[Forum Game] Broken Story

[F41TH 483]

Once upon a time, Virtue walked a lonely road called the Boulevard of Broken Dreams. It was late at night, and Virtue was in a rush to beat the impending storm. It got bigger and bigger, destroying everything on it's path. Soon, everyone was destroyed by the full-grown T-Rex and all the Jurassic Parks were closed and all dinosaur meat was eaten. The owners lost a lot of revenue. So they decided to start a charity called the Virtue Foundation to raise money for free battle passes for poor non-buyers. But the insane tax laws put them in the 100% tax bracket and they lost all the monies(I love this spelling). So, in their anger, they summoned the ghost of Ronald Reagan to slash their taxes. Thanks to him, the Virtue Foundation had donations flooding in once more. But all of the donations got hacked away by team rocket! Now team rocket is using it to buy illegal rockets. But Virtue tracked them down, confiscated the rockets, and sold them at a profit. Too bad he didn't notice the rockets were acme products, same acme that destroyed Wiley Coyote. He ended up getting blown up. Millions of people sent money to the Virtue Foundation on honor of his passing. It helped make the world a better place. Everyone was happy and would help each other and were in a common stillness that spread throughout the land, all thanks to the Hawk Of Light, or so they thought. But sadness and chaos are inevitable, and the Hawk of Light got eaten by the Devil. Later, I asked him how it tasted, and he said it was average.

 

 

Always is fun editing 'em stories. Getting to read it first and being able to edit is however I feel like is amazing. Love you guys who continue to write such amazing stuff.

Also, surprised to see @spiderman1000 not putting much "Pokemon" in his posts.

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@spiderman1000, you will be gone and forgotten, and never missed.

I thank all for their cooperation. Here's to a great day!!

Edited June 18, 2020 by F41TH
Added story instead of "."

[Venem 615]

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Once above a time, English was a very new language.

 

[F41TH 483]

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All those who spoke English were considered as uncivilized by the high ends of the society.

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Edited June 18, 2020 by F41TH
Apparently re*tard is a bad word according to TO.

[Virtue 207]

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But they finally started to figure out that using Hieroglyphics was just not practical. 

 

Edited June 19, 2020 by Virtue

[spiderman1000 737]

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so they started to convey the right way of living with pokemon through english.

okay @F41TH you asked for it, you got it.

[F41TH 483]

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But the others thought of it as a invitation for war and sneak attack upon them all, leaving nothing behind.

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Only for @spiderman1000

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[Virtue 207]

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But it all turned out to be a dream, and Virtue went back to his former life.

 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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This meant he was now a boring dude playing Tanki.

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[F41TH 483]

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All he did was eat, drink, sleep and play TO, he had no other life left.

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Edited June 19, 2020 by F41TH
How did it get here???

[Virtue 207]

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But he was resolved to break his TO addiction.

 

45 minutes ago, F41TH said:

How did it get here???

It happened somewhere between post 5 and 7 

[r_trooll15 827]

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[F41TH 483]

1 hour ago, r_trooll15 said:

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You're supposed to write a short line in spoiler.

[Venem 615]

Never mind, I'll continue.

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And so, the very next day, he played TO for 40 seconds less than the previous day; 14:59:20 hours.

 

[Arthura12 2]

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It was a world-record.

 

Edited June 19, 2020 by Arthura12

[Virtue 207]

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Virtue was now handsome, rich, powerful, as well as famous; but he never forgot his humble beginnings.

 

[Venem 615]

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And hence, he decided to change his name from Virtue to Dunce, which is what he was called in his "humble beginning", after a wave of nostalgia hit him.

@KinG-AboKhaled, please read the main topic!

Edited June 19, 2020 by SHREYA88

[F41TH 483]

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He soon found out and realized that he really was a Dunce and questioned life and begun to regret his very existence.

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[r_trooll15 827]

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So he did the logical thing... He died and reincarnated

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[Virtue 207]

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But since he was so @Virtueous in his former life, he became a god instead.

 

[r_trooll15 827]

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However, just like gods in dnd, he was mortal, and slain by a @Mad trooller who had no @F41TH in @Virtueous deeds.

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[Virtue 207]

2 minutes ago, r_trooll15 said:

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However, just like gods in dnd, he was mortal, and slain by a @Mad trooller who had no @F41TH in @Virtueous deeds.

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You're supposed to wait for 2 people to post in between you, but I guess we'll let it slide.

Edited June 19, 2020 by Virtue

[r_trooll15 827]

1 minute ago, Virtue said:

You're supposed to wait for 2 people to post in between you, but I guess we'll let it slide.

sorry, will do next time

Edited June 19, 2020 by r_trooll15
tsy, please help me out

[spiderman1000 737]

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Or was he?

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

This is gonna twist the story a lot and it's already near the ending lol  but i have no choice

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Instead, the "he" turned out actually be a woman. 

Edited June 19, 2020 by sensei_tanker

[r_trooll15 827]

which meant that she wasn't a crazy cat man, she was a crazy cat lady.

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