Review [Issue 51] Beauty in Tanki - TNT's View

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

 

It's been quite a long while since anyone's done a beauty in Tanki article - I guess the last guy to do it was S.C.Y.T.H.E. And yeah, it's my turn now. Here I'll be discussing paints, hulls and turrets and picking my Top 3 most beautiful aspects of the game - rounding it off with my 'dream tank'. Let's begin!

 

But wait, before I begin, I'd like to tell you all that this is merely my opinion, you don't need to take it for a fact (I know you never do, but anyway :3), and I'd also prefer informing you that different people have different ideas of beauty; we'll never agree on the same thing. In fact, this pretty apt quote by @Night-Sisters sums it all up - 

 

Beauty is so subjective; what floats your boat might not float mine, y'know

 

Guess we're now ready. Ro!

 

PAINTS (COMMON)

 

#3. NANO

I have to confess I had quite a dilemma deciding which paint to pick for this spot. I considered Emerald, Sakura, Cherry and even Carbon, but this paint beat them all to it. A great canvas of hexagonal tiles of cerulean blue, along with a very consistent texture, this paint looks simply majestic. It's a great find for your wardrobe garage and it'll ensure heads turn your way whenever you enter a battle.

 

#2. AFRICA

Perhaps the most unconventional paint in the game, Africa seems to remind most people of their "grandma's carpet." However, the ubiquitous styling and the varying patterns on this are a feast for the eyes. Also, the orange-and-yellow colour scheme combines with what looks like a cultural outdeck to create a highly visually appealing coating.

 

#1. GRAFFITI

It's a pity this paint wasn't around when the previous Beauty in Tanki articles were made - this paint would certainly have made it to every single list. This is as far as perfection can get when it comes to paints in Tanki Online - it's simply gorgeous. With more colours than an art convention, this paint is quirky, unique and sure to get you parading down maps. With a bright, cheerful colour(s) and a vivid display of hues, this paint is going to make your rivals jealous, wherever you go in Tanki Online.

 

 

PAINTS (SPECIAL)

 

#3. MASTERS OF PARKOUR 2014

Although exactly similar to it's successor in all ways except colour, the way the two green shades blend together is what wins this paint a podium. With the design reminding me a lot of smoked tiles, this paint makes me wish I had taken the pains of actually making a video to send in to the contest. With the appeal surely to people of all age groups, you can't go much wrong with this paint.

 

#2. GLIDE

This time, it's not the design that makes this paint so beautiful, it's the texture and the colour combination. I envy the members of Tanki Online Tutorials purely due to this paint. With the fluorescent stripes across the dark blue base coat, a tank looks like something out of a Christmas tree, or even a sci-fi paint. It looks futuristic, and manages to look awesome even though the layout of the stripes is seemingly random.

 

#1. MICROCHIP

A great paint in every sense, allow me to say that this is one of the finest in Tanki. Black and orange always go well together, and this paint is no exception. With the layout of the colours making you look like a circuit board, this one stands out. And to tell the truth, one sometimes get overawed by the sheer intricacy of this paint. Of course, it contrasts very well with the chromium plating on your tank (unless you've got an M0)

 

HULLS

 

#3. HORNET

In a tank game, we all expect tanks to be rugged and macho. Well, most of them are, maybe except this specimen right here. It's sleek and petite, something no other tank is. This along with it's almost flat stance with the gentle rise in altitude gives it the looks of a car, a gorgeous car at that. The headlights are placed in the perfect area, and this is one hull that has curves. Top-notch looks.

 

 

#2. HUNTER

I can't seem to figure out whether Hunter was added for the pros or for the fashionistas. This hull has taken the maximum advantage of the availability of chromium plating. My special favourite is the chromium plating on the tracks. Also, the shape of the hull makes it look kind of like a plateau, and the lines running along the body and the body itself ensures that any turret can go with it. This one ticks all the right boxes in my mental list.

 

#1. DICTATOR

Dictator is supposedly a heavy hull. And, by stereotype, heavy hulls lack the refined look of the light and medium hulls. Well, time to break this stereotype. With an incredibly realistic and elegant look, this tank has poise, something which most tanks aren't lucky enough to possess. Also, its tall-boy stance makes for a very unique appearance. The detailed chromium plating, the air intakes and even the fuel tank combine with the fundamentals to make one alluring tank.

 

 

TURRETS

 

#3. FREEZE

I don't think really high of this turret; it only features in this list because the others look dismally ugly. But anyway, since I have to put in niceties for everything here, I might as well. Freeze is the one turret in Tanki with such high detailing in the chromium. That, and the cooler fan stuck behind this turret, make for a pretty curvy look. All in all, a very nice-looking gun, and one of the most intricate there is in Tanki.

 

#2. SMOKY

Smoky may not look beautiful to many, but believe me, the curves on it give it this rounded look and it looks classic. The chrome is in the right places, the bulge in the turret looks like a part of the turret rather than an accessory, and I don't know how to put it the right way, the turret looks rather cute. It's a sight for sore eyes, if you ask me.

 

#1. VULCAN

Ah, Vulcan. Perhaps the most unorthodox (and controversial) decision I've made today. And I admit - it's a pretty ugly entity during the M0, M1 and M2 stage. Come M3, however, and the metamorphosis this turret makes is simply unbelievable. The most contributing factor to its top spot, however, is the way the devs have positioned the carbon fibre over the turret. With the barrel giving just the optimum dash of chrome, the contrast the metal and non-metal parts make against the turret itself is too good for words. A worthy choice, in my opinion, but sadly not noticed by many.

 

And, I guess I've got my dream TO combo now. Vulcan, Dictator and Graffiti. A beautiful, gorgeous looking tank which I'll make sure to buy when I get to the M3 stages. I think now you guys will realize the meaning of the banner, if you hadn't before, heh heh.

 

And it's all not just beauty either. Vulcan is one of the highest damage-dealing turrets in the game. This badass beauty, combined with the versatile, reasonably fast and healthy Dictator, creates a deadly combo used to great effect by those who know the tricks to playing with this combo. And Graffiti is no accessory, either. With a whopping 50% protection from Vulcan, you can be shielded from the others who try to ape your fashion statement, and the 25% protection from Twins and Shaft comes in handy, too! Good choice, eh?

 

 

 

And that's the end of this article, my view of what's beautiful in this rugged game. Next issue, I'll be doing an article about the ugliest aspects of the game, so stay tuned. Oh, and don't forget to comment in this thread about your personal favourites! Till we meet again, this is TNT. See you in battle!

 

Edited July 20, 2017 by Hexed

[l.Eat.My.BuIIets 483]

As Night sisters said, your taste might be different from mine. Though I give this a 8.5/10, doesn't mean I doesn't like your choices.

Nice article, as always

[Zenyth 6,494]

a few good choices, and few not so good ones

 

I don't like how Graffiti and Hunter look

[benjiblob 99]

Turrets: thunder (m2) Railgun (m3), and firebird (m2)

 

Hulls: Viking (m2), Hornet (m3), and wasp (m2).

 

Paints: Emerald, rock, savannah, carbon, rustle

[orbanbotond 407]

Nice

[DragonOfStorms 2,706]

Here are my opinions:

 

Paints:

3) Magma. That rocky black texture with veins of lava is beautiful. The primeval volcano-esque paint is a sheer beauty.

2) Sakura. The peaceful cherry-blossom pattern is lovely, without being (shudder) overly pink.

1) Zeus. A regal dark blue background with striking flashes of lightning is truly fit for a lord of the skies. Easily took first.

 

Turrets:

3) Shaft. At M3, the intricate detailing is just exquisite.

2) Firebird. The sleek looks of this turret at M3 are beautiful.

1) Smoky. The tough-but-stylish looks of this turret are superb, and that fin-like protrusion is awesome looking.

 

Hulls:

3) Dictator. Sleek looks, this heavy hull has. Like it, Yoda does.

2) Viking. The armor plates are perfectly placed, and the low profile plus the prongs on the front look awesome.

1) Hornet. The hexagonal armor plates look awesome, the headlights are perfectly placed, and the shape is perfect.

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

Three more beauties:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited March 19, 2016 by Lord-of-the-Snipers

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

I'd also disagree with most. I feel like Hunter is a really ugly hull, tbh. This is my lists:

Paints:

3. Alien: Simple paint but looks great on M3 Hulls. Actually looks really good on M3 XP.

2. Zeus: sleek thunder strikes through the paint, goes incredibly with the blue, as well.

1. Inferno: just a very rugged paint. Looks absolutely incredible.

Special Paints:

3. Acid: Great colour choices. Love the different shades of green there.

2. Flame: Need I say more? Fiery paint and just looks brilliant.

1. Glide: the magnificent colours all compliment each other.

Hulls:

3. Wasp: Small tank but very sleek looking.

2. Hornet: At M3, has a great design and looks nice.

1. Viking: At M3, looks amazing with the designs at the side.

Turrets:

3. Isida: Looks great at M3.

2. Railgun XT: Looks brilliant and warmup beam looks phenomenal.

1. Fire XT: Just ... Amazing! The flamethrower bit looks great!

Edited March 19, 2016 by Marc

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Though I understand your choices, I went for the choices based on how pleasing it is to my eye. And frankly, flashing lightning doesn't please my corneas at all :ph34r:

[drazeruzumaki 5,021]

Yes dictator the most beautiful hull in thia game atleast to me :wub:

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Yes dictator the most beautiful hull in thia game atleast to me :wub:

Finally someone agrees :P

[lukey0 27,543]

Wonderful guide.

 

Dictator+Ricochet+Zeus that's one beautiful combo, and very good in battles. :P  That has been my dream tank since I started, I was thrilled when I finally got it all. :wub:

[Cyborg 3,189]

Viking firebird and zeus is Sexy for me

[LadyYuna 122]

When you drive backwards Dictator looks like a duck. Dictator/Freeze backwards, pretty funny ^_^

 

In my opinion only Mammoth XT is uglier than Dictator ^^

But I love Graffiti.

[BIZ_THE_DESTROYER 126]

Another great post by my bro TNT.. Nice post bro.. Beauty in Tanki ..Though i like Emerald more than any paint till now :PStill a nice post :D​

[Amagi 1,728]

2 years ago, people were talking about how ugly Dictator was, but now it's on the top of someone's list of "Beautiful Hulls".

 

dictator=shoe

 

dictator is my favorite because at m1 it has the same health as viking m1, but is a lot faster. dont know why its so unpopular. it is ugly...

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

2 years ago, people were talking about how ugly Dictator was, but now it's on the top of someone's list of "Beautiful Hulls".

Hahaha, you can say I have 'taste' :ph34r:

[Quarks 2,255]

Dictator does have some nice characteristics, however, when I heard it associated with a boot, it kinda fell flat. I think the best is, in my opinion, hornet, smoky, electra. Tell me that does not look good.

[Lord-of-the-Snipers 1,620]

Dictator does have some nice characteristics, however, when I heard it associated with a boot, it kinda fell flat. I think the best is, in my opinion, hornet, smoky, electra. Tell me that does not look good.

You Sir, have a fine taste!

 

http://en.tankiforum.com/index.php?showtopic=310588&do=findComment&comment=5386334

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Dictator does have some nice characteristics, however, when I heard it associated with a boot, it kinda fell flat. I think the best is, in my opinion, hornet, smoky, electra. Tell me that does not look good.

Hornet, Smoky, yes. Electra.... not so yes. I've never really found lightning bolts beautiful, and the colour combination kinda is a dampener.

[Quarks 2,255]

Hornet, Smoky, yes. Electra.... not so yes. I've never really found lightning bolts beautiful, and the colour combination kinda is a dampener.

As you mentioned, or @Night-Sisters mentioned, we all have different tastes.

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

As you mentioned, or @Night-Sisters mentioned, we all have different tastes.

Yep!

[BabyLou 1,881]

Great list

I love Microchip too and I'm a proud owner :p

[Cyborg 3,189]

MicroChip is  a sophisticated paint. Looks good on M3 XP.

[MrCheezyPotato 850]

What i dont undetstand is why Hunter isnt first!

Look at my profile and you will see why i say that :P

 

I also say Rico is best turret though it doesent look the best on Hunter. Rico is better suited for Hornet or Viking. Hunter looks best with Smokey though.

 

Vulcan does look amazng and terrifying atbthe same time when its on Viking, even at M0,M1 & M2. Especially with premium paint.

 

 

 

I cant really say much about paints though, as im not realy high enough rank for that