Chuck Norris

[r_Xenonzx0 10]

I was randomly cruising the web when i searched Chuck Norris (dont know why :/)

here is the best result i got... (read them all...its worth it)

 

Facts about Chuck Norris

 

1: Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

 

2: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

 

3: Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

 

4: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

 

5: Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

 

6: Once a cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with only a warning.

 

7: Chuck Norris doesn't lie. Whatever he says simply becomes the truth.

 

8: No Chuck Norris reality shows exist because no one can survive in Chuck Norris' reality

 

9: Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

 

10: There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

 

11: Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

 

12: Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the Force.

 

13: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

 

14: When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running away from him.

 

15: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

 

16: The Pentagon has a direct line to the President; the President has a direct line to Chuck Norris.

 

17: Chuck Norris does not have a middle name, nobody gets between Chuck Norris.

 

 

feel free to post more

[Guest Defective]

18. Chuck Norris doesn't have a religion, he is a religion.

[husto 474]

19. God walks on water, Cuck Norris swims on land.

[Deathsfire 10]

this is so funny

[Slash595 10]

20.The boogyman checks under his bed and in his cabinet for Chuck Norris

 

21.Chuck Norris does not get wet when the water touches him, the water gets Chuck

 

22.Chuck Norris actually won the race between the creatures, so it should be the Year of the Chuck, then the year of the mouse

[r_Clue1 4]

I think I might be the only person who doesn't see what's so cool about this guy.

 

:mrgreen: :roll:

[Deathsfire 10]

your right i mean hes just another human....

[r_Dukez0 0]

23. Onions don't make Chuck Norris cry. Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

24. Fire doesn't burn Chuck Norris, because he has it for breakfast daily.

25. Rambo screams like a schoolgirl when he sees Chuck Norris.

 

Chuck Norris is not a human, he's a Norris.

[Slash595 10]

I think I might be the only person who doesn't see what's so cool about this guy.

 

:mrgreen: :roll:

Your not on your own, i prefer Bruce Lee! or Ipman :P Chuck is just some dude that modeled him self after Bruce Lee, and now we make funny and disturbing jokes about him... its what people do when they are Skull Dustingly bored ( new saying xD )

[r_Dukez0 0]

Slash that saying isn't new. A teacher in my old school sat down one day and wrote down hundreds of sayings. We learned them all, I only remember three. Swift as a pen. Crazy as a child. Skull dustingly boring. Strange how different words can make up different meanings.

[GENERATOR2142 17]

Chuck Norris is a hunter but Chuck Norris doesnt hunt because umm... he was on a WoW commercial :mrgreen:

[mes1 0]

when chuck noris climbed to the top of his office building everybody thought king kong had come to life.

 

the moon circles around the earth, the earth circles around the sun, and the sun circles around chuck noris.

 

chuck noris once got into a fight with chuck noris, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pant

[Slash595 10]

Slash that saying isn't new. A teacher in my old school sat down one day and wrote down hundreds of sayings. We learned them all' date=' I only remember three. Swift as a pen. Crazy as a child. [b']Skull dustingly boring[/b]. Strange how different words can make up different meanings.

xD i never knew that :P but thanks for the troll, man.

 

IM ONLY JOKING! but i seriously did'nt know that Skull Dustingly Boring was a phrase