Striker rap

[etha2007_awesome 44]

Try running away from this beast
Towards your ugly niece
It hits harder than a quadrillion lead
And the striker is taking the lead!

Don't think it's worse than a cow
Because all you're gonna do is shout
Cause the striker is now shooting the rockets out
And the sound is worse than a million pig snouts!

BOOM!

It clears it's way
And all you can do is neigh
While you get wreck and washed away
And your score is NOT okay

Try telling something bad about it
And try making people believe it
While all you do is fail
And then you are ashamed!

The striker is a powerful one
And you can't say no to that one
Since it's very much fun
And you cannot run!

The striker is never alone
It always has 4 rockets of its own
And while you're being shown
It's always gonna own!

It has the crown
And it also has one big round
Which has 4 big missiles
And they can travel for miles!

The striker will make you look like a loser
Because it has defeated many other losers
Who could only try to think of a anti rap
To this marvelous striker rap!

Striker is a unusual one
But unusual doesn't mean a bad one
And it was always one of the best ones
And still is one of the best ones!

This rap is the best
Cause it talks about one of the best
And while you wait for more of the best
Just patiently sleep in your nest!

Hope you enjoyed!

Edited January 27, 2017 by tweezers

[tweezers 1,034]

-Grammar corrections (your/ you're especially).

-A couple of typos.

 

This seems more like a poem than a rap to be honest. Just pointing it out.

[etha2007_awesome 44]

Take it as a rap or poem Idc,just if you think it's a poem think of it as one,if your think it's a rap think of it as a rap

[etha2007_awesome 44]

I take it as a poem,but there are a few poems about turrets in the forum so to make it look like I didn't copy them (I actually didn't copy) I wrote rap instead of poem

[Quincie 531]

Fiyaaaaahhhhhhh

[etha2007_awesome 44]

Fiyaaaaahhhhhhh

whaaaaa?

[Sl0m0_warri0r 129]

Nice

again u should make more

Also i am starting our collab on the vid u told me about that u wanted to do

I got this 100 buck video editor and it will look legit.

I followed ;)

[Crip 4,735]

Nice

again u should make more

Also i am starting our collab on the vid u told me about that u wanted to do

I got this 100 buck video editor and it will look legit.

I followed ;)

Hilarious.

 

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Nice poem/rap Etha.