The Drugger's Song

[Cke1st 102]

The Drugger's Song

(to the melody of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner)

Hunter with a Rail, playing just so-so.
Couldn't do a mission, he always scored too low.
Saw the scores of the crowd, using Firebird and Freeze.
Then he had him a thought, like a distant dream --
He pressed 1 through 5, just blew them away.
Got flags, won the prize, and the very next day

Bought a big ol' drug kit, from the on-line store.
Didn't rotate his turret, but he knew for sure
Dad's credit card put power in his hand.
Didn't take long to understand
Press 1 through 5 to raise your score.
It's a one-way ticket, have to do it some more.

So he started drugging, ain't never gonna stop.
Gotta keep on drugging.  The only way he'll get on top

Is be a health box hero (he's using supplies).  He's a health box hero!
Just 1 through 5. Health box hero (one two, three-four five).  Health box hero. He'll end your life tonight.

In a Monte Carlo game, he was playing hard-core.
Won his 109th battle, coming back for more.
But his drugs didn't last, so he clicked and he came
To his own garage, bought some drugs, then played.

'Cause he needs to keep a-drugging, he just can't stop.
Gotta keep on drugging, the only way he'll stay on top

Is be a health box hero (without one through five, he's a noob, just zero).  It's not a surprise.
Yeah, health box hero (drugs keep him alive). With that 1 through 5, you're gonna die, gonna die tonight.

Yeah, he's gotta keep a-drugging, he just can't stop.
Gotta keep on drugging, the only way he'll stay on top

Is be a health box hero (with nitro and mines).  He's a health box hero (he's using supplies).
Just 1 through 5. Health box hero ("I'm not," he denies).  Now he's just a health box hero.
Health box hero, health box hero!  He's a star in his mind, in his own mind.

Edited January 22, 2017 by Hexed

[Hex 11,520]

Approved.

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

I really enjoyed this song parody while listening to the song and reading it, excellent job.  :lol:

[lordawesome_2014 2]

haha well done!

[MentallyDeranged 740]

That was very good and fun Thx hahahhhhh :lol:

[etha2007_awesome 44]

You should make a "hackers song" since I got my fly hack and no gravity hack today

[Hex 11,520]

You should make a "hackers song" since I got my fly hack and no gravity hack today

.____.

[etha2007_awesome 44]

Believe me moon silence is fun

[Truthteller 4,204]

Its awesome!

[mydoom.exe 5,154]

I can relate, except I'm f2p

[Heles 9,220]

Believe me moon silence is fun

:) even space madness, no gravity

I missed the photo of a huge burning skull there too