The stupidest sight in tanki today

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Yep. Also, smoky shots fluctuate a ton. Shaft arcades are much more precise in terms of damage consistency.

Damage fluctuation of Thunder and Smoky is not big enough to affect gameplay (50% weak damage does not count as a fluctuation, it is predictable).

 

On the other hand, damage fluctuation of Rail is huge. You simply do not know if your shot kills the enemy or just scratches him.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

"helowen"

"hallowin"

"holwen"

"hellewin"

[u812ic 1,629]

idk dude, if someone is bad on one map, idk if he will be better in others.. especially if with weak equipment or no supplies. its either start over or power through the losing battles and finish missions

Some days, MM has a nasty habit of putting me in battles where I'm at the bottom of the rank range. I might get a few kills if the enemy tank already has significant damage, but overall, I do very poorly. However, if I'm in a battle where my rank is at least in the middle of the rank range, then I do okay. On the other hand, regardless of where I am in the rank range, if I'm up against a team of Mammoths, I don't fair well at all. 

 

Weak weapon? No supplies? And you are doing missions? Makes no sense. Unless, you are spending your crystals in all the wrong places and you use supplies as if you are trying to join the druggies on parade. Try this: Save your crystals (plus a little more) until you can afford to buy a supply pack from the garage and use them very sparingly. That will help you until you get a good supply going from the missions. Then use your crystals on MUing your turret/hull. Personally, I prefer to upgrade my hull a couple times before upgrading my turret. I'll survive longer. 

[Adab 2,901]

The most infuriating part in Tanki that I saw or a Juggernaut mode player would see is...

 

*Notices the Juggernaut*

 

"It is a perfect time! I'm going to be the next juggernaut!"

 

*Punches the Spacebar!*

 

But,

 

Zoooooom passes a railgun right through the juggernaut...

 

"New Juggernaut -Random_Tanki_Player"

 

*facepalm*

[u812ic 1,629]

This may not be the stupidest thing I've seen, but it worked.

 

ASL mode red team. We were way behind in score, half of blue was guarding the flag. The siren sounded for a gold box drop and the entire blue team left their base and we made two caps. Then everyone one on red team that had gold boxes started dropping them, one right after another sometimes 2 at a time (from different players). Blue never returned to their base except to respawn. By then, red had completely taken over blue base. With the caps we made and the spawn killing, we won.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

ahem ahem

now i found one more stupid sight but sadly cant screenshot it

[u812ic 1,629]

ahem ahem

now i found one more stupid sight but sadly cant screenshot it

If you can't screenshot, then give a description. Most of us have a good enough imagination to fill in the blanks. With this post, we have nothing to work with. 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

If you can't screenshot, then give a description. Most of us have a good enough imagination to fill in the blanks. With this post, we have nothing to work with. 

i cant take picture of a 0 iq person that clicked delete button

[DDriggs00 7]

I just came back after over 6 months gone, and realized you can't even choose what map to play on. No playing a match of Monte Carlo with the railgun, or noise with a ricochet...

[ThirdOnion 4,898]

No playing a match of Monte Carlo with the railgun, or noise with a ricochet...

Not that you'd want to play on those maps at all.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Yeah i know its my mistake so i will tell it in a polite way

 

So there was a russian mod at battle and container dropped, i died so i just wrote crap while other person wrote other word. Only the other person got banned, not me.

 

 

So i do not know is this just a stupid situation or it is completely fine to write crap?

Edited November 4, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[TheCongoSpider 8,962]

Insulting the player who caught the gold box immediately after the player caught it. Seriously, what is the point of doing this?

 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

Insulting the player who caught the gold box immediately after the player caught it. Seriously, what is the point of doing this?

 

 

Yeah the only words i see after i take gold are noob hacker stupid, читер с**а, and/or sheni dedas sheveci.

Edited November 5, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[Tabish 100]

Yeah i know its my mistake so i will tell it in a polite way

 

So there was a russian mod at battle and container dropped, i died so i just wrote crap while other person wrote other word. Only the other person got banned, not me.

 

 

So i do not know is this just a stupid situation or it is completely fine to write crap?

is ur alt name cinnamonroll?

 

I just met him/u in a battle

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

is ur alt name cinnamonroll?

 

I just met him/u in a battle

no only toiletpaper & cabbage

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

This tanki logic in Highways...

 

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Insulting the player who caught the gold box immediately after the player caught it. Seriously, what is the point of doing this?

 

Might be because the red guy got killed

The most infuriating part in Tanki that I saw or a Juggernaut mode player would see is...

 

*Notices the Juggernaut*

 

"It is a perfect time! I'm going to be the next juggernaut!"

 

*Punches the Spacebar!*

 

But,

 

Zoooooom passes a railgun right through the juggernaut...

 

"New Juggernaut -Random_Tanki_Player"

 

*facepalm*

Oof.

[TankiNoob2000 231]

Old but gold

 

He might be hiding the fact that he's a buyer

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

He might be hiding the fact that he's a buyer

Obviously, i saw him claiming to be a non buyer and also saw he is willing to pay any possible amount of money for nickname Tank in one email.

[R4TM4NN 0]

I just tell all of those who say 'Gold pls' or 'admin gold' to press either alt + f4 or ctrl + w, because it instantly closes their browser. I know it's mean and I got banned for it once.

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

I just tell all of those who say 'Gold pls' or 'admin gold' to press either alt + f4 or ctrl + w, because it instantly closes their browser. I know it's mean and I got banned for it once.

And the point of this post is people are still stupid enough to use alt f4, am i right?

[u812ic 1,629]

And the point of this post is people are still stupid enough to use alt f4, am i right?

OOOPPPPSSSSs  :D 

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

A container gold box drops. 4vs4 at zone. There is one normal tanker, ultimate m2 drugger, russian with firebird halloween skin, and me - xt hornet m0 kid that waits on other end of map. Guess which one died first!!!

Edited November 8, 2018 by CabbageRoll

[CabbageRoll 3,018]

[GuidoFawkes 2,361]

alexandrov ctf... battle just started when i joined... i got lucky and picked up speed boost, double armour and nuclear supply... i went in, took the flag and was out before any of the enemies spawned inside their base...

when i went up i got hit by 3 rockets from a salvo... and picked up the repair.... and continued back towards my flag... got ambushed by a freeze but i managed to kill him and survive with my overdrive+repair kit.

by the time i got back to my flag, it was gone!

I spent the rest of the battle hiding behing the building at the corner of the map and dropped mines at both entrances...


what's the stupid sight? battle ended 0 - 0... and my score was 0, kills 0, deaths 0 and crystals 0