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ANTI-MTGA PROTESTERS' CAMPAIGN, RECRUITING NOW!!!

 

 

 

 

I did this to annoy president rabin.

Too bad I don't care. You should though. You look mildly immature.

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Secretary of State says TSY_the_crazy "just not funny"
 
In this morning’s cabinet meeting, GoldRock made a rare appearance with a big important complaint to make.
 
“Why does TSY_the_crazy keep on posting on our forum page?” he said, seemingly materialising out of nowhere as he walked into the room. “I really don’t get it. It’s like he thinks his posts are funny when they really aren’t. They're flatter than that can of Pepsi the Anti-MTGA protestors gave us.”
 
“In all seriousness,” he continued sagely, “it’s total spam. It doesn’t even provoke a smile, let alone a hearty chuckle. On the scale of humour, it’s somewhere in-between a 4-hour calculus paper and your childhood dog’s funeral.”
 
“If he thinks he’s doing the Anti-MTGA campaign any favours, he’s not. It just looks like he’s taken the first really amusing page in the forum in a long time, and unwittingly milked the joke to death.”
 
"At least things haven't changed much since I left this place."
 
As the other members of the cabinet sat in stunned silence, GoldRock got up to leave. As he walked out, witnesses heard him mutter “oh and btw, no offence to that guy” before he returned to the shadows.

— Secretary of State GoldRock




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Daheck?! What is this garbage?!

tl;dr version:

 

TSY_the_crazy "just not funny"

 

...he’s taken the first really amusing page in the forum in a long time, and unwittingly milked the joke to death.

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GoldRock, that is exactly what I was aiming for. This is to be taken SERUOUSLY! And beware.MTGA, Dusseldorf will soon crumble.

Darling, have some Chamomile tea, calm down love. It's okay, I'll throw in a cookie too.

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Fuse, don't be crazy. Here, MTGA will ruin you. Join me instead and you will have a good and pleasant life.

Ok, I am supporing both  :lol:

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We want more English programmers. These Russians are taking our jobs. :D

 

I support this campaign.

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From the Anti-MTGA protestors 

 

 

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Give it to United.

 

GoldRock, that is exactly what I was aiming for. This is to be taken SERUOUSLY! And beware.MTGA, Dusseldorf will soon crumble.

Taking a joke seriously is a pretty stupid thing to do. I mean, jokes aren't meant to be taken seriously, right? It's like taking a turkey and drinking it. YOU DON'T DRINK TURKEY!

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To avoid confusion, any member who is on the Anti MTGA members list will be removed from our members list (and from our Skype group and Discord server), not as a sign of hatred, but because it would become far too confusing.

 

Feel free to join again anytime!

 

— President Yisroel.Rabin

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     I leave for 24 hours and so much trouble comes when I come back *sigh*.

Trouble? No, it was silence.

 

Well the joke isn't funny anymore anyway, so I really couldn't care less.

Let's all think for a moment? Why isn't it funny anymore? :/ Listen, I don't wanna make drama or anything, but you really gotta stop making drama.

 

Lol, you lost all your double agents !!!

Don't get it. But, could you do me a favor and get banned again? Things were a lot more calm when you were. Additionally, your reputation goes up the more you don't talk.

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As a love reporter, I scramble to MGTA HQ to get a statement from GoldRock,

 

"Sir! We have heard of impressive disorder and unrest on the streets in Anit-MTGA Areas. They accuse you of bitterly attacking their leader. What do you have to say to to them? If you had the power to do so, would you ban TSY from Tanki Online forever? Would this be for the good of the nation?"

 

Yisaroeli, what do you have to say about the situation? What measures will you take to MTGA successful?

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