Lets pretend we're in jail

[u812ic 1,629]

I stole it from you and got accused of pirating. Yup, I am a pirate captain, harr, harr, harr!

With carefully engineered propaganda, I convinced all the students in my college to drop out. The college then sued me.

Your two are already in jail and you're still doing crime? Some people just never learn. 

[r_Given6 859]

I threw the peel of a banana inside the bin instead of on the floor. Got 10 years Premium Prison time extra. ;-;

[Heles 9,220]

And one got a spoon soo I can dig my way out of here

[Heles 9,220]

OM NOMNOMNONMONMONMONMOMONOMNOMNOMNMONOMNONOMNONMNMOMNOMNOMNOMONONONOMNOMNMONONMONMNOMONMONMONMONMONMONNONONOMNONONONOMNOMOMOMOMOMONMONMONMNMONMNOMNONMOMONMOMNOMNOMONMOMONMNOMNOMNOMNONMON

Hey Hey

Stole my line

[Hate 5,582]

Topic ownership changed.

[BRO0088 1,724]

Topic ownership changed.

Thats the biggest crime of all transferring credits of one's hard work to a person who dont give a damn at all.

[Hate 5,582]

 

If the topic owner himself wanted, it is what it is. Our part is to do it, who gets the topic and who doesn't isn't up to us unfortunately as long as the one who created the topic says and wants his/her topic to be given to someone else they themselves want.

[r_Given6 859]

A Mammoth with OD came from outside the Off-topic discussion, overpowering all security, and we all made a quick escape. All except u812ic...

 

Now the people inside the prison are:

u812ic

Prison guards

Angry guards

More angry guards

Edited April 14, 2019 by Given

[u812ic 1,629]

A Mammoth with OD came from outside the Off-topic discussion, overpowering all security, and we all made a quick escape. All except u812ic...

 

Now the people inside the prison are:

u812ic

Prison guards

Angry guards

More angry guards

Why, may I ask, was I left behind? Do you really think I'm a traitor?

[r_Given6 859]

Why, may I ask, was I left behind? Do you really think I'm a traitor?

Nope, you had other plans for escape and sought help from a different person... a Wasp whose OD blew itself up. You decided to wait for the Wasp to get a private transport while we were screaming for you to get on the Mammoth.

[Dark.Angel 63]

Can I enter the jail? I haven't committed any crime, but I want to see how a jail is like.

[GorgoBlesk 831]

Can I enter the jail? I haven't committed any crime, but I want to see how a jail is like.

Yes, you can try to kill me. I will steal all your weapons before you attack and you will go to jail for murder attempt xD

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I liberated the jail. I gave blast-proof suits to all prisoners and brought in a team full of wasps and they bomb the jail, leaving all guards destroyed. The prisoners escape

[u812ic 1,629]

Hey, guys, you destroyed my jail while I was gone? 

 

Let's see....A Mammoth half destroyed the jail and all the prisoners, except me got aboard. A Wasp was on it's way as my private transport but got blown up by its own OD (hummm. A glitch, I'm sure.) Then a bunch of Wasps came in, bombed the jail and liberated all the prisoners. 

 

Well, sounds like the Wasps came after all. But my jail had been destroyed and I'm out of business. I'll have to rebuild. There's still a lot of people in the Tanki Community who need some soul cleansing. If my jail is no longer there, they will have no place to go!! And then what? Oh, geez louise, I better get started. 

 

Oh, BTW, do any of you feel any kind of remorse for your crimes? 

 

@Dark.Angel, I'm sorry, but no visitors. First you have to commit a crime, any will do, admit to it, then you can come in. But right now, my past inhabitants destroyed it. 

 

Now, let's see....What did I do with those floor plans I saw. OH!! What a mess. I can't find a thing. Tsk, Tsk. OH, dear...what to do, what to do. 

Edited April 15, 2019 by u812ic

[Heles 9,220]

Dude, i am just breaking into jail. 
Just to hang you with u

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I made too much blin

Edited April 18, 2019 by Boeing_787

[Coat 2,280]

what is a jail

[Boeing_787 1,455]

what is a mad

[Heles 9,220]

What is a boeing

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I did a stunner on my boss

[Boeing_787 1,455]

Does that mean you peed on him?

[Truthteller 4,204]

I told the truth 

[DinKonahe 117]

I accidentally put some black powder into hull's gasoline tanker, I thought that's was my alternative gasoline. And after 2 minutes, my tank self-destruct and the game crashed. So, I thought that my tank exploded very big until it can destroy the map and the player in that map.

Edited May 2, 2019 by DinKonahe

[u812ic 1,629]

Jail has reopened. See top of first page.

[DinKonahe 117]

Jail has reopened. See top of first page.

Allright, I admit that I use six Infinity Stones to change my tank into Juggernaut, but it was destroyed with other tanks before that Infinity Stones stolen by Thanos.

 

p/s : I don't remember how, but I think I made two stupid mistake. Look down here.

 

I accidentally put some black powder into hull's gasoline tanker, I thought that's was my alternative gasoline. And after 2 minutes, my tank self-destruct and the game crashed. So, I thought that my tank exploded very big until it can destroy the map and the player in that map.

I hate this...  :ph34r: