[Forum Game] Broken Story

[Virtue 207]

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So he became a prohibitionist, and dedicated his life to shutting down all bars forever.

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[F41TH 483]

Phew. Spoiler one is story one and spoiler 2 is story 2. Jenious 100.

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STAR WARS: THE BROKEN STORY

Long, long ago, in a galaxy far far away....
There was a pilot.
His name....was Ho-Oh

You were able to read it forwards and backwards.

This ultimately became the first palindrome ever recorded.

So the first order wanted to get their hands on it.

They wanted it so bad that they blew up an entire star system to coerce the populus into giving them the artifact.

Once they got the artifact, they rejoiced and celebrated wildly, which agitated the Dragon, and hence, the Dragon burnt the artifact to ash.

They were the dragon's next target.

The dragon known as Mr.Nibbles pondered the exact way to eliminate them, whether they would taste better medium rare or well-done.

So he went to Virtue for help.

But Virtue was too busy on the forum games.

That day, Virtue lost an opportunity like no other, a loss that would cost millions of lives.

He had to do something to get it back.

So he called the police and launched an investigation.

Very soon, the police found something so disturbing, they all committed suicide on the spot.

And nobody but Virtue will ever know what it was, because the rest of them were dead.

But the rebels did not lose faith.

So they all climbed onto a bridge and jumped into the river below.

They went strait through into Atlantis and lived there happily ever after.

THE END

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There was a high elf named Maf that was shunned because he couldn't cast magic. So he decided to visit Dr.Strange to learn magic. But Dr.Strange wasn't home, so he went to some one even greater, Virtue. But Virtue hasn't home either, so he turned to his magical familiar, spiderman1000. He knocked on spiderman1000's door and waited and then spiderman1000 open-heartedly greeted him in. They sat down, had a cup of tea and talked about basic magical knowledge and how to acquire mana. But unfortunately there was a mana shortage because Virtue used all of it to make himself invincible. So Dr.Strange decided to look into the matter. What he found literally blew his mind into a million pieces, spraying blood and gore everywhere. So he suddenly ended up as a slime blob in Minecraft. It was a constant struggle for survival. But still, he decided to remain happy, come what may. His whole family died the next day and he was admitted to mental hospital because he was happy. Strangely, the doctors diagnosed him with depression, drugged him, threw him onto a magic carpet and buried him alive in the Forever Sinking Sand of Desert. He couldn't get out, no matter how many times he tried. So he summoned a crowbar and used it instead. But the crowbar didn't reach him as the crow was thirsty and went to have a drink in the bar. But to his dismay, there were no drinks in the bar.

Thank you for waiting patiently. It was fun doing this job again. I hope to continue to do it.

[Virtue 207]

You forgot to add the 20th spoiler  

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

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Once upon a time there was a little squirrel.

 

[r_trooll15 827]

It had a penance for a little fun, and at least 27 gruesome murders.

When I get to a story, it goes dark... ° °

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

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The police, armed forces, and spy agencies all were searching for it. 

 

[spiderman1000 737]

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But to their dismay, the vigilantes had destroyed the nuke codes.

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[Virtue 207]

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So they all quit and went back to their respective huts.

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[r_trooll15 827]

Unfortunately, the little squirrel had other plans for them.

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[spiderman1000 737]

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It wanted to get all the acorns from them

 

[r_trooll15 827]

14 minutes ago, spiderman1000 said:

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It wanted to get all the acorns from them

 

ahh thanks for pointing it out.

@Virtue, @Spinister, come write some

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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But it only wanted fresh acorns.

 

[Gauss-Hornet 489]

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So the squirrel decided to blackmail a bunch of gangsters to collect fresh acorns for it.

 

[Virtue 207]

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But it was squirrel season, and it was too dangerous to show himself out of the nest.

 

[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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So he decided to ask his cousin to do it for him instead.

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[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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His cousin agreed only under the condition that she could listen to the song "sweet home alabama" while doing it. 

[F41TH 483]

On 6/27/2020 at 7:26 PM, Virtue said:

You forgot to add the 20th spoiler  

Yes.

[Virtue 207]

47 minutes ago, F41TH said:

Yes.

But why?

[Virtue 207]

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So he gave her some headphones to listen to it.

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[ILiveOnTheChatBox123 936]

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It was a really relaxing song.

 

[Venem 615]

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However, it only relaxed the donkey beside me.

 

[sensei_tanker 3,098]

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Because of this, the euthanasia went very well and the donkey died a peaceful, albeit unexpected, death. 

[Virtue 207]

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But his brother suspected murder, and would not stop until he had revenge on whoever gave the donkey the euthanasia.

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[Venem 615]

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It was found that Virtue had tried to euthanize the donkey, but the had donkey kicked him out of the Milky Way Galaxy before he (Virtue) could do anything.

Surprise, surprise! Virtue didn't mention himself in the post above!!!

This calls for a party!

Anybody got Golds?

 

Edited July 2, 2020 by SHREYA88

[spiderman1000 737]

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So arceus took pity on him and saved him