Two dead boys (poem)

[trevor3t 40]

I've loved this poem for a while. I hate poetry but this is awesome. No I didn't write it, but I thought Id share it.

There is also another version that's shorter and also funny.

 

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;

The Admission is free, so pay at the door,

Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

 

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

 

A blind man came to watch fair play,

A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise and

Came and killed those two dead boys.

 

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,

In a two-story house on a vacant lot;

A man with no legs came walking by,

and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

 

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,

into a dry creek and suddenly drowned;

The long black hearse came to cart him away,

But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

 

I watched from the corner of the big round table,

The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;

But if you doubt my lies are true,

Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

[r_Xenonzx0 10]

LOL

wat a weird poem

[Deathsfire 10]

thats cwasy

[Tommy60 406]

Insanity in text.

[ShadowKnightX 18]

I like dis, not so bad and everything is pretty much reversed, u have good taste trev :thumbup: :wink:

[r_Alpine_gremlin0 6]

This is pretty original. You have a very distinct and mysterious style of writing.

[TheMan07 1]

lol, i love that poem, :P