[Forum Game] Broken Story

[Venem 615]

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So once they found out about the huge loss after 4 months, they tried in vain to retrieve the lost ships, and only found the broken money-printer surprisingly intact (as intact as it could be).

[coconuttree 519]

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The only problem was that it could only print tankoins now.

 

Edited June 16, 2020 by coconuttree

[F41TH 483]

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Henceforth, we were unable to can.

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Last. Done. 

I'll post the whole in a while.

[F41TH 483]

It was a very important day for TO. The devs were finally getting rid of flash and moving on to HTML5. However, they didn't know how to actually implement the change. So they went to The Wise Tanker, and sought his advice. But he had eaten a spoiled gooseberry and had gone completely mad. He turned into a blood thirsty savage who could only think about hunting. Every day, he would practice his shot. He eventually became so good at it that he coined the shot and all players had to pay him 1 tankoin to use it. However, after the 2008 financial crisis, no one had any sort of currency. So they started bartering for food. But soon currency came to be leaving them confused. So they bought a printer and made their own money. But after using the printer for about two days, it stopped printing money. So we started using hand made methods like the ones shown in Dr.Stone to get our work done and were slowly, but surely moving towards civilization. But the volcano on our island erupted and buried us all in ash and lava. In the aftermath, the island turned into an archipelago with only the uppermost parts above sea level. Surprisingly, TO suddenly wanted to make a live action film and found it to be the perfect spot and hence, left for an expedition. But they didn't realize that the eruption caused various tsunamis and all their expedition ships were sunk. So once they found out about the huge loss after 4 months, they tried in vain to retrieve the lost ships, and only found the broken money-printer surprisingly intact (as intact as it could be). The only problem was that it could only print tankoins now. Henceforth, we were unable to can.

 

Haha, my eyes burst seeing this color. You need to go through it too.

As for the story, it's okay-ish. 6.8/10.

[Virtue 207]

Some of your sentences messed me up... like So they started bartering for food. >But soon currency came to be leaving them confused.< I just don't get it. And also, The only problem was that it could only print tankoins now. >Henceforth, we were unable to can.< ????

(Also don't report this post. I want to let some one else post first, so I'm waiting)

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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Once upon a time, Virtue walked a lonely road called the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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It was late at night, and Virtue was in a rush to beat the impending storm.

 

[Arthura12 2]

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It got bigger and bigger, destroying everything on it's path.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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Soon, everyone was destroyed by the full-grown T-Rex. 

[F41TH 483]

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And all the Jurassic Parks were closed and all dinosaur meat was eaten.

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Edited June 17, 2020 by F41TH

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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The owners lost a lot of revenue.

 

[Virtue 207]

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So they decided to start a charity called the Virtue Foundation to raise money for free battle passes for poor non-buyers.

 

Edited June 17, 2020 by Virtue

[coconuttree 519]

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But the insane tax laws put them in the 100% tax bracket and they lost all the monies(I love this spelling).

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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So, in their anger, they summoned the ghost of Ronald Reagan to slash their taxes.

[Virtue 207]

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Thanks to him, the Virtue Foundation had donations flooding in once more.

 

[spiderman1000 737]

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But all of the donations got hacked away by team rocket!

PS: hey guys its been a long time and i have 321 NOTIFS! welp, i missed you all a lot and im gonna be very off from now on so sry to all i will miss yall take care and be safe.

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did you guys miss the turns i used to give?

 

[Arthura12 2]

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Now team rocket is using it to buy illegal rockets.

 

[Virtue 207]

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But Virtue tracked them down, confiscated the rockets, and sold them at a profit.

 

[spiderman1000 737]

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Too bad he didnt notice the rockets were acme products, same acme that destroyed Wiley coyote

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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He ended up getting blown up. 

[Virtue 207]

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Millions of people sent money to the Virtue Foundation on honor of his passing.

 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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It helped make the world a better place.

 

[F41TH 483]

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Everyone was happy and would help each other and were in a common stillness that spread throughout the land, all thanks to the Hawk Of Light, or so they thought.

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2 more.

[Venem 615]

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But sadness and chaos are inevitable, and the Hawk of Light got eaten by the Devil.

 

[coconuttree 519]

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Later, I asked him how it tasted, and he said it was average.

THE END