[Forum Game] Broken Story

[F41TH 483]

Once above a time, English was a very new language. All those who spoke English were considered as uncivilized by the high ends of the society. But they finally started to figure out that using Hieroglyphics was just not practical. So they started to convey the right way of living with Pokemon through English. But the others thought of it as a invitation for war and sneak attack upon them all, leaving nothing behind. But it all turned out to be a dream, and Virtue went back to his former life. This meant he was now a boring dude playing Tanki. All he did was eat, drink, sleep and play TO, he had no other life left. But he was resolved to break his TO addiction. And so, the very next day, he played TO for 40 seconds less than the previous day; 14:59:20 hours. It was a world-record. Virtue was now handsome, rich, powerful, as well as famous; but he never forgot his humble begging. And hence, he decided to change his name from Virtue to Dunce, which is what he was called in his "humble begging", after a wave of nostalgia hit him. He soon found out and realized that he really was a Dunce and questioned life and begun to regret his very existence. So he did the logical thing... he died and reincarnated. But since he was so virtuous in his former life, he became a god instead. However, just like gods in dnd, he was mortal, and slain by a mad troller who had no faith in virtuous deeds. Or was he? Instead, the "he" turned out actually be a woman. Which meant that she wasn't a crazy cat man, she was a crazy cat lady.

 

Thank you.

Edited June 25, 2020 by F41TH
This was the worst editing session ever. And my last. So I tried.

[Virtue 207]

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One day, Virtue was living in Vegas when something strange came over the city...

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[Venem 615]

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It was the Rename Pass, which was determined to change Virtue's name.

 

[coconuttree 519]

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So he was renamed "Vice"

 

[Virtue 207]

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But Virtue (Vice) could only find out the true meaning of his new name after he had defeated the Doombeast.

Edited June 20, 2020 by Virtue

[r_trooll15 827]

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And thus he set off on a grand adventure through the world of magic to slay the doombeast and unlock the secrets to his name.

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[Venem 615]

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The doombeast lay in a lonely castle, sleeping on the Bed of Fire, and sucking a Freeze Candy.

 

[spiderman1000 737]

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to his dismay, his freeze candy melted.

 

[r_trooll15 827]

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So, in anger, he took a blowtorch and set the house ablaze.

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[Virtue 207]

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He felt so bad afterward that he hired a psychologist.

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[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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But after a while he was no longer able to afford it.

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[r_trooll15 827]

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So, he did the logical thing and euthanized it.

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Edited June 22, 2020 by r_trooll15
srry

[Venem 615]

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However, it refused to get euthanized, because it first wanted to know what euthanasia was, before eating up the euthanizer. 

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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But the dog died very soon due to its crippling disease, which it was originally supposed to get euthanized for. 

[r_trooll15 827]

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And as the dog died, he uttered 3 words: "Fus Ro Dah"

 

[r_trooll15 827]

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And as the dog died, he uttered 3 words: "Fus Ro Dah"

mods please delete and fix the error 500 codes im getting on the forum. Its a server issue and spreading from the pm system

@Maf

Edited June 22, 2020 by r_trooll15

[Virtue 207]

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No one knew exactly what the words meant, other than that they had something to do with Virtue

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[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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However, they were more determined than ever to find out.

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[spiderman1000 737]

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So, they got up again, More determined than ever, to find the legendary ho-oh and whether a sight of it gives eternal happiness.

 

[spiderman1000 737]

On 6/20/2020 at 10:30 AM, F41TH said:

This is reserved for when I post the whole story.

Beep.

uhh but you did not write the story.

[Virtue 207]

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But they had waited too long already, and the ho-oh would not show itself again for 2000 years.

 

Edited June 23, 2020 by Virtue

[coconuttree 519]

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Everybody rejoiced as they didn't have to see that wretched bird in their lives again 

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[spiderman1000 737]

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Hey who the heck called a Ho-oh a wretched bird? (we are talking abt it, right?)

the end.

[spiderman1000 737]

hey lets do a star wars intro!
 

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Long, long ago, in a galaxy far far away....

STAR WARS: THE BROKEN STORY

 

[Okami 3,041]

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There was a pilot.