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[Issue 53] Tanki Humour!


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It's back! ...wait what, this was held before? Of course, back in Issue 14!


And nearly 3 years later, I've decided to hold this again for the nostalgia. However, I recall the entries back then were of a low standard - actual humour is key! Anyway, without further ado (and with much of the original formatting and text for further nostalgia)... here it is!

 

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Think you have a good sense of humour? Do you know how to tell a decent joke? Well, this contest is for you! All you have to do is create a Tanki-related bit o' humour!


The prizes will be:
1st place: 25,000 crystals
2nd place: 15,000 crystals
3rd place: 10,000 crystals


All winning entries will also be featured in the following issue of the newspaper!

(small consolation prizes of 5,000 crystals are also on offer for any other noteworthy entries)


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Rules:

- The entries can be anything humorous: extended jokes or simple one-liners, memes, GIFs, photos/pictures of creations and short videos are all permitted as long as they are related to Tanki and are your own work. Obviously, some of these examples would take more effort to enter with than others. Thus, any exceptionally detailed or time-consuming entries will definitely be appreciated, but they will ultimately be judged on how funny they are perceived to be. Use your imagination!

- All entries should be posted in this topic (this is a good reason to enter sooner rather than later, to ensure your humour is original!). The closing date for this competition is May 18th 2016, and results will be announced shortly afterwards when the next issue of the newspaper is released. Entries will be judged by myself, and possibly by others in the newspaper staff too.

- By 'related to Tanki', I do not mean you can post random tank-related jokes; the entries must be centred around specific aspects of the game, and so the relation to Tanki should be made obvious.

 

- Only one entry allowed per player (this includes alt accounts, so do not enter more than once using other accounts)!

 

- Entries containing profanity, insults, racism, religious or sexual content etc. are not permitted.

 

- Any plagiarised entries will be disqualified.


- If you have any other queries, PM me!


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At this point, lemme clarify something that I'll also add to the main post...

 

Easy to enter but not easy to win.

 

If your entry was easy to think up, you probably won't win!

 

Some good entries so far, good luck all   :ph34r:

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Good luck, and see you in the battle!

 

Check out the rest of Issue 53 right here!

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My Entries:

 

 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/Snapshot-2.jpg
 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/what-if-i-told-you.jpg
 
 
 
 
 
(Just copy paste the link into your search bar. Sorry for the inconvenience)

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My Entries:

 

 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/Snapshot-2.jpg
 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/what-if-i-told-you.jpg
 
 
 
 
 
(Just copy paste the link into your search bar. Sorry for the inconvenience)

 

Use a image hosting site like Postimage.org to upload them. 

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Some call me a pun master. Others call me  Pun Cancer.

*Huehuehuehuehue*

Just so you know, I'm very PUNctual in contests 

Ok sorry :c

 

Ok ok, I'll stop being a PUNgent noob, here's my entry -

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My Entries:

 

 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/Snapshot-2.jpg
 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/what-if-i-told-you.jpg
 
 
 
 
 
(Just copy paste the link into your search bar. Sorry for the inconvenience)

 

It won't work for us - you have to upload them to an image hosting site.

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My Entries:

 

 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/Snapshot-2.jpg
 
 
file:///Users/halimamirza/Desktop/what-if-i-told-you.jpg
 
 
 
 
 
(Just copy paste the link into your search bar. Sorry for the inconvenience)

 

 

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5712958.jpg

 

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I'm ready to take my new crystals home. 8)

- Only one entry allowed per player (this includes alt accounts, so do not enter more than once using other accounts)!

Guys, please. Read the rules carefully before making posts. Only one entry per player is allowed.

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Entry: 

I couldn't post an image here so I used an image hosting site.

http://imgur.com/nORhI80

Below the spoiler is your entry. I have posted it here for you. So all you have to do, is open the spoiler, copy the photo and post it in your own post.

 

 

 

nORhI80.png

 

 

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1) Jesus can walk on water.

2) A Watermelon contains 92% water.

3) I can walk on watermelons.

4) I am 92% Jesus.

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1) Jesus can walk on water.

2) A Watermelon contains 92% water.

3) I can walk on watermelons.

4) I am 92% Jesus.

it must be related to tanki tho.... 

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