[Issue6] Presenting... Darren4Turbo [TWG]

[personia 4,036]

Presenting... @Darren4Turbo!

 

Anyone who’s been on the forum will have seen his name somewhere. His positive comments, always spurring people on, making them feel good. Still don’t know who I’m talking about? @Darren4Turbo of course!

 

His positive demeanor is only the start. He is a role model for others, being a part of the Tanki Writers Group, and looking to become a helper. His good-naturedness and positive attitude has been the gateway for many new and shy forum users to grow and learn (I myself was one!) He is always missed when gone, and when he returns, tanki normally puts on a sale!

 

But while he may be friendly in the forum, he is anything but that in a battle. If anyone comes near his flag, he will destroy them with ease, showing them no mercy. Whenever he joins a battle, the opposing team generally gives up going for the flag, as he is unstoppable. It is even rumored that he once took on @Godmode_ON, and all at the same time, and they quit after two minutes because their spirits were cowed. And because he called them noob so much that their computers lagged from that much chat. A perfectionist to the core, he lets no mistake slip, as he reigns down on people with his calls of “NOOB” and “NOOB DRUGGER MULT, PLS GET OUT OF HERE!”.

 

However his defense on a tanki field, while good, is nowhere near as good as his defensive skill on a football field. His skills surpass that of Messi (which isn’t all that hard), and he can run faster than Usain Bolt. With all this skill he is certainly a worthy opponent. He is so good in fact, that if he fouls an opponent, he is given the free kick, not his opponent. If I were to ever to go head to head with him, he would almost certainly, drill me into the ground (and then procede to call me a noob).

 

All in all, possibly the reason that I joined the tanki forum, and the most inviting (noob caller) person on the forum.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present to you (this year’s tribute from district 12)... @Darren4Turbo!

Edited January 30, 2016 by personia

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

*sniff* *cough*

[fordmustang12345 3,910]

"this years tribute from district 12

you my friend have been reading/watching to much hunger games

[personia 4,036]

you my friend have been reading/watching to much hunger games

Hahahaha. Nah. I haven't read it in the last 3 years.

[Penguin40 1,714]

Lel, dat is real funny. Keep it up - and remember to do one on me!

[lukey0 27,543]

Nice, quite funny. I'd love to see one on me. :LOL:

[personia 4,036]

Lel, dat is real funny. Keep it up - and remember to do one on me!

 

 

Nice, quite funny. I'd love to see one on me. :lol:

I'll need to PM you both some questions, but I can write one on you if you want.

[BlueDragon_tamki 3,204]

Love it

But I shall miss him :(

[personia 4,036]

Love it

But I shall miss him :(

I forgot to add that he is also a massive troll. You see how that topic of his is gone? Yeah, well he isn't actually leaving.

[L.I.I3.3.I2.T.Y 820]

Wow, how heart-warming *sniff*

I couldn't get to know him very good but I suppose that he is an enrichment for this game.

[Ambitious 2,084]

Haha humorous

Really nice job :)

[dilsharox 2,395]

Tbh I have never seen this player in the forum

[Cor7y 13,862]

Tbh I have never seen this player in the forum

That's because all you do is to flood and spam.

[dilsharox 2,395]

That's because all you do is to flood and spam.

oh really?

At least I don't care what other people does in the forum

[GHOST68INVINCIBLE 152]

Haha lol. Nice article gonna miss darren alot

[TriNitroToIuene 4,765]

Not to mention he remains transparent for the first fifteen minutes after joining a battle, in which period he keeps spitting LAG into the chat.

[Agent101us 310]

you my friend have been reading/watching to much hunger games

YES! HUNGER GAMES FTW!

Btw everyone knows me :d

[Capable 4,614]

:mellow: What is this?

Nice though  ^_^

[IVIr.Catalyst 1,035]

Making topics of specific players is against the rules.Please read the rules before making a topic :)

[Agent101us 310]

Making topics of specific players is against the rules.Please read the rules before making a topic :)

Hmmm, he made a topic before :mellow:

About a mod, he was happy, HE HAS PREMITION :mellow:

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Tbh I have never seen this player in the forum

:lol: You don't see anyone on the forum, do you now?

 

 

 

Jking k

[KillerGnat 3,135]

Making topics of specific players is against the rules.Please read the rules before making a topic :)

Mr. Catalyst telling us to obey the rules  :lol:. Too good.

[Bydo 20,156]

interesting but missing so much... what makes him tick and why and what he brings to a game ..sure you touched on how good of a player and how many like him but something is missing ..and how he a good flag player but what really is the man behind the tank...

 

like what are his strategy's  in battle we all have some... or helpful idea's  to help others learn better game play.. or why  / what makes him be liked so much..yea i have seen him around..he's good ...

or is just me missing the mark of this chat

[Anonono 1,233]

So the topic about Supra gets closed but this one doesn't?

[dilsharox 2,395]

:lol: You don't see anyone on the forum, do you no

 

 

 

Jking k

it's just that I don't care about anyone in the forum