The Gods

[Possibility 282]

Have the gods taken over Tanki Online? There is many reasons to believe that the gods have taken over the developers minds. I realized this when Blackdrakon30 said 

 

' Oh my gosh. Just realized something.

 

Firebird / Titan, also known as Fire / Titan.

 

Who is the Titan related to fire? Prometheus.

 

Prometheus, chained to a rock so he cannot move, as he is forced to just watch and be eaten by vultures. ' 

 

Prometheus was a Titan in Greek mythology who stole fire from the golds. He stole it from Hestia, Olympian goddess of the Hearth. But who was the Olympian god of fire? That's right, Hephaestus. And in Roman myths, Hephaestus is know as, yep, ya guessed it, Vulcan! Vulcan happened to be a turret in Tanki Online. 

 

That's not all. Prometheus had a brother, Atlas. In Tanki Online, Atlas is a kit which consists of Smoky and Titan. Atlas was a Titan, who was punished by Zeus and the other gods to hold up the sky. Sky! Sky is a new paint that is given to the winners of the Parkour Survival contest. Wow! 

 

Kits. Kits, kits kits. So many kits have been named after the Greek gods. Prometheus is a kit that consists of Firebird, Hunter, and the paint Zeus! We also have the kit Boreas. Boreas is the god of the North wind and winter. Centaur is a  beast from Greek mythology, as well is Cyclops. Not only them, though. There is also the Minotaur kit. Many of you might know the story of the Minotaur. If you don't, go and Google it. 

 

But it's not just Greek gods. There are things related to the Egyptian gods and the Norse gods. Lets start off with the Egyptian gods. 

 

Isida is a turret in Tanki Online used to heal your teammates. Isis, in Egyptian mythology, uses her magic spells to help people in need. Isis in Croatian, means Izida. So Isis has a official turret in Tanki Online named after her.

 

Thor. In Norse mythology, there is a god named Thor. He had a Hammer. Hammer. It is known as the Hammer of Thor. And guess what? That also happens to be a kit. 

 

So there you all have it. Yep, the Gods have taken over Tanki? Maybe that's why it's getting terrible. Please don't turn me into a grape vine, Zeus. 

 

Thanks for reading, and watch out for the gods. 

 

Edited September 2, 2017 by Possibility

[Blackdrakon30 2,943]

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Approved.  #ConspiracyLivesOn #NoEdits

 

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[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

@Tofu is God.

[Skills.n.Girls 767]

Isida is a turret in Tanki Online used to heal your teammates. Isis, in Egyptian mythology, uses her magic spells to help people in need. Isis in Croatian, means Izida. So Isis has a official turret in Tanki Online named after her.

Na hrvatskom?  :P

[Tofu 6,773]

@Tofu is God.

Tofuism

[bauce 45]

So how come the Thor kit doesn't include the Hammer turret?

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

Tofuism

[Viking4s 10,791]

@Tofu is God.

@Tofu is not good.

[maryam98 1,171]

So how come the Thor kit doesn't include the Hammer turret?

Always wondered, but that kit came before Hammer, and in the Viking Sagas, Thor's Hammer causes Thunder, so it should be Thunder-Wiking or Hammer-Viking, because Thor was a Viking god.

[bes146 281]

i was only able to understand the greek gods part bcoz of percy jackson

[bes146 281]

  Please don't turn me into a grape vine, Zeus. 

 

 

u must say that to dionysus lord of wine 

he is the one who meddles with grapevines lol

[Darren4Turbo 4,913]

@Tofu is not good.

He is, ok.

[S-H-A-R-V-A-N 84]

-Amazing!

[zaintahir 458]

You forget our lord and savior Nick Crompton, this article should not have been approved damn it.

[Coat 2,280]

I am Good.

[FTW 240]

You forget our lord and savior Nick Crompton, this article should not have been approved damn it.

You say, but fella you are wrong. Our ACTUAL savior is jake paul.

[Pyre 3,485]

u must say that to dionysus lord of wine 

he is the one who meddles with grapevines lol

Booom! Spontaneous combustion!

[21985_the_master 422]

LOL that really made my day

Greetings from Greece!