contest Describe This in 100 Words: Discord Banner Edition

[Person_Random 4,991]

Hey there, tankers! Do you remember our hilarious Discord server banners? Well, if you do, then you're in luck - write us a brief story of how the pictures came to be!

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 Task: The title is pretty self-explanatory. With the given images, provide a description of the scene. I'm not going to object to any simple descriptions ("kaisdf and Pythor are upside down on Skyscrapers" or "classic-style-hiphop just got shot in mid-air while jumping a ramp in Monte Carlo"), but of course, the more creativity, the more likely you're going to win.

For an example, please check the past winners here:

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[Bday] Describe This in 100 Words - Winners Announced!

No, we are NOT including the one that I ragequitted on.

 

Here are the images:

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[#1]

[#2]

Huge thanks to the Social Media Helper Team for taking so many nice pictures of your most vulnerable moments. :3

Enter your responses in this Google Form to be considered for any prizes.

 

 Rules:

1. Enter with one account only.

2. No plagiarism. If you need to quote something, please put in quotes.

3. Keep your responses 100 words and under according to the title. Anything over 101 words will be immediately disqualified.

4. Enter a response for one picture only.

 

 Prizes:

First Place - 40 000 crystals + 15 containers

Second Place - 30 000 crystals + 10 containers

Third Place - 25 000 crystals + 5 containers

Any other deserving entries will receive a consolation prize of 20 000 crystals.

But hurry! Remember to submit your entries before 30 October to be considered for a prize.

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Good luck! Enjoy this contest, and may the best writer win!

[Person_Random 4,991]

We've also brought back our fabled contests, and with this week, Describe This in 100 Words returns to the stage. Tell us all about the stories behind these infamous candids for a chance at crystals and containers. Don't delay - participate right now!

[Venem 615]

I always feel that this contest will be more challenging and fun if the entries have exactly 100 words...

But nevertheless, this is a wonderful writing contest, and the pictures are also epic this time... xD (#ReporterControl)

I won't be participating though...

[Venerable 2,967]

Description of Image #1.

 

This happens when you dance,

As if you're in a trance,

And try to jump the gap, 

In Monte Carlo map!

 

The classic style hip-hop, 

You must always avoid,

Instead prefer some pop,

And feel satisfied. 

 

But beware O' Dancer,

Of lurking shafts and rails!

They are quite a cancer,

Piercing your entrails...

 

How unfortunate was Nat -

He was shot by a rail.

With rails aiming at you,

You're destined to fail.

 

How foolhardy it seems

To clear the mighty gap

When rails follow your moves

Leading to a mishap. 

 

And how he went off-track,

The mighty, classic Nat,

Unable to hit back,

He toppled - just like that.

 

(And that was that my friends

I've nothing more to say.

The image speaks for itself,

Enjoy the great display!)

 

 

Well, I'm not entering this contest, but I felt like writing something... this is well over 100 words anyway... 

I've got some abstract idea in my mind for the 2nd pic too, and I'll post it here when it becomes concrete...

 

 

[natrolite 1,049]

Excuse me, sir. I would like to state that that image is totally framed. Fake news.

[CyborgPenguin 282]

4 hours ago, classic-style-hiphop said:

Excuse me, sir. I would like to state that that image is totally framed. Fake news.

yeah we all know the second one is framed, but the first CLEARLY is not framed.

[Person_Random 4,991]

4 hours ago, classic-style-hiphop said:

 

Yes, thank u for adoring my lovely Photoshop skills

[Venerable 2,967]

Alrighty, I've managed to write a description of the second image in verse... (any criticism, mostly constructive, is welcome! I never feel bad! But please send your feedback via PM, coz it might be considered spam here...)

Again, I'm not participating in this contest, but this would've been my entry had I entered...

 

Description of Image #2:

 

T'was on a Tanki map,

Reporters took a nap.

The buildings were so high,

They scraped the massive sky.

 

It seemed as if they fell,

Or weren't feeling well.

Whatever was the case,

They were alive by God's grace.

 

A Spectator saw their plight,

His face glowed with delight.

Vulnerable, the tanks lay.

Our Spec did not delay.

 

Fingers on his keyboard,

He looked on, enraptured.

And instead of the flag,

This picture was captured.

 

"Reporters! Upside-down!

An Admin and his Clown!"

Read the blaring caption,

Amusing the whole town...

[Sabrytoun_Superman 677]

Nice

[Venerable 2,967]

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