Outbreak of lag disease in tanki.

[Crossbone 516]

Lately there has a high rise of cases with lag disease in tanki.

What is lag disease? Its a highly contagious and deadly disease where the person is lagging. It can be caught by touching those that are infected or if the infected shot the non infected.

Symptoms: you are lagging so bad that it hurts to even play at times.

 

Signs that you have lag disease:

- Everyone around you is "teleporting".

- Your game froze.

 

Signs that someone has lag disease:

- They're tank is tilting, lifting up, hopping randomly.

- They're stopping at odd times.

- They're continuously driving into a wall.

 

What to do when you see a person with lag disease: 

Be at least 10 metres from the infected, and start shooting them to get them to spin. Spinning is the cure to lag disease, the more dizzy the infected is feeling, the more that the cure is working.

 

So spread the word fellow tankers, and together we shall rid the community of this deadly disease.

[Crossbone 516]

And now, I have recruited @Adriel.RB, @Bydo, @monkeyburn, @Maf, @Spy, and @Person_Random in an attempt to stop the spread of lag disease. Well, without their consent of course.

[Maf 32,300]

9 hours ago, Crossbone said:

Spinning is the cure to lag disease

Source: dude trust me

[Bydo 20,128]

6 hours ago, Maf said:

Source: dude trust me

I thought that in order to stop it in play you need to flip your tank when gold drops..

[Maf 32,300]

9 minutes ago, Bydo said:

I thought that in order to stop it in play you need to flip your tank when gold drops..

Honestly, doing that is just common decency.

[Crossbone 516]

1 hour ago, Bydo said:

I thought that in order to stop it in play you need to flip your tank when gold drops..

 

1 hour ago, Maf said:

Honestly, doing that is just common decency.

Nah, its a cure to another disease. The gold digger disease.

[Crossbone 516]

I have recruited more people in the fight against lag disease. And they are: @wolverine848, @CLASS-ACT, @LambSauce, @TheCongoSpider, @FrozenRailgun, and @Tanker-Arthur. Yes I forged their signatures into the papers.

[Blutaar 1,904]

On 6/12/2021 at 6:10 PM, Crossbone said:

And now, I have recruited @Adriel.RB, @Bydo, @monkeyburn, @Maf, @Spy, and @Person_Random in an attempt to stop the spread of lag disease. Well, without their consent of course.

it saddens me to bring you the news that Adriel officially left the game and the forum indefinitely

[Bydo 20,128]

1 hour ago, BloodPressure said:

it saddens me to bring you the news that Adriel officially left the game and the forum indefinitely

thats sad news. he was a great player and cool guy.

[LambSauce 1,885]

9 hours ago, BloodPressure said:

it saddens me to bring you the news that Adriel officially left the game and the forum indefinitely

I thought his "leaving post" was another troll post 

[Blutaar 1,904]

3 minutes ago, LambSauce said:

I thought his "leaving post" was another troll post 

Ironically, a reason that made him leave is that nowadays the forum is not the humorous and joyful place it used to be. Adriel was considered forum's main 'troll' among many tankers, I guess that him being the only loose member and fun-factor did not recreate the environment he wished the forum to be

[Crossbone 516]

I have recruited @sensei_tanker, @At_Shin, @ThirdOnion, @BloodPressure, @Unleash, and @asem.harbi in the fight against lag disease. Well, I had to kidnap them first.

[alkyng 3,080]

This is my personal fight against the lag disease in Tanki

I talk about FPS not PING

[Crossbone 516]

@Mr_STIFFLER, @Issimo, @LunaStar, @Ironmantonystark, @thunderhunter123. Welcome to the fight against lag disease.

[Iron_Man 2,376]

1 minute ago, Crossbone said:

@Mr_STIFFLER, @Issimo, @LunaStar, @Ironmantonystark, @thunderhunter123. Welcome to the fight against lag disease.

How can I help you?

[Crossbone 516]

Just now, Ironmantonystark said:

How can I help you?

You can help spread my message that's in the topic post. Tell everyone that they must go through a lockdown at TO HQ.

[Iron_Man 2,376]

You should appreciate my dedication to my fellow forumers.