Lets pretend we're in jail

[Heles 9,220]

GIEV ME SOME OF YOU'RE EXPLOSIVE COOKIES 

Meet me at the back alley at Dusseldorf

Edited April 4, 2019 by Heles

[Lose 881]

SIKE the first reason was FAKEEEE

 

i really went in jail because i snorted my grandma's ashes thinking it was something else

[u812ic 1,629]

SIKE the first reason was FAKEEEE

 

i really went in jail because i snorted my grandma's ashes thinking it was something else

That's what you get for snortin'.

[Heles 9,220]

^ 

Hmmm, probably the side effects of taking too much first aid drugs

[Initiate 1,306]

For pushing the JGR off the edge in Parma JGR :)

[Guest]

I'M INNOCENT PLEASE BELIEVE ME, I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS THE VOICES

[Pyre 3,485]

Colonel, I was trying to sneak around, but Im dummy thicc...

[ZloyDanuJI 409]

out of curiousity, anyone here actually been incarcerated before? 

for me I have never been incarcerated in a civillian prison... visited many friends there tho
also many times i have been been detained in police station as well as placed in the.. well in my language it's called "garde a vue" which is techinacally not prison under the laws here
but I've been incarated in the army prison before

the thing is that while i have signed stuff that basically made me promise to never use what i have learnt to harm people... the police here or in other EU countries usually let me go after they find out who i am. they feel that although i might have become a monster, I became like this for europe and that i had good intentions at first so they sympathize. 

Edited April 7, 2019 by ZloyDanuJI

[u812ic 1,629]

I was never incarcerated, but I was put through the 3rd degree by the Military Police, until I demanded to see a Lawyer. They let me go. 

[giant05 207]

I played tanki

[lukey0 27,543]

GIEV ME SOME OF YOU'RE EXPLOSIVE COOKIES 

Here you go

 

[SmellThis 117]

Oxygen thief ...

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Activated fire alarms in a busy place and ran away

[Guest]

You wanna know how I got these scars?

[u812ic 1,629]

You wanna know how I got these scars?

You tell me how you got your scars and I'll tell you how I got mine.

[iMoneyMaker 4,500]

You wanna know how I got these scars?

by abusing me dad?

[Guest]

by abusing me dad?

we're in prison together because you were caught trying to kill me, and I was caught poisoning you

[GorgoBlesk 831]

I'M INNOCENT PLEASE BELIEVE ME, I DIDN'T DO IT, IT WAS THE VOICES

It was not the voices, I did it...

[u812ic 1,629]

The Devil made me do it. 

[Guest]

It was not the voices, I did it...

D: IM FREE IM FREE, SOOOOOO LONG LOSERS

[u812ic 1,629]

Well, well, well. There's quite a list of members from the Tanki Community in this jail, where ever it is. 

 

 

1...@Adriel.RB

2...@sarim2345_the_master

3...@monkeyburn

4...@Viking4s

5...@Heles

6...@Benefactor

7...@Pyre

8...@LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH

9...@Best_of_thunder_2015

10...@GorgoBlesk

11...@Jade

12...@Python

13...@Biurza

14...@Destrod

15...@ShipuBmm

16...@Given

17...

18...@TankiNoob2000

19...@Lose

20...@Legacy

21...

22...@Adel 

23...@giant05

24...@iMoneyMaker

25...@u812ic

26...@Merovingian

 

 

 

Anyone have an escape plan? I haven't seen hide nor hair of the Guards, are there any? This Russian food doesn't agree with my palate and sometimes my stomach. What is in this stuff they feed us and call food? Anyone have any ideas on anything?

Edited April 10, 2019 by u812ic

[Merovingian 656]

i made a joke :(

[u812ic 1,629]

i made a joke :(

Welcome to jail. Your name has been added to the list of inmates. 

[GorgoBlesk 831]

i made a joke :(

I stole it from you and got accused of pirating. Yup, I am a pirate captain, harr, harr, harr!

[Boeing_787 1,455]

With carefully engineered propaganda, I convinced all the students in my college to drop out. The college then sued me.