Nickname Humorists 2017

[Magenta 5,165]

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As humans, we always tried our best to make sense of this world. From the corners of existence which cannot be observed, to quantum-thingies-which-wreak-havoc-to-your-stupid-mind, we always attempted to make sense out of it.

 

This tendency even applies here, in this little community of trollers and #BringBackRepairKit shouters, and some smart people. There have been several attempts to rationalise posts such as this, phenomena such as this, club names such as this, minds such as his, nicknames such as mine.

 

Talking about nicknames, there has been a recent boom in jokes on the nicknames of some forumers (not wanting to name anybody with loving hating emotions   :ph34r:). Realising the potential creativity behind this, I decided to organise this simple to organise contest.

 

Trivia: French is the language of the humorists in Tanki's EN forum, with 'la' being present in almost every text worthy to be called a joke.

 

 

L'Objectif (The Objective):

 

Post a joke which is about, or contains, the nickname of a prominent member of this topic, such as @Hate, @Cortana, or @GoldRock, may his soul rest in peace. This maybe in the form of memes, simple text, or any other media format.

 

 

Les Règlements (The rules):

 

• No plagiarising. Yeah, look out for me posting contests in the official newspaper, soon.
   
• Don't repeat old jokes. Think of new ones.
   
• Attempts at provocation or insult will be strictly dealt with.
   
• Try not to break game and forum rules.
   
• Entries PMed or communicated by any means except by posting in this topic, will be ignored.

 

 

Les Prix (The Prize):

 

• 1^st place: Invite to a gold rain with minimum 15 golds.
   
• 2^nd place: 2k crystals, to be given by dropping 2 golds in a private battle.
   
• 3^rd place: Blew Sphere.
   
• The entry with the most likes: The 'Like' gift.

 

 

Les Connaisseurs (The Judges):

 

Me La Génial (@Magenta)

 

 

La Dernière Limite (Deadline):

 

The moment when the Halloween Celebrations announcement is made. Bribery to is highly not recommended!

 

 

Good luck humorists!

 

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Edited October 14, 2017 by Magenta

[Hate 5,582]

Finally another useful topic, been quite some time since I last saw one.  :lol:

[Musa 5,352]

I don't understand this topic. Which language are you using?  :mellow:

Edited October 1, 2017 by Musa

[Benefactor 6,888]

Wait. What??!?!?!

[Coat 2,280]

lol

[Magenta 5,165]

And for my service, I demand a gold box :P

I am bankrupt, I can only survive on credit.

 

 

I don't understand this topic. Which language are you using?   :mellow:

I translated it for you lazy bums.

Edited October 1, 2017 by Magenta

[Magenta 5,165]

Yet another typo :mellow:

 

La objectif should be written as l'objectif.

Both are correct -_-

[Kurt_KurtDGreat 2,259]

Lovely initiative... Hope to see many entries :P I @Hate to be @That-Annoying-Guy, but I don't think I'll enter, simply cos I am not creative enough, and honestly I am @Sick of hearing the same old jokes :(

 

(Don't take this as an entry, as you can see my creativity sucks and I'm just cringy... I'll see myself out :( )

[Magenta 5,165]

Nope, check some beginner french books to ses why.

Me ses

[QuinnP 105]

Alright going to win: Goldrock, Just another gold digger except digging in rocks :P someone drops him a gold that’s 10m away. It takes him 10m to dig though the rock. That’s why he’s a gold digger!

[personia 4,036]

I HAVE A GOOD JOKE GUYS

 

 

@your-moms-face

AHAHAHAHAHAHA, SO FUUNNNNNYYYYYYYYY

 

 

Edited October 2, 2017 by personia

[personia 4,036]

Lovely initiative... Hope to see many entries :P I @Hate to be @That-Annoying-Guy, but I don't think I'll enter, simply cos I am not creative enough, and honestly I am @Sick of hearing the same old jokes :(

 

(Don't take this as an entry, as you can see my creativity sucks and I'm just cringy... I'll see myself out :( )

Are you ?

 

 

 

Edited October 2, 2017 by personia

[Gubitnik 401]

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

@Marc my words, if @You do not @Drop me a @GoldBox @You will @Be on @The receiving @End of a @Painful . ;)

Edited October 2, 2017 by Marc

[Magenta 5,165]

@Marc my words, if @You do not @Drop me a @GoldBox @You will @Be on @The receiving @End of a @Painful . ;)

@Possibility is low :ph34r:

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

@Possibility is low :ph34r:

@Great job hiding your @Post.

[Magenta 5,165]

@Great job hiding your @Post.

All I did was @Tweek it.

[marc.jp_44 20,837]

All I did was @Tweek it.

You hid it, @Noob.

I think we should @End this

 

[Magenta 5,165]

 

All is revealed!

So many victims...

But life does a full turn.

Edited October 2, 2017 by Magenta

[delnina2 1,570]

Well, this is my joke :)

 

@Be a @Proton

 

                & 

 

@Stay @Positive

 

 

I know it's not on Hate Cortana and Goldrock but idc

 

Edited October 2, 2017 by delnina2

[Magenta 5,165]

Well, this is my joke :)

 

@Be a @Proton

 

                & 

 

@Stay @Positive

I think it would be better if you reversed the order of the two sentences.

Edited October 2, 2017 by Magenta

[delnina2 1,570]

I think it would be better if you reversed the order of the two sentences.

But then it sounds weird lol 

[Magenta 5,165]

Well, this is my joke :)

 

@Stay @Positive

 

                & 

 

@Be a @Proton

 

 

I know it's not on Hate Cortana and Goldrock but idc

 

That's better.

Also, I said "hate, cortana, goldrock etc.' so I was just giving examples ^_^

[Magenta 5,165]

Common @Guys use @Your @Imagination, don't @Sleep on this contest!

Edited October 5, 2017 by Magenta

[maryam98 1,171]

Here's my entry, quite imaginative, if I do say so myself :P :

 

 

I @Know that @One of the @Mechanisms_Of_Nature is that is @Worth @Double @Hate. @This is the I @Can @Explain @This to @You: Love-Hate=@Hate @So =@Hate+@Hate. @So is @Worth @Double @Hate. But Love-Hate is now @Frozen @Cold @So I @Have @More to @Say to @You @Except @SpreadLoveNotHate. !

 

 

I made this entry using the re-arreanging of the equation Love - Hate = Hate. Love-Hate was the nickname of @Hate's alt account.

 

Edited October 12, 2017 by maryam98