Story [Holiday Special] 'Twas the Night Before...

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

 

'Twas the Night Before the Discounts, when all through the servers

Players are filled with a cheaper-price fervor

They performed traditional seance and dance

In hopes that Godmode_ON will make an appearance

 

The children are refusing to go to bed

With visions of crystals raining down on their heads

"Hold on Mother, just one more flag to cap!"

"Pause it now! You must settle down for your nightly nap"

 

Rio CTF, full supplies, night mode

2 minutes on the clock, time quickly erodes

I take the flag from the enemy base

Bombarded by enemy fire like a porcupine bouquet

 

A distraction happens by chance

Gold box falls, creating a new circumstance

Opponents and teammates alike

Rush to the rare golden sight.

 

I make a break for home

I actually needed that gold, truth be told

Upon turning the corner, I am met by an enemy

It's... Godmode_ON... one I did not want to see

 

His insurmountable defense

Against my mediocre offense

His laugh is enough to torment

And his attacks require little movement!

 

I am destroyed in a flash

Dropping the flag, discarded like ash

He returns the flag, while not taking ours

Why not end it now? I've been playing for hours

 

"You can't win the crystals for your

Upgrade that easily!" blares through my monitor

He is toying with me! What do I do?

My power is no match for what he can do

 

All efforts to kill him are foiled

My team's blood is boiled

Many minutes go by

Losing track of time

 

Death after death

Breath after breath

The opposing team is laxed

From watching Godmode_ON's attacks!

 

Creating the opportunity, the timing is right

All opponents destroyed, only he is in our sights

The might of eight versus one

Without aid to use, he is the one that's done

 

The God is destroyed

Three gold boxes are deployed

The enemy goes after them

Godmode disappears, without a trace of him

 

I race after the flag

Everyone else after the gold in a game of tag

Unopposed, I capture

I shall reap the rewards soon after

 

We've beaten the god, fresh crystals in hand

I will spend it wisely, If I can

Out to the garage by chance I find

I've got just enough crystals to make my upgrade come alive

 

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It is not about the meter or rhyme scheme, it is about the power of the Tanki God! Should you see him, it is a blessing and a curse for he brings you discounts and unnecessary stress. Hope you enjoyed.

 

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

[Pigeon-king 25]

Godmode_ON, hero or villian?

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

Both..

[SJ2003_is_epic 4]

AWESOME

[ZivOfficial 290]

Godmode_ON!!

:D

Edited December 26, 2016 by ZivOfficial

[RGstorm 3]

No wonder you had to edit a 70% off sale, it doesnt exist

[rocketmonkey2015 61]

No wonder you had to edit a 70% off sale, it doesnt exist

There is actually a 70% discount at Micro-upgrades.

[TTK_229 1,080]

kthxbai

[TTK_229 1,080]

There is actually a 70% discount at Micro-upgrades.

and the mythical one-hour sales of 70% off on smoky and stuff a few years ago

[A_1_3 0]

Godmode_ON  only plays DM so this is inaccurate.

[online-tank-PRO 122]

haha nice poem :) :D :P

[Vikingsrallentando 3,058]

There is actually a 70% discount at Micro-upgrades.

The source has been found.

 

Godmode_ON  only plays DM so this is inaccurate.

Your confirmation bias is inaccurate.