Lets pretend we're in jail

[C.O.N.Q.U.E.R.O.R 3,845]

Hold up how did I get into here lol I didn't even realise I was still recognised as a member of this community

[Lose 881]

Finally! I'm so skinny I can fit through the bars! I AM FREE

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

I waive my Miranda Rights and my rights guaranteed by the Fifth Amendment. If I was put into jail or unwillingly forced to confess, I am bound to this jail illegally. Also, where's my Due Process? I'm suing for my freedom.

 

Oh wait, I'm in Russia. Off to the Gulag I go then.

[Condensation 0]

Drinking Warm Water.

[Benefactor 6,888]

You gonna eat that?

[Jay 1,431]

Used dictator overdrive by MYSELF in the corner.

[need.higher.rank 3,491]

*dug a hole in 2 years*

*It leads to guard room*

[spiderman1000 737]

I once flooded the game chat whole asking for gold and got banned for 6 mins. i didn't know about flooding back then.

[Cyber2_O.o 64]

I made a small mistake and someone corrupted a Discord server because of it and framed me. (True story)

[DinKonahe 117]

On 4/14/2019 at 7:42 PM, Given said:

A Mammoth with OD came from outside the Off-topic discussion, overpowering all security, and we all made a quick escape. All except u812ic...

 

Now the people inside the prison are:

u812ic

Prison guards

Angry guards

More angry guards

My spy had been visited me and he tell me that some of the escapees are hiding at Konoha Gakure Village, eating Ichiraku Ramen noodle at their safehouse.

BTW, my spy name was Uchiha Sasuke, and he's ready to capture them for you... xd

Edited May 7, 2020 by DinKonahe

[Benefactor 6,888]

I got cigarettes. Anyone got ramen noodles for trade?

[DinKonahe 117]

On 5/5/2020 at 7:33 PM, Benefactor said:

I got cigarettes. Anyone got ramen noodles for trade?

How about Ichiraku Ramen noodles? I have some.

On 5/5/2020 at 3:18 PM, DinKonahe said:

My spy had been visited me and...

And actually, he give me some Ichigaru Ramen noodles from Konoha Gakure Village. People said that it's delicious.

Edited May 7, 2020 by DinKonahe

[Lose 881]

On 5/5/2020 at 4:33 AM, Benefactor said:

I got cigarettes. Anyone got ramen noodles for trade?

Yeah mate I dunno about ramen noodles, I only got angel's hair pasta with no sauce here if you're interested in that instead

[Sacrifice 2,278]

They said I caught way too many golds using hunters OD and was being very annoying. 

[spiderman1000 737]

I pushed a shaft off the ledge while it was sniping.

[printing_now 59]

My game wouldn't load for a long time, then I lagged out a lot, self destructed a number of times, and they picked me up for hacking. Even though I was just lagging.

[Atomic_Tanker 249]

trolled a tanker with the hammer duplet augument xD

being a wasp he flipped over

 

 

[Lose 881]

I used my Wasp overdrive in my cell with nobody around

[DinKonahe 117]

On 6/12/2020 at 3:19 AM, Lose said:

I used my Wasp overdrive in my cell with nobody around

Wait the sec, your cell is in front of my cell, right? If that so, then I know the reason WHY MY CELL'S BAR HAD DESTROYED since I just wake up from sleeping almost a month...

[Atomic_Tanker 249]

I now get what @At_Shin  wanted to convey.. nice

 

[Benefactor 6,888]

1 hour ago, At_Shin said:

What brings you ro this part of the prison my friend? 

Love.

[Benefactor 6,888]

4 hours ago, At_Shin said:

That breaks my heart . Tell me all about it. 

You're pretty....

[Benefactor 6,888]

Retired or arrested? He was in here with us?

Spoiler

 

[Benefactor 6,888]

1 hour ago, At_Shin said:

Who iz dis?

Kasim?

[DinKonahe 117]

18 hours ago, At_Shin said:

How did he end up here?

Lemme playback the recording...

THE PLAYBACK (15/7/2020)

Guard (using mic) : ATTENTION EVERYBODY! We have a problem at the Cell 49. A prisoner named Maksim was trying to escape the jail. I REPEAT, MAKSIM WAS TRYING TO ESCAPE! GET HIM BEFORE HE GET OUT FROM THE JAIL!

Me, who was behind another guard : Err, he was inside my exploded cell, hiding below the bed.

That guard : Nani?!