don't be afraid of pushing too hard, the harder we go, the more kills we get, and who wants to stop that? The enemy does, so don't just shoot the poor sods, we're going to rip and twist their freaking treads out, and use them as an extra layer of armor, slap them with it, and burn em' when we're done. Might be a bit brutal, but name a time where you won a battle with kindness, I'll wait. . . All right, you sons-of-guns, I'm proud to call you a team, and be a part of it, dismissed.

       

Haha that's Funny! :D  CraZy_the_first is brother, have you met him?

[PeregrinTook 25]

Here is my entry.

Dear team,

You will see that I have handed each of you a credit card. Go and buy Tanki crystals and upgrade your guns and hulls. As you may see, our enemies have several hardcore, bad-smelling teenage boys on their team. As you may see, one of the people on our team is my two-year-old sister. But we have more money than they do, and all anything ever boils down to is money, so, since I'm rich, we will win.

Money always prevails.

--Took

[Jay 1,431]

 

 Hello, my fellow teammates. As you can see, we are slowly falling behind. But fear not, as we have a new teammate to give us hope. A ray of light. A ray of hope that can guide us to a wonderful victory. Pick up your slack right now! Stop eating those chips and focus on the game ahead of you. With a little bit of hard work and determination, we can win! Now tell me; do you really want these sore losers to win? the people that called you noob, the people that called you a mult, the people that said YOU WOULD NOT WIN. I ask you to rally together with the rest of your our team, to prove them wrong. I ask you to come forward with curiosity.  I ask you to come forward with your deepest intent to win. Let's do this, let's win and ram their own words down their throat! 

[Jaaames 1,622]

Damn these are deep  :lol:

[PeregrinTook 25]

Damn these are deep  :lol:

Especially mine.

[Benefactor 6,888]

Non-entry:

 

 

If we can't roll 'em, let's troll 'em!

 

[Jaaames 1,622]

Not an entry but my speech would be:

 

 

Player Jaaames has been banned for 30 minutes. Reason: Flood.

 

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

Not an entry but my speech would be:

 

 

Player Jaaames has been banned for 30 minutes. Reason: Flood.

 

That is the story of most of XP/BP players. .-.

[Person_Random 4,991]

P.R.'s Speech

No Matter The Result

I know we want to win. But it comes second to your efforts. We started out with a decent lead, working together as a machine. Everyone cooperated, and we secured an early game road to victory.

However, as every tale goes, the others come back. Better. Faster. What started out as our thirty-seven flag lead turned into hundreds of flags in deficit. With each flag, our confidence fell, bit by bit, till it was no more.

But don’t lose heart.

My parents tell me, “Losers find excuses, winners find the reasons,”. And it is true. We cannot keep blaming one another, telling teammates what they did wrong. Because we all are imperfect. Instead, let’s join together, regain the assurance that we will work harder than ever.

I’ve blamed you, and you’ve all blamed me. Let’s brush that aside and fight for redemption. But I cannot grant a sure victory.

No matter the result, it’s not all about winning. It’s about trying your best.