Tanki-related songs/poems

[HRT-219 14]

I used to do these a lot, but here's an original based on "Common people" by Pulp to start us off.

 

"Noobish people" 

 

She came from Legend she had a thirst for carnage

 

She mained Titan at the front of a great charge (Oh yeah)

 

That's when I caught her eye

 

She told me her account was loaded

 

I said "In that case I'll take a kit called Voltage."

 

She said fine

And in twenty seconds time she said

 

I want to play like new players

I want to do whatever new players do

I want to play like new players

I want to play with new players like you

 

What else could I do? I said "I'll see what I can do.".

 

I opened up the garage

I don't know why, I had to start somewhere

I said "Pretend like you've got no crystals"

She scoffed and said "And what? No paints or kits lol"

I said "Yeah? Well can you see anyone else here with M2s?"

 

You wanna play like free players, you wanna see whatever free players see

You wanna play with free players, you wanna play with players like me 

 

But she didn't understand, she just laughed and shook her head

Play for missions farm some drops, save your drugs and browse the shop

Join a game and die in spawn, pretend you never were a pawn

But still you'll never get it right, as you lose another fight

Get sent to the lobby at a loss, no crystals just ain't right

 

You'll never play like a new player!

You'll never play like a new player does!

Never fail like a new player,  watch your flag yeet out of view

And then quit and re-queue

Because there's nothing you can do!

 

Sing along with the new players

Sing along and it just might get to you

Laugh along with the new players

Laugh along even though they're laughing at you

And the stupid things you do, because you think noobs are cute!

 

You will never understand

How it feels to play with no chance

No crystals to your name, nobody but yourself to blame

You're amazed that they exist

That they still try to resist

How their hearts can shine so bright

Against the hopeless fight

 

I wanna play like new players (x5)

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shouldn't this be in the newspaper/writing section?

[HRT-219 14]

shouldn't this be in the newspaper/writing section?

You could contribute with your own song. It's more of a place to group them all together. 

[Pythor 1,354]

T.O. Rap Parody

 

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=382586

[Guest]

I made a parody of Wonderwall about Tanki Online while expressing my rage for I think the premium account system. The mods shot it down quickly.