Most Hated Players

[Sacrifice 2,278]

Every article is inspired by an incident or a thought. Clearly, this article is a representation of my feelings towards 90 percent of TO population some of the players in this game. The general idea is to entertain the readers because OF COURSE those to whom I dedicated this article to will not even be reading it in the first place. Since I am done ranting, let's move on.

 

1) The destructive mammoth and falling gold:

I don't know what the developers were thinking when they decided to give mammoth the ability to suddenly go from a slow destructible piece of steel to a fast indestructible piece of machinery.  I would have not been annoyed if I myself had a mammoth M3 fully micro-upgraded because then it would be funny, but since I don't, it certainly isn't. But the problem arises when this fast indestructible piece of machinery decides to park itself on the gold box location. But the real problem arises when it actually catches it. Like #Censored(Insert a word of your choice). Such players are hated by everyone in Tanki Online. Why would you do such a thing?

 

2) Show-off:

I can't stress this enough. But people who show off their so-called skills (they're just using supplies) look immature in the chat. Okay, Jack, just because you spent 100 bucks in the game since you had nothing else to do in life, it is none of my concern, so can you please keep quiet in chat now, thanks.

 

3)The parkour killer:

Most of us kill in regular battles because it gives us the satisfaction of killing other players for the sake of experience points and crystals. BUT NOOOO. There are a certain group of people who would buy the pro battle pass for 5000 crystals and then join a parkour battle only to spread a bunch of mines and ruin parkour for everyone. Such players deserve to be thrown in a tub of cold water on a freezing day.

 

4)Admin Gold please: (GOLDBOX 3000)

Admins like Flexoo and Ostrica can't drop golds, though Yele can. So it is pointless to ask admins for gold box. You are only raging me further because 

1) You are, unfortunately, always, in my team.

2) We are usually always loosing and you are only distracting me.

I am not talking about those "press 6" gold boxes here. Old players would definitely understand this point. 

 

5)The always AFK:

Lagging is another thing, but there are people in every XP/BP battle that join the battle only to go AFK. Like Jack, listen, most of us have the Krebs cycle to learn for tomorrow's Biology test and you are only delaying it. You know by clicking the sign out option, nobody will complain about you going AFK. Do try this next time.

 

6)The gold box snatchers:

There was a time when people used to compete for gold boxes. YouTubers used to catch gold boxes and it was worth watching. Nowadays, it's just two tanks, one upon the other, running towards the gold box and catching it and then the person who caught the gold box thinks he is Oufa or something, like Jack, sit down now, enough.

Ending:

I know my whole article features the name Jack. If you are Jack, I am so sorry.. The thing is I don't have another name I could use instead of Jack. No personal offence to anyone, my language may sound rude, but it is just for comedy reasons and I am still learning. So please don't judge too hard.  

 

[Person_Random 4,991]

Approved.

 

Excellent article, had me laughing from the first word to the ending.  Excellent descriptions, reminds me of my Tanki Personalities article a while back (but only the rageworthy players hehe). I can't wait for more new content from you!

 

Edits:

Spoiler

• added several commas
• a few minor phrasing changes
• removed a few parentheses (you don't have to let people know it's a rhetorical question, I'm sure they'll pick it up themselves )

 

[Viking4s 10,791]

Nice job! A bit short to my taste (I want more, gimme more, I... need ... more ...) but if there is one carrying the team that would be you.

 

3 hours ago, Person_Random said:

 

Person_random_bro, fix your spoiler.

Edited January 6, 2020 by Viking4s

[Benefactor 6,888]

On 1/4/2020 at 8:41 AM, Sacrifice said:

Ending:

I know my whole article features the name Jack. If you are Jack, I am so sorry.. The thing is I don't have another name I could use instead of Jack. No personal offence to anyone, my language may sound rude, but it is just for comedy reasons and I am still learning. So please don't judge too hard.  

 

So you are saying you don't know Jack? 

[Lose 881]

I'll have to take points off for discrimination against my name  Great piece! Really funny.

[Michael828 816]

The only players that annoy me are the "admin gold!" ones and the parkour killers.

 

It's unbelievable how many people still think admins drop golds, when you can literally find gold box probabilities posted online years ago. And parkour killers, especially the bullies, are not quite the type people you'd like to associate yourself with.

[CURS3D 0]

They need to update parkour and remove the ability to kill each other 

[Venerable 2,968]

A nice comical article, made me chuckle quite a bit!

Wow Sacrifice, it looks as if you became a Reporter just yesterday, as I can still see your first few articles in the AWS...

I didn't know Random became Reporter before you...

And don't worry, I'm not Jack...

On 1/7/2020 at 5:27 AM, Viking4s said:

Person_random_bro

Surely you mean Person_Random_Bot?

Oh, and I agree it could have been a bit longer, but no point now: Sacrifice is a Reporter, and Lose has written a fantabulistic guide on Parkour stereotypes...

[alkyng 3,080]

On 1/4/2020 at 4:41 PM, Sacrifice said:

4)Admin Gold please: (GOLDBOX 3000)

Admins like Flexoo and Ostrica can't drop golds, though Yele can. So it is pointless to ask admins for gold box. You are only raging me further because 

1) You are, unfortunately, always, in my team.

2) We are usually always loosing and you are only distracting me.

I am not talking about those "press 6" gold boxes here. Old players would definitely understand this point. 

yeee I hate those players, they really too annoying... the chat always spammed by them, I hate who complain or asking like this from someone

Also I had a secret: asking someone to drop a gold, is like when you ask someone to give you 1$ cuz it this its cost (and I don't think anyone who had a mobile/pc and internet for playing is need this 1$)

[Sabrytoun_Superman 677]

This is a cool article, I also feel better considering I am not hated then  since i am not in any of these categories

Edited November 11, 2020 by Sabrytoun_Superman