[Forum Game] Survive the Above User's Attack

[21985_the_master 422]

Sorry but I am a surgeon so I can put the ponnytale back.

 

 

PUM FBI knows your location and they are coming because you play an illegal game called Tanki Offline.

[dupuy 318]

Well, I simply move my location using specialized software and delete all my computer's history. I hack my neighbor's computer, causing it to read that he plays Tanki Online.

 

On a perfectly normal day, when no one is expecting it, the world is nuked.

[21985_the_master 422]

I am going to be the lucky one that is going to live in an underground shelter.

 

 

PUM has a virus in his system that is going to trasform him into a zombie.

[Lose 881]

I would get a syringe and inject the virus to somebody else

 

PUM woke up from a nightmare where his whole family died and he was alone in the world and it wasnt a nightmare

 

 

it was a dream

[Pyre 3,485]

It was a dream :ph34r:

 

 

PUM wakes up on Mars with enough supplies to live for a week. No help is coming.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I find a alien city on Mars, they accept my into it and and I eventually find a wife and live the rest of my days happily (strangely enough the Mars people are very much like us human, they breath oxygen and eat the same kind of food)

 

 

 

TPBM gets hit by One Punch Man and he was using 100% of his power

Edited October 31, 2018 by fordmustang12345

[Guest]

I block it and kick him in the groin

 

TPBM is about to be brutally murdered by Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee and cannot become a ghost. If you are a ghost, however, you will be captured and trapped by the Ghostbusters forever UNLESS they do one of the following:

 

1. You are forced to play Splatoon (with a Nintendo Switch provided for you) for the rest of your life and with a full blast surround sound system.

2. Solve a mixed up Rubix cube in 3 seconds or implode from a internal black hole generator (This time it's not vulnerable to fire or anything)

3. Get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 stars within 0.24 milliseconds without hacking Tanki in any shape or form.

 

 

don't ask why I came up with the splatoon one.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

*Wakes up*

 

 

TPBM is thrown into the sun

[Guest]

Wakes up 

 

TPBM gets my previous attack, but it's not a dream, not written on a webpage or a piece of paper, not told or spoken by anyone, not set in a computerized environment, but is actually happening to you. And no time machines or dimensional traveling devices of any sort may be used.

 

Good luck.  ;)

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I die

 

 

Tpbm is in a Horror movie and is the black kid

[21985_the_master 422]

you racist and I also im under you not before you so nothing.

 

 

PUM lives in the world of The Walking Dead.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

you racist and I also im under you not before you so nothing.

 

 

PUM lives in the world of The Walking Dead.

tpbm stands for The Person Below Me and not racist, it's a pretty common joke actually that the black kid dies first in horror movies.

 

I live in a bunker so I'm fine

 

 

 

 

Tpbm gets my previous attack

[21985_the_master 422]

I will live in a house very high in the mountains so not many walkers are going to be there.

 

 

PUM has a big pain in his back that cannot be coured.

[Lose 881]

ill take out my back and become a freak man who walks with his arms but not upside down

 

PUM wakes up and go to school, have a great and perfect in every way day, then gets woken up for real and gets bullied so hard they have to go to the hospital for 5 weeks and is stuck in a wheelchair forever, even worse the bullies didnt get punished

[dupuy 318]

Wheelchair away; pistol out; so long bullies.

 

TPBM gets trapped in the center of the earth.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm the Human Torch I can take the heat

 

Tpbm gets punched by Chuck Norris

[Guest]

I'm summon my sensei Bruce Lee to teach me the ways of absorbing the punch.

 

PUM must eat the nachos I just made.

[dupuy 318]

Yum! Those were good! May I get your recipe?

 

TPBM must eat the poisonous nachos I just made.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

I'm Deadpool do I can't die

 

Tpbm gets thrown into the sun

[TankiNoob2000 231]

I fly back down

 

TPBM is getting chased by an angry bull

[Boeing_787 1,455]

I happened to have my own pet bull with me, and he was trained to kill angry bulls. So, my pet bull kills the angry bull.

 

Unfortunately, my pet bull runs away and attacks PUM.

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

Ferdinand would never attack anyone!

 

 

Tpbm is a super hero with a Cape and gets sucked into a jet engine

[JPfan077 36]

i used laser eyes and cut the jet engine off

 

i destroy the universe   :P  :P

[P.4.R.K.O.U.R 329]

I recreate the multiverse.

 

PUM is playing a deadly, real version of "The floor is lava" on the map Massacre; while being an ordinary human.

[JPfan077 36]

he has resistance 1 000 000 potion

 

i become god