Interview With A Humour King

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Interview with a Humour King

Greetings, interview-hater. The title caught your eye, didn’t it? This article has been posted to torture you.
*Space left for writing jk*
You might be wondering who will be our guest today. Today I, your worst nightmare, will be interviewing a ‘humour king’, someone who has mastered the art of presenting humour at its best. You might be surprised to find it to be our fellow AWS member.
So, without further delay, I present before you…

Baaa!

Oops, my bad. Yeah, so our guest for today is… @Magenta!

For those people who want to know about him:

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Welcome, @Magenta.

@Magenta: *King sits on the throne*
Attendant: "The King will now hear all matters presented to this court."

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Alright. What does it take to be a humour king? Is it a developed skill or is it a personal characteristic?

@Magenta: I don't deem myself to be a 'humour king,' but I can tell you that it takes a @Yisroel.Rabin to make one (yes he's been degenerating lately, but... yeah).
I would say that humour is more of an intrinsic skill than a developed one, albeit I would concede that spending time with humorous company does help.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Hmm. That means I should get my humerus checked.

Let’s have a sneak peak into who this guy @Yisroel.Rabin is.

URGENT NOTICE: Winner_Of_Turkey loses his turkey
By @Yisroel.Rabin

You have been mistaken. I WON THAT TURKEY!
Back to the topic. What do you think about the quality of humour in the AWS?

@Magenta: The quality of humour - or just quality itself, for that matter - in the AWS is definitely not quite satisfactory. The quality of the Newspaper, along with the AWS, is not particularly high due to the sheer lack of people playing this game. Less people means less reporters, less reporters mean a lesser newspaper and a lesser AWS. Any participant in the newspaper system who is able to take any responsibility is simply crushed by the workload, 'cause there's nobody else to do the job. And obviously that's not going to help produce high quality work. But I do acknowledge that things are getting better.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Ok. Do you think that humorous articles pack more of a punch than other ones?

@Magenta: Yup definitely. Humour keeps the people on the page. As Twee once said, "They are fickle."

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Got it. @Magenta keeps people on the page. @hogree sends them running to buy chicken. Anyway, what is your opinion about incorporating humour in informative guides?

@Magenta: There's nothing wrong with humour being present in an informative article, as long as the focus doesn't shift from providing information to being humorous. You gotta maintain the right balance, something I myself struggle with in my own interviews.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Nice. What about calling helpers mults? I saw one of your humorous articles about preforming magic tricks in tanki. Was it completely based on humour?

@Magenta: Yes, the purpose of that article was solely to entertain with humour.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: And I must admit it was a huge success. Which is your oldest article?

@Magenta: The first thing that the AWS saw coming from me was my interview with the Newspaper reporters, Interrogating The Helpers: Reporters, which was published in October last year. It's been almost a year now with me being in the Amateur Writing circles.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Your journey began in the AWS with interviewing mults and now you, without having achieved mult status, are being interviewed. How do you feel?

@Magenta: I feel you're both simultaneously overestimating and underestimating me. You're overestimating by calling me a "Humour King"; underestimating by thinking I'm not a mult. While the former is forgivable, I'm taking mortal offence from the latter.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Mult.

@Magenta: ye boi de dun kall me humur king fur nuffink

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: As the end comes near, lemme ask you a very important question. Are you ready for it?

@Magenta: Go ahead.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: IS A POTATO?!!

@Magenta: I don't know, I'm no expert on that topic! You'll have to ask it.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Mysterious. :ph34r: *Whips out mobile. Calls Sherlock Holmes*
Me: Heyya, Sherlock. Whatchya know 'bout Ostrica.
Sherlock: Ostrica is...
...
...
...
...
...
an Admin, I guess.
*Slams the receiver. Realises it was my mobile*
Crap.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: I guess it’s time to wind up. What message would you like to leave for aspiring humorists out there?

@Magenta: Try hard, and you will fail.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Well, that was really motivating advice, I think we're done multing here. It was a pleasure meeting you.
…
…
@Magenta?

@Magenta: *King walks away*
Attendant: “It’s time for the king to rest.”

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: Darn it.

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: For people who think they have a good hand in humour, wish you the best of luck. If you fail, though…

#BlameTheNS or Magenta if you want.

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[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Approved!

 

I'll assume that the purpose of this interview wasn't to get to know Magenta, but rather to understand his relationship with the AWS. If that is correct, then I'd say you've done a pretty good job of it. The bits of humour were nice and refreshing every few sentences, while not being bitter and insult-like. 

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Ahhh, been a long time since I've seen a good interview. Great job! 

 

Wait, 20 August? I need contact with Magenta, immediately. Urgent. Please tell me how you contacted and interviewed him. Thanks!

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Great job by the helpers. Thank you.

Edited August 21, 2018 by P.4.R.K.O.U.R

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

Its somewhat messed up. What about the colour and all that?

You said that you had technical difficulties, so it's not fair to hold that against you. 

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Ahhh, been a long time since I've seen a good interview. Great job!

 

Wait, 20 August? I need contact with Magenta, immediately. Urgent. Please tell me how you contacted and interviewed him. Thanks!

I contacted him using telepathy PM and well, he wanted to make final edits. I would have posted this on 10th but Magenta's been inactive all this time and I finally gave up waiting.

[thethiefofvictory 339]

I contacted him using telepathy PM and well, he wanted to make final edits. I would have posted this on 10th but Magenta's been inactive all this time and I finally gave up waiting.

Oh. So it was done much earlier. Ah, I hoped he had come online somewhere else. Anyways, thanks for the info!

[Total_SkiIl 1,983]

I thought @Adriel.RB was finally getting interviewed...

Edited August 21, 2018 by Total_SkiIl

[thethiefofvictory 339]

I thought @Adriel.RB was finally getting interviewed...

A Hilarious Interview with Adriel

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Considering the fact that I have never had an interview before, I was actually waiting for some constructive criticism...

[X_Death.By.Me_X 1,503]

Considering the fact that I have never had an interview before, I was actually waiting for some constructive criticism...

Are you sure that this is the first interview you've written? (From this account, atleast.)

If magenta is making alts to interview himself at this point and it is still posted in the AWC, I have no idea why the forum exists.

The language of the interviewer and interviewee (magenta and magenta) was quite similar, and no sane interviewer would ask such stupid questions about the AWC. lmao.

 

I don't even understand why you began the interview by unironically assuming "magenta" of all people to be the humor king, a title, which once in the past, yis would've deserved, but magenta? Heck no.

 

It is quite ironic for magenta to have any opinion on humor because all his humor is from illuminati, ostrica, potato, and the weird obsession with the word "mult" for some comedic effect that doesn't seem to work.

 

Basic template for magenta humor:

 

Ostrica is a poTATO !!!!!!!!!11!!

POTATO IS AN ENGLISH WORD

ILLUMINATI IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD

 

OSTRICA ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!1111!!1

 

BTW GUYS: MULT.

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited August 26, 2018 by X_Death.By.Me_X

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

^Insane conspiracy theories. Lol.

Today I will be interviewing a ‘humour king’, someone who has mastered the art of presenting humour at its best.

Even cared to read it, noob? Edited August 26, 2018 by P.4.R.K.O.U.R

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Are you sure that this is the first interview you've written? (From this account, atleast.)

If magenta is making alts to interview himself at this point and it is still posted in the AWC, I have no idea why the forum exists.

The language of the interviewer and interviewee (magenta and magenta) was quite similar, and no sane interviewer would ask such stupid questions about the AWC. lmao.

No no no no. No. No. No. That can't be. That can't be. Their styles don't come close to each other. i wonder if i agree or disagree with the rest

 

^Insane conspiracy theories. Lol.

Even cared to read it, noob?

Shh, we don't use such words here :ph34r:

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Shh, we don't use such words here :ph34r:

You sound like Dumbledore. :ph34r:

Professor Snape, Harry.

[Person_Random 4,991]

Well parkour, you're now a famous author with thief as well and left me all the way down there.  GJ!

 

Guess I suck a lot at writing.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Person_Random

[Magenta 5,165]

 

I know, right?! I told this guy, "You're overestimating me by calling me a humour king," and he was like "Mult." :mellow:.

 

Regarding your accusation that I made an alt to interview myself... naaaa?

 

@P.4.R.K.O.U.R: IS A POTATO?!!

@Magenta: I don't know, I'm no expert on that topic! You'll have to ask it.

Preeeeety sure I said "her."

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Speaking of humor, why is Illuminati a joke at all? Honestly speaking, the idea of a conspiracy controlling the world is a very serious topic (also a wonderful idea for a story, because I love conspiracies) and it shouldn't really be used for silly "comedic" effects. Not saying it's anything true, but it can be a very interesting topic for a story. 

 

Some of the other notable forum jokes, like chicken, Ostrica's identity and nature, etc etc, can be turned into very serious articles too. 

Well parkour, you're now a famous author while thief and me are way down there.  GJ!

You do realize the newspaper has a considerably wider reach than the AWS? And that I've already gotten into two issues? :p

Regarding your accusation that I made an alt to interview myself... naaaa?

You know, by that logic (that park's an alt of yours), I can claim the same because I won CtS Issue 63, and Mag did too, but surely I can't be penny or daniel right?

 

 

Preeeeety sure I said "her."

Sounds very suspicious if you ask me :ph34r:  

 

Speaking, I'm surprised hasn't already paid a visit here. :p

[Magenta 5,165]

Some of the other notable forum jokes, like chicken, Ostrica's identity and nature, etc etc, can be turned into very serious articles too. 

You do realize the newspaper has a considerably wider reach than the AWS? And that I've already gotten into two issues? :P

You know, by that logic (that park's an alt of yours), I can claim the same because I won CtS Issue 63, and Mag did too, but surely I can't be penny or daniel right?

By that logic, I'm The Potato because nobody knows my sex either.

 

 

Disclaimer:

 

This is a joke, I'm trying to impersonate any helper of the administration, so please don't consider this a violation of any rules... it isn't. I don't need another warning point, thanks.

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I know, right?! I told this guy, "You're overestimating me by calling me a humour king," and he was like "Mult." :mellow:.

 

Regarding your accusation that I made an alt to interview myself... naaaa?

 

Preeeeety sure I said "her."

You said you were taking mortal offence when I called you not a mult. So I called you one. :mellow:

 

I didn't notice that change. The editor must have thought you suspected Ostrica to be a potato while you wanted to convey a sense of doubt.

Edited October 19, 2018 by P.4.R.K.O.U.R

[Person_Random 4,991]

 You do realize the newspaper has a considerably wider reach than the AWS? And that I've already gotten into two issues? :P

Sorry bout that then.  I'm correcting it.

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Sorry bout that then. I'm correcting it.

Apologies. I intended it as a joke, but I'll be more careful next time. Once again, sorry if I hurt anyone's feelings

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

Even Magenta did not like this interview. Guess something went wrong. Should I have asked more questions and lessened up on the humour?

[thethiefofvictory 339]

Even Magenta did not like this interview. Guess something went wrong. Should I have asked more questions and lessened up on the humour?

I'm fairly sure he liked it, he just didn't "like" it. Get it?

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I'm fairly sure he liked it, he just didn't "like" it. Get it?

I hope so. I honestly felt that I was asking too much from him and getting to know too less of him. Edited August 30, 2018 by P.4.R.K.O.U.R

[Person_Random 4,991]

But everyone else liked the article or they had a controversial viewpoint on it...

...gives me an idea.