☆ MeeT Mr.H4MSTER ☆

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H3LL0 E4RTHLING5,
L3T M3 1NTRODUCE MYS3LF. I 4M MR.H4MSTER.
I 4M FR0M PL4N3T HAMST3RNU5, IN A PL4CE C4LL3D H4M5TERV1LL3. I W4S A WR1TER, WH0 U5ED T0 WR1TE 4RT1CLE5, P03MS 4ND GU1EDS F0R MY5ELF, 4ND MY FR1END5. 4ND L4T3R I DI5COVERED TH1S G4ME, WH1CH M4DE ME 4DD1CT3D T0 1T. I 4M 4LM0ST 459 YE4R5 0LD, WH1CH 1S ALM0ST 24 YE4RS 1N Y0UR PL4N3T. N0W Y0U M1GHT B3 W0ND3R1NG WHY I 4M WR1TING W1TH 4LL CAP5 0N. W3LL I 4M N0T. 1F Y0U L00K CAR3FULLY, Y0U W1LL N0T1CE S0ME NUMB3R5 1N BETW33N. C4NT NOT1CE 1T ? 0H W3LL, Y0U MIGHT N33D 4N EYE CH3CK, 0R M1GHT EVEN N33D A SP3CT4CLE. P00R Y0U. W3LL, AS I W4S SAY1NG, MY PL4NET IS TOT4LL1NG ADV4NC3D TH4N Y0UR5... PR00F ? 1S 1T A R4T ? !S !T A MOU5E ? N0, 1TS A H4MSTER. A T4LKING H4MSTER. G0T MY P01NT ? A T4LK1NG H4MSTER. TH4T5 EN0UGH PR00F FOR NOW.
OUR POLITICAL SYSTEM, 0UR T3CHNOL0G1ES, 0UR L1T3R4TURE, 0UR "WH4TEV3R 1T 1S" 4RE 4LL 4ADVANCED TH4N TH0SE 0N E4RTH. 0K4Y 1LL 3XPL4IN 1T ALL 0N3 BY 0NE, BUT 1F I K33P TYP1NG TH1S W4Y F0R 4NY L0NGER, 1 M1GHT G3T A B4N S00N. TH3R3F0R3 1LL US3 OUR 4DVANC3D H4MSTERNU5 TR4N5LATOR T0 CONTINUE.

○●○ TURN1NG 0N TR4N5LAT0R ○●○

Now can you guys understand me ? Thank God you can't. Let it stay that way for now.
Well as I was saying, our planet is totally different from yours in many aspects. Behold, the wait is over. Let me explain our planet in a more detailed way.

■ The first thing I'm gonna talk about is our Advanced Political System. Our political system is a bit different from yours. On earth, mostly the leaders are elected, as a group, or a single person becomes the king, mostly hereditarily chosen. But in our planet, all the hamsters here elect a single king, who rules for almost 10 years, without any interference by the people. This system is known to the outer world as Demonarchial Political System ( Democracy + Monarchy - Way too advanced system ). My uncle is the King of our planet right now. You like it ? Thanks ♡.

■ The next thing I would like to discuss is our planet's Advanced Biosystem. Our planet, HAMST3RNU5, is made up of 40% Water and 60.5% Land. Great Huh. Thanks ♡. Our planet's population is about almost 8.3 billion in total, out of which 8.4 billion are. The rest 8.9 billion are other creatures, out of which, @Lhamster was born. Yeah, he is from our planet too. Huge planet ha ? Thanks ♡.

■ Next one in line is our Advanced Climatical and Weather System. We have a total of 5 months in a year over here. And out of that, we have to suffer 4 months of total coldness, and the next 3 months are completely cold. Our usual atmospheric temperature is 400°F. Our climate changes thrice in a year, from cold to colder and then to coldest. Too hot ha ? Awesome climate you say ? Thanks mate ♡.

■ I could like to discuss about our highly Advanced Technologies next. We recently invented something, which was a total game changer. We named it a mobile phone. Some people are too lazy to say mobile, so they prefer calling it a cell phone. Our next wonderful invention was a huge machine that would help us fly through the sky, and we named it a plane. Oops, almost forgot to mention our latest invention, the radio. I know you won't believe it, but it can catch radio signals from the atmosphere, and make sounds, literally. I bet you guys wouldn't even have imagined about such advanced technologies. Amazing right ? Thanks ♡.

Well, that's all about my planet, for now.

The vote of thanks.
♤ I wouldn't waste your time, by making you read the vote of thanks, so I'll shorten it down a bit. Mainly I would like to thank my buddy, and best friend in times of need, My very own, H4M5TERNU5 TR4N5LATOR. Next, I would really like to thank the reporters for accepting this story like article like introduction. Oh and BTW, Thanks for reading ;).

GooD LucK. Edited May 14, 2016 by H.4.M.S.T.E.R

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Any questions regarding me, or our planet, then please feel free to post it below.

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Do you serve French fries?

[asifmehmood 1,576]

Bruh that's Proness 

[basenji7 1,199]

Do you have dogs

[D1E 257]

Hi @Lhamster

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Do you serve French fries?

5UR3, W4NT 50M3 ? FÊĒŁ FR33 T0 4SK.

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Bruh that's Proness

TH4NK5 BR0

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Do you have dogs

N0PE, BUT W3 D0 H4VE @Thekillerpenguins. Edited May 13, 2016 by H.4.M.S.T.E.R

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Hi @Lhamster

@Lhamster WH0 ?

[asifmehmood 1,576]

TH4NK5 BR0

WE1L C0ME

[III_Dope_III 319]

@Lhamster WH0 ?

D1D U KM0W WR1T1NG 1N C4P5 1S F0R31DD3N

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

D1D U KM0W WR1T1NG 1N C4P5 1S F0R31DD3N

CL34RLY N0T.

 

If I were you though, I wouldn't tell someone to stop breaking the rules in a format that's doing exactly that.

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

TH15 THR34D 15 CR4ZY, N0W C0NF1RM3D H4M5T3R5 T4K1NG 0V3R W0R1D?

[LOLKILLERTOTHEDEATH 1,921]

This guy loves 3 and 4. Maybe he can speak in normal English.

 

Come here you fuzz ball! *pulls toward himself and rubs head* W kinda couldn't care less about your planet.

[Hex 11,520]

N1C3 4RT1CL3.

Edited May 13, 2016 by Hexed

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D1D U KM0W WR1T1NG 1N C4P5 1S F0R31DD3N

KN0W*. YE4H, I D0. BUT 1T5 N0T 4LL C4P1T4L5 M4TE. TRY R3AD1NG TH3 M4IN P05T. IT'S RE4LLY H3LPFUL. Edited May 14, 2016 by H.4.M.S.T.E.R

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TH15 THR34D 15 CR4ZY, N0W C0NF1RM3D H4M5T3R5 T4K1NG 0V3R W0R1D?

Shhhhh

 

 

MU H4 H4 H4 H4 H4

 

 

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N1C3 4RT1CL3.

TH4NK5 M4TE.

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This guy loves 3 and 4. Maybe he can speak in normal English.

 

Come here you fuzz ball! *pulls toward himself and rubs head* W kinda couldn't care less about your planet.

Nope, I cant speak normal English.

[Helindu_2014 830]

W3LL W3LL W3LL.............H4MST3RS 4R3 G0NN4 C0NQU3R TH3 F0RUM

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W3LL W3LL W3LL.............H4MST3RS 4R3 G0NN4 C0NQU3R TH3 F0RUM

WH4T ? H4MST3R ? WH3RE ? WH3N ? H0W ?

WH0S 4N H4M5TER ?

[Hex 11,520]

Lhamsters presence has been noted.

[thunderousrailgunner 1,934]

1 W45 1N 4 D1L3MM4 TH4T,  1S TH15 4CC W45 TH3 D1CT4T0R"5 4LT ?

 

N0W , 1T'''S PR0V3D  :lol:

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Lhamsters presence has been noted.

WH3R3 ? T3LL H1M T0 LEAVE PL34SE.