Newspaper Administrator GoldRock

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

Newspaper Administrator GoldRock

Parody of Actual Cannibal Shia LeBeouf by Rob Cantor

 

 

You're browsing the forum.

There're flooders around, 

And your lags aren't bad.

But outta' the corner of your eye you spot him, 

GoldRock.

 

He's viewing your profile,

For about two minutes now.

He gets down to yours likes and views all your posts.

He's stalking you.

GoldRock.

 

You're looking for your VPN, 

But your lags come around.

He's almost at the embarrassing part,

And you can see he's won the race. 

My god, your purple everywhere! 

 

Running for your life,

(From GoldRock.)

He's posting about you.

(It's GoldRock.)

Writing out a report

Newspaper admin GoldRock.

Living in England, 

(GoldRock.)

Formal for fun, 

(GoldRock.)

Haunting your dreams (dre•eams)

Actual, reporter GoldRock.

 

Now you sign out and you seem to have lost him, 

But you're hopelessly lost your account.

Stranded with a Brit, 

You creep anonymously through the forum.

A-ha! In the back of your head,

A lower alt with no known identity.

Hope! 

You sign into it, 

But even your alt! AH! It's caught his attention! 

 

Logging out again, 

(Quiet, quiet.)

Signing in again, 

(Quiet, quiet.)

Now you're on his profile, 

The horrific territory of GoldRock.

"Viewing community index,"

(GoldRock.)

But he doesn't see you viewing him, 

(GoldRock.)

You're viewing all his posts.

Stalking Administrator GoldRock.

 

Fighting for your life with GoldRock, 

Wrestling cringe from GoldRock, 

Share it with friends.

Safe at last from GoldRock.

 

You limp into the dark topics, 

Posts quickly hiding from your view.

But you've successfully stalked GoldRock.

 

Wait! He isn't logged out!

(Gold Surprise!)

There's are no posts available, and topics don't rise,

But you can do stalk hacks;

View hidden posts of GoldRock.

 

Cringiest posts from GoldRock.

Normal 2012 for GoldRock.

You try to a misguiding topic at GoldRock,

But lags is very bad from your VPN.

He's dodging every topic,

He parries to the Index.

You counter to the Members,

You catch him in the name.

You're viewing everything now.

You have just seen all from GoldRock.

 

His account logs out the forum, emotionless.

You fall to the head of your desk to catch your breathe.

You are finally safe from GoldRock.

 

 

 

Written by,

 

Original song by,

Rob Cantor

NO WAIT, HE ISN"T DEDAD! (GOLD SURPRISE!)

No, nevermind, he is dead.

Edited November 4, 2016 by Yisroel.Rabin

[Quarks 2,255]

Edits:

1 off typo

 

Fantastic article Yis.

[Destrod 2,634]

Sounds like GoldRock is an internet firewall

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

I think the line "Singing in again, " is supposed to be "Signing in again".

 

Otherwise, excellent job. I appreciate the humor and parodying very much.  :P

Edited November 4, 2016 by Blackdrakon30

[Yisroel.Rabin 16,224]

I think the line "Singing in again, " is supposed to be "Signing in again".

 

Otherwise, excellent job. I appreciate the humor and parodying very much.  :P

Yea, fixed. Thanks :P

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By the way, it helps if you listen to the original song (link is at the topic of the main post) first, then read this. Or, if you're into it, play and read both at the same time.

[You.Have.to.die 519]

But you've "sucsessfully" stalked GoldRock.

 

Sorry it was annoying me :( hehe

Edited November 4, 2016 by You.Have.to.die

[TTK_229 1,080]

Edits:

1 off typo

 

Fantastic article Yis.

very savage today I see

 

Gr347 1703/\/\ /\/\8

1337$17341< 0|\|

Edited November 4, 2016 by TTK_229

[ToHoYoNTaDa 1,147]

Huh...

[Magenta 5,165]

the last part in the video......creepy... if shia is dead how is he clapping.... :unsure:

 

 

 

 

but y so happy?

 

 

 

 

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Edited November 5, 2016 by Magenta