"Lagging" parody of "A space oddity"

The-Operator219 · 2015-12-02T06:22:04+0000

Something special I whipped up while laying in bed restlessly, I worked out the lyrics and came up with this. Hope you enjoy! Team chat to WO Operator Take your DA, and close your turret hatch Team chat to WO Operator Connecting to TDM, engines on! Check ammo rack, and may god’s love be with you… This is Team chat to Operator, you’ve really capped the point… And the noobs want to know who’s paint you wear, but now it’s time to leave the midfield if you dare This is Operator to Team chat, I’m rushing to the base And they’re spinning in a most peculiar way And the Hornets look very different today For here am I sitting in a tin can Far from the base, the enemy team is blue, and there’s nothing I can do… Though I’m past a few bushes and trees, I’m feeling very still My tank has other ideas about where to go Tell my wife I love her very much She knows Team chat to WO Operator, your healthbar’s nil, there’s something wrong! Can you hear me Operator? (x3) Can you- Hear am I sitting in my tin can Far from the base The enemy team is blue, and there’s nothing I can do

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Day of the Dead 2025

The long awaited “Day of the Dead” celebration begins in Tanki Online – it’s the time when the energy of other worlds gets into every battle.

When the boundaries between the worlds get thin, even the bravest tankers feel the breath of other powers. There are special “Pyromaniac”, “Big Fight”, and “Team Arms Race” battle modes, favorable 30% discounts, XT skins and augments for Scorpion and Crusader in Epic Containers, new Elite Pass with a Legendary Key, and the “Excelsior” augment for Tesla in rewards, as well as lots of festive missions with precious prizes.

Event dates: from November 7th, 2 AM UTC till November 28th, 2 AM UTC.

Discounts

Take advantage of the great discounts from November 7th to November 10th.

All discounts start and end with the server restart at 2 AM UTC.

For 3 whole days, you will be able to obtain the following items with a 30% discount:

-30%

Shop (7.11 — 10.11)

-30%

Garage (7.11 — 10.11)

-30%

Upgrades (7.11 — 10.11)

Special Event modes

Three exciting game modes will be waiting for you in the game!

Important: Boosted battle funds and experience are only active within the festive weekend game modes.

Each mode starts and ends with the server restart at 2 AM UTC.

SPECIAL MODE

PYROMANIAC

November 7th — November 10th

Mode

CP

Turret

Firebird

Hull

Wasp

Bonus Boxes

Upgrades

Augments

Gold Boxes

Equipment Change

Overdrives

Supplies

Nuclear Energy

Smart Supplies

Drones

Protection Modules

Groups

Grenades

More Gold Boxes

Burn everyone and capture the points to win! While you move between points, capture gold boxes!

Polygon MM

SPECIAL MODE

BIG FIGHT

November 14th — November 17th

Mode

DM

Turret

Terminator

Hull

Juggernaut

Bonus Boxes

Upgrades

Augments

Gold Boxes

Equipment Change

Overdrives

Supplies

Nuclear Energy

Smart Supplies

Drones

Protection Modules

Groups

Grenades

More Gold Boxes

«Big fight» — Every tanker will be able to feel like the main boss in the battle because everyone gets the «Juggernaut» super tank.

Parma Remastered (Autumn)
Brest MM

SPECIAL MODE

TEAM ARMS RACE

November 21st — November 24th

Mode

Team Arms Race

Turret

Changes Every 3 Kills

Hull

Viking

Bonus Boxes

Upgrades

Augments

Gold Boxes

Equipment Change

Overdrives

Supplies

Nuclear Energy

Smart Supplies

Drones

Protection Modules

Groups

Grenades

More Gold Boxes

Crush enemies with BO-NK in the updated team mode and catch a lot of gold boxes, because this weekend, we have increased their dropping frequency!

Highland Remastered (Autumn)
Solikamsk MM

Special offers

What’s any holiday without some great deals at awesome prices?

November 7th — November 24th

Advent Calendar

×1

Access to Advent Calendar

November 7th — November 28th

Daily Ruby Pass

×500

TANKOINS*

×4500

Rubies**

Ritual Set

×15

EPIC KEY

×4

PREMIUM PASS

×1

Nuclear Energy

Cold Metal

×255

EPIC KEY

Heart of Steel

PAINT

November 14th — November 28th

Deathly Hallows

×15

EPIC KEY

×1

Nuclear Energy

×1

RARE KEY

November 21st — November 28th

Rorschach Test

×210

EPIC KEY

X Noir

PAINT

Epic Containers

Treat yourself with the updated content of Epic Containers!

SKIN Scorpion XT
SKIN Crusader XT
Scorpion’s “Uranium Shells” augment
Scorpion’s “Missile launcher «Spear»” augment
Hammer’s “Boxer” augment
Crusader’s “Excelsior” augment
Crusader’s “Lifeguard” augment
And everything you can get from Common Containers

Special missions

We have prepared a plethora of exciting missions which will make the event more exciting!

Your progress in completing missions is only counted from the moment you first enter the “Missions” screen after the event begins.

Missions follow the Encore system, with the second set of missions appearing only after the first set is completed.

SPECIAL

Part 1. November 7th — November 14th
Part 2. November 14th — November 21st
Part 3. November 21st — November 28th

SANTA MUERTE. PART 1

TASK

Be in the winning team of 1 battle in any matchmaking battles.
IMPORTANT: The mission is only available for «Premium Pass» owners.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

ONE-WAY TICKET. PART 1

TASK

Finish 3 battles in any matchmaking battles.
IMPORTANT: The mission is only available for «Battle Pass» owners.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

FAREWELL PARTY. PART 1

TASK

Earn 500 reputation points in the festive «Pyromaniac» mode.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

SANTA MUERTE. PART 2

TASK

Be in the winning team of 1 battle in any matchmaking battles.
IMPORTANT: The mission is only available for «Premium Pass» owners.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

ONE-WAY TICKET. PART 2

TASK

Finish 3 battles in any matchmaking battles.
IMPORTANT: The mission is only available for «Battle Pass» owners.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

FAREWELL PARTY. PART 2

TASK

Earn 500 reputation points in the festive «Big Fight» mode.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

SANTA MUERTE. PART 3

TASK

Be in the winning team of 1 battle in any matchmaking battles.
IMPORTANT: The mission is only available for «Premium Pass» owners.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

ONE-WAY TICKET. PART 3

TASK

Finish 3 battles in any matchmaking battles.
IMPORTANT: The mission is only available for «Battle Pass» owners.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

FAREWELL PARTY. PART 3

TASK

Earn 500 reputation points in the festive «Team Arms race» mode.

REWARD

×1
EPIC KEY

SET 1

Set 1. November 7th — November 28th

SUPERMISSION: ETERNAL PATH. PART 1

TASK

Complete «Revival. Part 1», «Old Soul. Part 1», «In the Moment. Part 1», «Oblivion. Part 1», «Soul Mates. Part 1», «The Last Purchase. Part 1», «Altar», «Resuscitation», «Experience of Generations», «7 Days» and «Grave Robber» missions.

REWARD

×5
EPIC KEY

×1
RARE KEY

×1000
EXPERIENCE POINTS

REVIVAL. PART 1

TASK

Enter the game at least once.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

OLD SOUL. PART 1

TASK

Earn 5000 reputation points in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

IN THE MOMENT. PART 1

TASK

Earn 3000 reputation points in Quick Battle mode in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

OBLIVION. PART 1

TASK

Finish 10 battles in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

SOUL MATES. PART 1

TASK

Be in the winning team of 2 battles in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

THE LAST PURCHASE. PART 1

TASK

Make any purchase in the game’s Shop.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

ALTAR

TASK

Earn 1000 reputation points in CP mode in matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

RESUSCITATION

TASK

Use repair kit 150 times in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

EXPERIENCE OF GENERATIONS

TASK

Earn 3000 experience points in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

7 DAYS

TASK

Complete 3 Weekly missions.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

GRAVE ROBBER

TASK

Open 15 any Containers.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

SET 2

Set 2. November 14th — November 28th

SUPERMISSION: ETERNAL PATH. PART 2

TASK

Complete «Revival. Part 2», «Old Soul. Part 2», «In the Moment. Part 2», «Oblivion. Part 2», «Soul Mates. Part 2», «The Last Purchase. Part 2», «As I Live and Breathe», «Rage», «Family Values», «Here and Now» and «Fatal Blow» missions.

REWARD

×5
EPIC KEY

×1
RARE KEY

×1000
EXPERIENCE POINTS

REVIVAL. PART 2

TASK

Enter the game at least once.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

OLD SOUL. PART 2

TASK

Earn 5000 reputation points in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

IN THE MOMENT. PART 2

TASK

Earn 3000 reputation points in Quick Battle mode in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

OBLIVION. PART 2

TASK

Finish 10 battles in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

SOUL MATES. PART 2

TASK

Be in the winning team of 2 battles in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

THE LAST PURCHASE. PART 2

TASK

Make any purchase in the game’s Shop.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

AS I LIVE AND BREATHE

TASK

Earn 1000 reputation points in TJR mode in matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

RAGE

TASK

Use boosted damage 150 times in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

FAMILY VALUES

TASK

Earn 4000 crystals in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

HERE AND NOW

TASK

Complete 15 Daily missions.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

FATAL BLOW

TASK

Use overdrive 10 times in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

SET 3

Set 3. November 21st — November 28th

SUPERMISSION: ETERNAL PATH. PART 3

TASK

Complete «Revival. Part 3», «Old Soul. Part 3», «In the Moment. Part 3», «Oblivion. Part 3», «Soul Mates. Part 3», «The Last Purchase. Part 3», «Reincarnation», «Deathtrap», «The Last Wish», «The Last Surprise» and «Kiss of Death» missions.

REWARD

×5
EPIC KEY

×1
RARE KEY

×1000
EXPERIENCE POINTS

REVIVAL. PART 3

TASK

Enter the game at least once.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

OLD SOUL. PART 3

TASK

Earn 5000 reputation points in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

IN THE MOMENT. PART 3

TASK

Earn 3000 reputation points in Quick Battle mode in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

OBLIVION. PART 3

TASK

Finish 10 battles in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

SOUL MATES. PART 3

TASK

Be in the winning team of 2 battles in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

THE LAST PURCHASE. PART 3

TASK

Make any purchase in the game’s Shop.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

REINCARNATION

TASK

Earn 1000 reputation points in RGB mode in matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

DEATHTRAP

TASK

Use mines 150 times in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

THE LAST WISH

TASK

Earn 45 stars in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

THE LAST SURPRISE

TASK

Use any grenade 10 times in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

KISS OF DEATH

TASK

Destroy 10 tanks using critical damage in any matchmaking battles.

REWARD

×1
COMMON KEY

×100
EXPERIENCE POINTS

Advent Calendar

We are launching the festive advent calendar for you!

Attention! The Advent Calendar and its missions become available only after purchasing the “Advent Calendar” special offer.

After purchasing the “Advent Calendar” special offer, you will get access to:

5 standard missions
1 Supermission with unique rewards!

All you need to do is log into the game during the event and claim your gifts.

Task: Complete all «One More Day» missions that appear after November 7th. Completing 5 standard missions will unlock the final supermission.

Supermission

Recruit

PAINT

×200

Rubies

Mission

×12

EPIC KEY

×400

Rubies

Elite Pass

The most luxurious pass is here! It will consist of 20 levels.

Your goal is to earn stars to unlock new levels, and for each level you reach, you will receive additional prizes.

In order to complete the whole pass and reach the main prize, you will need to earn 1000 stars.

Elite Pass

Important: All stars earned during the event will be counted. Progress begins with the start of the event. Stars earned before the purchase of the «Elite Pass» will also be counted. The «Elite Pass» itself is required to claim the prizes. By purchasing it, you will be able to claim all the unlocked prizes to your Garage!

The Main Prizes are the “Excelsior” augment for Tesla and a LEGENDARY Key!

The price of this «Elite Pass» is 2300 Rubies.

Festive Decorations

Festive paint on cargo drones
Holiday paint
Festive Gold Box drop zones
Festive loading screen
Updated billboards

Let the spirits of luck be on your side!

Winter Major 2025

Winter Major 2025 is coming!

There are just a few days left until the start of the biggest eSports tournament this winter, so now is the right time to share all the details of the upcoming event!

TOURNAMENT PAGE

What is eSports up to nowadays?

eSports nowadays consists of two seasons per year, and each of them includes a series of qualifying ranking tournaments and finishes with a Major event.

The 24 best teams (according to rating points) have taken part in three rating (qualifying) tournaments to get a place in the main tournament of the half-year – Major, and to compete for a solid cash prize.

I don’t play eSports, what can I do?

Don’t worry. All the qualifying tournaments of the year are over, and the teams participating in the final tournament have been determined, which means it’s time to become a viewer!

Join livestreams on our Twitch channels, follow them, watch eSports matches, and keep track of results.

Twitch Drops

For watching eSports livestreams, we reward each tanker with Epic Keys on each broadcast. To have your watch time counted, you first must link your Twitch account in the game settings.

Read more about how the «Twitch Drops» system works in the special article.

Follow the news in the game so as not to miss our livestreams!

When will it start?

The «Challengers» Stage begins on November 6th and will last until November 17th.

The 16 lowest-rated teams out of the total 24 will take part in this stage. The best 8 have already received a place in the next stage.

Next, we will have the «Legends» Stage from November 25th until December 6th. The top 8 teams that have automatically advanced to this stage will join the 8 best teams from the Challengers Stage. These 16 teams will compete for a spot in the «Champions» Stage.

Will there be Tanki Fund?

Of course, what is eSports without the Tanki Fund? In addition to the Epic Keys you receive for each livestream, right before the start of the «Legends» Stage, we will announce the «eSports Tanki Fund».

In the «Legends» Stage, you can choose your favorite team, purchase special offers in the Shop, and thus not only help your favorite team but also get a chance to win Rubies as well as receive guaranteed prizes from Tanki Fund levels.

When will The Grand Finals take place?

The last 14 matches will happen in the «Champions» stage, and the 8 best teams will fight for cash prizes from December 15th to December 22nd.

The hottest matches and the fate of the cash prize lie in these final matches!

Anyone who has seen at least one Grand Finals livestream before knows that no one should miss it!

Don’t miss the livestreams of eSports matches on our Twitch channels! Root for your favorite teams, watch interesting matches, and get yourself some cool rewards!