[Forum Game] Write your superpower and the person below adds a side effect.

[Ambitious 2,084]

Basically, you name a superpower or ability that you would like to possess and the person below adds a side effect to it (often rendering it useless).

 

Example:

A:- I have the ability to fly.

B:- But you can never land on the ground. I can be invisible!

C:- But every sound you make while being invisible is 10 times louder.

 

And so on. Let's get creative!

I'll start:

I can control fire.

Edited December 30, 2019 by ControlledChaos
'[Forum Game]' added to topic title.

[Legacy 7]

But each drawing your sight gets harmed

I can travel in time

 

[Benefactor 6,888]

But you cannot affect anything that has happened or will happen.

I can pull out the right amount of money needed from my pocket everytime.

[r_Given6 859]

But that amount is always in a currency you can't use.

I can convert anything to what it is.

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

But to compensate you turn into whatever you convert. 

I can eat any sum of food without getting fat.

[Benefactor 6,888]

But you lose one year of your live-expectancy for every pound you were supposed to gain.

I can teleport anywhere on earth without teleporting into water or solid substance

[Devoid 2,601]

But teleporting wastes several days of time (similar to airplane flights).

I have the ability to read others' minds.

[REPLICATOR 8]

Transformation, the person can transform old scraps or junks into any weaponry products or valuables ones. Including energies as well. 

Edited January 3, 2020 by REPLICATOR

[Benefactor 6,888]

14 hours ago, Mr.Nibbles said:

But teleporting wastes several days of time (similar to airplane flights).

I have the ability to read others' minds.

But everytime you read a mind it takes you further away from reality. There will come a point to where you are unable to differentiate between what is reality and what is not.

I have the ability to cure any disease just by breathing on them.

[AncientFire 1,894]

2 hours ago, Benefactor said:

I have the ability to cure any disease just by breathing on them.

Your breath is so bad that people will die from asphyxiation.

I can carry as much weight as I want without getting tired.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

But weightlifting makes you fat.

 

I am above the law. 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

1 hour ago, sensei_tanker said:

I am above the law. 

Since you can't commit any crimes between the walls of your prison-cell.

I can control the weather.

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

But you will be required to work as a weatherman for the rest of your life.

 

I cannot be killed.

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

But it hurts to have your head in one place and the rest of your body elsewhere.

I can look exactly like whomever I want.

[Ambitious 2,084]

The time you spend looking like someone else is reduced from your life span. 

 

I can run near speeds of light.

[Lose 881]

You said NEAR, so your top speed is 2.5 miles per hour. 

 

I have no sicknesses for eternity.

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

You said for ETERNITY, so none of your sicknesses last for eternity, they switch off every week.

I can get anyone I want to like me.

[Ambitious 2,084]

But it makes you hate yourself

 

I can memorize anything I want easily

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

But if someone tells you the first couple of words of a passage you have memorized, you are forced to continue reciting the whole passage.

 

I can manipulate the number of posts I have.

[Ambitious 2,084]

You get banned for doing that

 

I can control all animals

[Shwax 64]

But you become the one you control.

 

I don't have a superpower.

[mjmj5558 2,346]

So you cannot do anything special.

I can defeat anyone in Tanki Online.

Edited February 28, 2020 by mjmj5558

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

Its nothing special to defeat Anyone, he is at a really low rank: https://ratings.tankionline.com/en/user/AnyOne

I can easily win any of the [Forum Games] (Watch out Helpers!)

[Devoid 2,601]

You can't win a Forum Game if you are banned... 

I can play on two different accounts/computers at the same time (I truly have before, just check my entry for Parkour Diploid)

[DieselPlatinum 5,121]

But both your accounts always get disconnected every minute or so while both your computers overheat in 5 seconds of usage.

 

I can always put an airborne under people's seats.